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post #1 of 12
2/11/05 at 3:26am
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1. A "Chicken Soup For The Soul" style pocketbook of Nick's inspirational messages to shills.

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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
I'm rerouting 32 homeless into your mother's ass.
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Jesus dialed up at 9600bps and downloaded a crucifixion and YOU.
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Free 40LB FUCK YOU!
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post #2 of 12
2/11/05 at 3:46am
Nick's brain functions on an entirely different level than homo sapiens.
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post #3 of 12
2/11/05 at 6:05am
Indeed, and we are forever grateful for it.
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post #4 of 12
2/11/05 at 7:25am
But would shills buy the book? I think not.

P.S. I would.
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post #5 of 12
2/11/05 at 7:38am
It'd need a catchy title like CURT SHILLINGS.

Ok, ill shut up now.


And he's above homo sapiens because he's actually 1/3rd cyborg. Has the brain power of 30 badgers and 10 gorillas.

And only eats small Austrian children.
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post #6 of 12
2/11/05 at 10:33am
It's how I deal, folks. Otherwise my knees would explode inward in a cascade of shill hating lust and fury.
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post #7 of 12
2/11/05 at 11:18am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
It's how I deal, folks. Otherwise my knees would explode inward in a cascade of shill hating lust and fury.
I cannot WAIT to buy your action figure. . .
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post #8 of 12
2/11/05 at 1:12pm
I hope it glows in the dark!
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post #9 of 12
2/11/05 at 1:15pm
If they can combine Nick with the pungent aroma and furry texture of Moss Man, I'm there.
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post #10 of 12
2/11/05 at 4:59pm
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Originally Posted by Vader
It'd need a catchy title like CURT SHILLINGS.
I just got that, and just about died with laughter in the middle of class.
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post #11 of 12
2/11/05 at 7:49pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Nick's brain functions on an entirely different level than homo sapiens.
I don't believe Nick is actually human. He seems to function on an entirely different level period. I wouldn't be surprised if we peeled back his skin Terminator-style to reveal robo-Nick aka Captain Multitasker.

Roles Nick manages to successfully play simultaneously:
Husband
Father
Friend
Webmaster
Radio Personality
TV Personality
Movie Producer
Musician
Video Gamer
Lord of the Dance (okay just kidding, but it wouldn't surprise me)

What can't Nick do?
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post #12 of 12
2/11/05 at 8:54pm
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
I hope it glows in the dark!
No doubt in an eerie tone of #99CC99...
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