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The Worst Matrix Fan Film Ever

post #1 of 31
2/18/05 at 9:40pm
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Click, watch to the end and die laughing.
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post #2 of 31
2/18/05 at 10:06pm
The "bullet time" scene is hysterical, but damn, that thing could be about 1/4th as long and MUCH funnier.
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post #3 of 31
2/18/05 at 10:16pm
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Its amazing how it does everything a film shouldnt do, you suspect it could be a parody of fan films, but somehow I doubt it...
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post #4 of 31
2/19/05 at 3:43am
That was a fargin riot. I love all the music cues for all the walking about.

And it's like they would do a move, stop, forget where they are, and then continue.

I made a film in my senior year in high school that hade better pacing, camera work, and costumes.
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post #5 of 31
2/19/05 at 5:24am
Why are the agents 13-years-old?
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post #6 of 31
2/19/05 at 6:21am
I love it when Flower-Shirt Frenchie swings around the tree, proceeds to sock Agent Puberty in the gut 80 times, and then the bicyclist goes by.

10 out of 10, a triumph.
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post #7 of 31
2/19/05 at 6:57am
Sweet Morpheus, that was both awful and amazing at the same time. Apparently the makers of this "film" had only experienced The Matrix via puppet show and were desparately trying to restage the events in live action. If so, then they succeeded beyond all my expectations.
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post #8 of 31
2/19/05 at 10:06am
The agents are wearing sneakers!! That in and of itself rocks the house.
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post #9 of 31
2/19/05 at 10:58am
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Its literally the worst Matrix fan film because it completely ignores the universe of the film they're making a 'prequel' to, it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, and its lack of direction, acting, good dialogue, fight choreography, or skill, talent, coherency and creativity simply make it descend into a shit filled gutter that even Ed Wood never descended to.

Everyone should see it

(here is my favourite fan film btw, check it out)
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post #10 of 31
2/19/05 at 10:59am
I love how the Agent chases the guy for like 5 straight minutes, constantly a few strides behind him, then they get to that path, he stops and says "Ah, there you are".

And as for the fights.... yikes.

Oh there's bloopers!

Seriously, that was painful to watch. But this film deserves to become the stuff of internet legend, mocked and scorned for generations to come.
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post #11 of 31
2/19/05 at 3:32pm
"His powers were so great he could fight Agents without running away. Or be killed."
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post #12 of 31
2/19/05 at 7:21pm
The Matrix would have been better if they did the fight moves like this fan flick...
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post #13 of 31
2/19/05 at 9:11pm
Wow that was bad. I can't even think of anything to say; making fun of this thing is like laughing at the Special Olympics.
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post #14 of 31
2/19/05 at 10:18pm
"It's useless to run away Mr Anderson, I will always find you"

"Who says I was running away, I always wanted to fight you Agent Jackson"

Then why were running in the first place DUMBASS.

Is it just me or does Max look like Hyde from that seventies show.

Those fight scene's were just plain awful, Max swinging around a tree was hysterical in it's awfulness.

I guess it's pointless to continue insulting this, everyone know's it just painful to watch.
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post #15 of 31
3/12/05 at 12:13am
any mirrors?
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post #16 of 31
3/12/05 at 1:27am
Dead Link in post #1.....

Can anyone repost a proper linky?
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post #17 of 31
3/12/05 at 10:36am
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Haha, I guess they removed it out of humiliation. I suppose one of us who foolishly downloaded it can upload to yousendit or something, I cant at the moment as my demonic ISP is capping my bandwith.
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post #18 of 31
3/12/05 at 5:20pm
From the main site
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Dear visitors,

in the summer of 2004, we made a shortmovie with friends. A Matrix-Fan Film. We are students multimedia production and we would once follow the complete production process of a film. For this reason we had written out a script in our spare time firstly, a storyboard outlined. Of course the filming itself, this was our favourite part, the montage, the FX...

We have however got the correct remarks, that this small film cannot being placed online because there are ofcourse music - and publication rights linked to it.

Below on this page you find the e-mail which our team had received.

We want to apologise ourselves for this.

The Cesam Team
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post #19 of 31
7/2/06 at 3:25am
I'm on a quest to find this damn thing again. After searching for hours it seems like it vanished from the net.

But we know better, it's floating somewhere around here.
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post #20 of 31
7/2/06 at 5:38am
http://www.rvandongen.nl/stuff/video...ing_nosubs.wmv
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post #21 of 31
7/2/06 at 7:37am
Those crazy frogs...
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post #22 of 31
7/3/06 at 9:32am
By far the most irritating thing about this is how the girl constantly holds those guns out to the side and over her head.
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post #23 of 31
7/3/06 at 9:32am
By far the most irritating thing about this is how the girl constantly holds those guns out to the side and over her head.
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post #24 of 31
7/3/06 at 9:54am
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Originally Posted by cognizant
its lack of direction, acting, good dialogue, fight choreography, or skill, talent, coherency and creativity
But what about the fan film?
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post #25 of 31
7/3/06 at 9:54am
Quote:
Originally Posted by cognizant
its lack of direction, acting, good dialogue, fight choreography, or skill, talent, coherency and creativity
But what about the fan film?
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post #26 of 31
7/3/06 at 2:55pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
By far the most irritating thing about this is how the girl constantly holds those guns out to the side and never to her own head.
Corrected.
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post #27 of 31
7/3/06 at 2:55pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
By far the most irritating thing about this is how the girl constantly holds those guns out to the side and never to her own head.
Corrected.
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post #28 of 31
7/3/06 at 8:49pm
The hand to hand stuff is completely ridiculous (I have to assume they're feigning slow motion, otherwise the glacial pace of the choreography is inexplicable), but overall it wasn't nearly as bad as this thread had me expect. I'm sure there are worse Matrix fan films out there.
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post #29 of 31
7/3/06 at 9:03pm
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Originally Posted by Desslar
I'm sure there are worse Matrix fan films out there.
Reloaded and Revolutions, for example.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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post #30 of 31
7/3/06 at 10:26pm
I'll insert the

Oh you suck because you don't undertand the sequels

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post #31 of 31
7/3/06 at 11:42pm
If they are students of mulitmedia production I would love to see what kind of grades they get.
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