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post #1 of 7
2/9/05 at 11:59am
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"The sperm count is ready, and we're good to go!"

Heard from the hallway outside of my office a scant few minutes ago. Followed by the elevator, shuffling of feet, and the closing doors.

I'm not sure what to think about that.
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post #2 of 7
2/9/05 at 12:05pm
Ether they are trying for a baby or they have an amusing nickname for their coworkers
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post #3 of 7
2/9/05 at 12:09pm
Sexy.
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post #4 of 7
2/9/05 at 1:31pm
I was in the elevator at work with two young women a few months ago, the first one asked "What about your baby's father?" The 2nd replied "Father? He's just a sperm donor". It took every ounce of strength for me to keep from pissing my pants and laughing out loud. I can't believe what some people feel comfortable saying in public.
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post #5 of 7
2/9/05 at 1:36pm
Someone at my office -

Worker - "Is Canada ahead or behind us?"
Me - "What?"
Worker - "I have to make some calls to Canada, are they ahead of us or behind us?"
Me - "Are you joking?"
Worker - "..."
Me - "5 hours ahead."
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post #6 of 7
2/9/05 at 1:48pm
Maybe the person has to call someone on the far west side of the country. Then again, asking if they are ahead would be pretty stupid.
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post #7 of 7
2/9/05 at 4:59pm
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Originally Posted by PeteyWheatstraw
I was in the elevator at work with two young women a few months ago, the first one asked "What about your baby's father?" The 2nd replied "Father? He's just a sperm donor". It took every ounce of strength for me to keep from pissing my pants and laughing out loud. I can't believe what some people feel comfortable saying in public.
I envy your control sir. My pants would have been stained.
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