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post #1 of 50
2/10/05 at 1:42am
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http://www.googlefight.com/


Alien: 21,700,000 v. Preditor: 45,400

Jason: 31,400,000 v. Freddy: 4,290,000

Money: 238,000,000 v. Love: 261,000,000

Sex: 355,000,000 v. Love: 261,000,000

Britney: 18,700,000 v. Christina: 17,000,000

Chris Farley: 320,000 v. Will Ferrell: 4,760,000

Coke: 5,900,000 v. Pepsi: 4,650,000

me: 713,000,000 v. the world: 601,000,000

Diva: 3,130,000 v. slater: 3,930,000

Diva: 3,130,000 v. Devin: 2,170,000


I'm spending waaaay to much time with this.
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post #2 of 50
2/10/05 at 2:08am
Death 113,000,000 vs Taxes 26,500,000

George W. Bush 15,800,000 vs the World 600,000,000

Letterman 1,650,000 vs Leno 646,000 vs Conan 4,440,000

Uma 64,900,000 vs Oprah 4,190,000

Liberty 27,100,000 vs Death 113,000,000

Batman 9,660,000 vs Superman 4,020,000

Grant Morrison 1,250,000 vs Alan Moore 4,630,000

John Byrne 1,240,000 vs Sanity 3,770,000

damn, this IS fun.
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post #3 of 50
2/10/05 at 3:06am
Peter Karrie 42,200 vs olivemarie 376
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post #4 of 50
2/10/05 at 3:53am
This allowed me to finally best my high school nemesis. Thank you.
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post #5 of 50
2/10/05 at 3:57am
Quote:
Alien: 21,700,000 v. Preditor: 45,400
Hey, you cheated the Predator in that fight! Stop being sneaky!!!
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post #6 of 50
2/10/05 at 6:43am
Predator: 9,080,000

Little better.

Godzilla: 2,680,000 vs. King Kong: 2,570,000
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post #7 of 50
2/10/05 at 7:30am
My Dad 23,100,000 vs. Your Dad 20,500,000
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post #8 of 50
2/10/05 at 7:58am
Anal 67,100,000 vs Oral 53,800,000
Chud 1,040,000 vs Aintitcool 172,000
Martians 509,000 vs Common Cold 13,100,000
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post #9 of 50
2/10/05 at 10:09am
Yankees 6,960,000 v. Red Sox 4,770,000

Florida 136,000,000 v. Georgia 27,500,000
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post #10 of 50
2/10/05 at 10:19am
Tits 20,300,000 v. Ass 49,400,000

Freddy 4,290,000 v. Jason 31,400,000

The Beatles 11,800,000 v. Wings 19,700,000

Mothers 17,100,000 against Drunk Driving 3,800,000
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post #11 of 50
2/10/05 at 11:25am
Optimus Prime: 205,000 vs Megatron: 356,000

Bugs Bunny: 1,060,000 vs Mickey Mouse: 2,850,000

Joe Pesci: 306,000 vs Ray Liotta: 207,000

_____________

This is great. I needed something new to pass the time.
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post #12 of 50
2/10/05 at 11:29am
Agent Helix : 348,000 vs. AgentShaolin : 1,380

Agent Helix : 348,000 vs. Agent Back Smith : 2,130,000

Agent Back Smith : 3,830,000 vs. Agent Danger : 3,590,000

Well, looks like it's finally settled.
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post #13 of 50
2/10/05 at 11:38am
Laughing out loud here at work is not cool. I just did it, nonetheless.

All of the Agents here on CHUD need to join together, so we can rule the message board!!!
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post #14 of 50
2/10/05 at 11:39am
I'm wondering what ABS did to get all those extra votes in the final round.

If I were Agent Danger, I'd be calling for a recount.
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post #15 of 50
2/10/05 at 3:55pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trinity'sGusset
Anal 67,100,000 vs Oral 53,800,000
So much for that thread in the Sex Forum saying there's no way any one could enjoy anal!

As for my typo, subconsciously I wanted the Alien to win.
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post #16 of 50
2/10/05 at 4:24pm
Verbal Kint 23,700 vs Werbal Kint 38

Ouch.
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post #17 of 50
2/10/05 at 5:30pm
Verbal Kint 25,700 v. Werbal_Kint 5,670

a) Does better with the underscore
b) 2000 new Verbal Kint pages went online in an hour and 15 minutes
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post #18 of 50
2/10/05 at 5:54pm
At this rate, within six months the entire internet will be Verbal Kint.
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post #19 of 50
2/14/05 at 2:16pm
Gene Krupa 118,000 v. Buddy Rich 1,570,000 v. Animal 80,100,000

Kick ass.
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post #20 of 50
2/14/05 at 2:29pm
Hell, might as well do the whole band...

Dr. John 26,500,000 v. Dr. Teeth 3,430,000

Eric Clapton 1,570,000 v. Floyd Pepper 524,000

Bobby Keys 1,080,000 v. Zoot 724,000

Janice Joplin 210,000 v. Janice 4,590,000

Big Brother and the Holding COmpany 1,110,000 v. Sly & the Family Stone 323,000 v. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem 14,000

Damn, they really need to get back in the public eye. They just edge out Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen (12,200). Reunion tour?

Bill Graham 7,370,000 v. Kermit 1,930,000

Now, that one's a surprise.
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post #21 of 50
2/16/05 at 6:58pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
I'm wondering what ABS did to get all those extra votes in the final round.

If I were Agent Danger, I'd be calling for a recount.
MUUUHAHAHAHA ...This is because my name hearkens to a popular Matrix character AND a popular skateboard trick. Take that science, safety, and, uh, ninjas.
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post #22 of 50
2/16/05 at 7:06pm
Nick 35,900,000 vs. Supernova 2,080,000
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post #23 of 50
2/17/05 at 12:24am
Lenny 4,100,000 vs Carl 26,800,000

Laverne 742,000 vs Shirley 9,520,000

Starsky 1,490,000 vs Hutch 2,650,000

Bill 132,000,000 vs Ted 18,300,000

Night 169,000,000 vs Day 62,600,000

Sean Connery 765,000 vs Roger Moore 3,540,000 vs George Lazenby 125,000 vs Timothy Dalton 361,000 vs Pierce Brosnan 464,000


It's official... Roger Moore is the coolest, most badass James Bond.
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post #24 of 50
2/21/05 at 11:27pm
This is awesome.

Tyler Durden 137,000 vs. William Shatner 413,000

Less filling 4,490,000 vs. tastes great 3,360,000

Neo 6,830,000 vs. Preston 10,000,000 vs Morpheus 3,290,000

The King 117,000,000 vs. The King of the Dead 13,300,000

Rocky 19,400,000 vs Raging Bull 653,000

Bloods 408,000 vs Crips 223,000

And the biggest upset of the night:

I 3,150,000,000 vs The Law 173,000,000
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post #25 of 50
2/23/05 at 9:29am
Axl Rose 203,000 vs Slash 6,270,000

Lord Of The Rings 13,600,000 vs Star Wars 18,000,000

Mulder 2,860,000 vs Scully 1,990,000

USA 304,000,000 vs UK 784,000,000

Wayne 28,600,000 vs Garth 3,040,000

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 61,300 vs Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 218,000

Stephen King 14,900,000 vs Dean Koontz 332,000
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post #26 of 50
2/23/05 at 9:39am
Gay 120,000,000 vs Straight 49,200,000
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post #27 of 50
2/23/05 at 3:59pm
Papa Smurf: 78,400 vs Gargamel: 126,000

Marijuana: 8,860,000 vs Cocaine: 2,550,000

Krispy Kreme: 504,000 vs Dunkin Donuts: 383,000

Sallah: 39,300 vs Bad Dates: 19,000,000
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post #28 of 50
2/23/05 at 5:16pm
The Original Star Trek : 3,620,000 vs. Star Trek: The Next Generation : 2,080,000 vs. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine : 1,640,000 vs. Star Trek: Voyager : 1,830,000 vs. Star Trek: Enterprise : 1,910,000

Mario : 26,400,000 vs. Luigi : 7,030,000

Asteroids : 1,880,000 vs. Dinosaurs : 3,920,000

(Looks like science was wrong!)

And the Main Event:

Me : 708,000,000 vs. The Man : 393,000,000

HA!
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post #29 of 50
2/24/05 at 12:08am
Union: 115,000,000 vs. Confederacy: 950,000

Tree: 32,400,000 vs. Sonny Bono: 176,000

Sad, but not suprising: Microsoft: 192,000,000 vs. Apple: 95,700,000

Good: 429,000,000 vs. Bad: 186,000,000 vs. Ugly: 12,400,000 (Man with the gun: 10,700,000)

Sports: 302,000,000 vs. Leisure: 39,000,000

Ed Wood: 7,660,000 vs. Uwe Boll: 115,000

Charlie Chaplin: 897,000 vs. Buster Keaton: 384,000

Gene Kelly: 2,640,000 vs. Fred Astaire: 348,000
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post #30 of 50
2/24/05 at 2:17am
Michael Keaton : 463,000 vs. Val Kilmer : 361,000 vs. George Clooney : 873,000 vs. Christian Bale : 412,000

Hmmmm....I don't know if I trust this thing....

EDIT: I left Adam West out of that, and he came up with 8,240,000. Perhaps the google fight can be trusted after all....but Clooney is still not the 2nd best Batman....
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post #31 of 50
2/24/05 at 3:41am
Chocula: 46,400
Russia: 56,700,000


You win this round Russia.....but i'll be back!
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post #32 of 50
2/24/05 at 6:26am
Peter Jackson: 10,900,000 vs Uwe Boll: 115,000

Feces: 555,000 vs Uwe Boll: 115,000

One Legged Man: 596,000 vs Ass Kicken contest: 2,710

Can Opener: 2,640,000 vs A can of whop-ass: 1,990
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post #33 of 50
2/24/05 at 1:27pm
Zack Morris (306,000) vs. A.C. Slater (387,000)

Rod Belding (4,960) vs. Dick Belding (9,810)

George W. Bush (14,500,000) vs. Bill of Rights (26,500,000)

Guns 'N' Roses (2,410,000) vs. Metallica (7,990,000)

Angels (25,700,000) vs. Demons (5,460,000)

Hilary Duff (1,700,000) vs. Lindsay Lohan (1,120,000)

Conservative (18,100,000) vs. Liberal (22,700,000)

Stuber (183,000) vs. Aaron Carter (2,180,000)

DAMN YOU, AARON CARTER!!!!
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post #34 of 50
2/25/05 at 12:58am
The Beatles: 12,100,000
Jesus: 11,400,000

Good: 429,000,000
Evil: 44,000,000
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post #35 of 50
2/26/05 at 9:12am
Pro Wrestling-4,280,000
Shoot-Fighting-1,970,000

Bruno Mattei-64,700
Lucio Fulci-136,000



Chainsaw-2.320,000
Angelina Jolie-2,270,000

That's right. I OWN Jolie. But it was close.
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post #36 of 50
2/26/05 at 9:30am
star wars: 21,400,000 vs lord of the rings:13,300,000

transformers: 5,640,000 vs gobots: 46,200
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post #37 of 50
2/26/05 at 2:29pm
Christians: 13,100,000 vs. Lions: 13,100,000 <--- A TIE!
Bill: 136,000,000 vs. The Bride: 14,400,000
Pleasure: 27,800,000 vs. Pain: 66,400,000
Science: 259,000,000 vs. The Bible: 47,600,000
East: 177,000,000 vs. West: 246,000,000
North: 288,000,000 vs. South: 304,000,000
LA: 1,870,000,000 vs. NY: 127,000,000
Capitalist Pigs: 151,000 vs: Pinko Commies: 6,530
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post #38 of 50
2/26/05 at 3:58pm
Chicken Nuggets: 331,000
vs
Chicken Sandwich: 1,950,000

Monkeys: 6,050,000
vs
Sharks: 5,370,000
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post #39 of 50
2/26/05 at 4:34pm
Horses 20,100,000 - 802,000 Donkeys
Michael Schumacher 1,300,000 - 114,000,000 Death
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post #40 of 50
2/26/05 at 7:56pm
I'm not exactly sure why, but Monkeys vs. Sharks is the funniest one to me so far. That's awesome.
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post #41 of 50
2/26/05 at 9:10pm
Danny Elfman - 395,000 vs John Williams - 16,700,000
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post #42 of 50
2/26/05 at 9:24pm
Boobs 14,800,000 vs Ass 45,100,000

Lucas 16,100,000 vs Jackson 57,500,000

And the SHOCK of the night:

Penguins 3,190,000 vs Ninjas 786,000
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post #43 of 50
2/26/05 at 9:31pm
Sammy Hagar(252,000) vs. David Lee Roth (1,030,000)

Godzilla (2,690,000) vs. King Kong(2,420,000)

Joe (57,100,000) vs. The Volcano(5,190,000)
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post #44 of 50
2/26/05 at 9:41pm
Robocop - 978,000 vs Terminator - 6,510,000
Chocolate - 19,300,000 vs Vanilla - 8,730,000
Q - 317,000,000 vs Jean Luc Picard - 224,000
Me - 707,000,000 vs God - 130,000,000
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post #45 of 50
2/26/05 at 10:04pm
Clark Kent 1,690,000 vs Superman 4,220,000

Father Time 27,100,000 vs Mother Nature 13,300,000

George W Bush 15,400,000 vs Freedom 62,000,000

Peanut Butter 2,710,000 vs Jelly 7,650,000
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post #46 of 50
2/27/05 at 4:18pm
Goat butter (527,000) vs. yak butter (48,200).

Bruce Li (2,280,000) vs. Bruce Le (4,990,000).

Natural childbirth (677,000) vs. drugged childbirth (8,080). Not what I was expecting.

Anton LaVey (97,100) vs. Billy Graham (1,760,000).

Mint jelly (368,000) vs. induced vomiting (446,000). Not even close.

Carousing (109,000) vs. sleep (44,700,000). Now come on!

Lou Reed (1,560,000) vs. heroin (4,150,000).

Paul Giamatti (230,000) vs. Philip Seymour Hoffman (258,000).

Single malt whisky (304,000) vs. blended whisky (114,000). Damn right.
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post #47 of 50
2/27/05 at 4:49pm
old George Lucas: 1,270,000 results
young George Lucas: 1,120,000 results

X-Box: 21,900,000 results
Playstation:47,700,000 results

Bladed Chicken: 15,300 results
Defenseless Chicken: 28,400 results

Cow: 14,400,000 results
Scorpion: 4,190,000 results

SAIRUS: 4,190 results
bordem: 17,300 results
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post #48 of 50
2/27/05 at 5:10pm
Earth -- 72,900,000
The Flying Saucers -- 351,000


Color me relieved.
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post #49 of 50
2/27/05 at 6:11pm
Roe(1,870,000) vs. Wade(7,820,000)

Spit(3,990,000) vs. Swallow(5,890,000)

Michael Jackson(14,600,000) vs. U.S. Justice System(156,000)
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post #50 of 50
2/27/05 at 7:02pm
Clint Eastwood 1,470,000 vs. Martin Scorsese 975,000

Star Wars 24,600,000 vs. Star Trek 7,950,000

Kill Bill: Volume 1 1,640,000 vs. Kill Bill Volume 2 1,590,000

NASCAR 18,200,000 vs. IRL 3,200,000 (Indy Race Laegue)

Coffee 55,200,000 vs. Tea 38,600,000

Pepsi 4,700,000 vs. Coca-Cola 4,590,000
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