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They need to make a horror movie featuring this animal!

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Holy shit that thing is scary!
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Looks like a sexy toy.
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What is it?
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It's a star-nosed mole

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Like others of its kind, the star-nosed mole is very powerful in relation to its size. Using its paddle-shaped hands together with a twisting motion of its compact body, it constructs a network of tunnels a half of a metre beneath the surface but above the water table. Its nests are made of dried grass and other vegetation.
Found over most of eastern Canada as far north as James Bay, this animal is about 20 cm in length, approximately one third of which is tail. The tip of the snout is expanded into a naked pink disc which supports 22 finger-like tentacles or feelers which give this creature its name.
Active all year round it spends a good deal of its time in the water, where it is an able swimmer, even in winter. The star-nosed mole prefers wet, swampy ground and subsists on a diet of worms, insects, and crustaceans. It has few natural enemies but sometimes falls prey to the great horned owl and to some of the larger fish.
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A starnosed mole.
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Originally Posted by Charles B
A starnosed mole.
And somewhere, the DP on a hermaphroditic porno is nodding in silent appreciation.
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Originally Posted by Charles B
A starnosed mole.
some scientist, somewhere, deserves a high-five for creativity with that name...
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Bleeeeeehhhhh, I saw that in Time a couple of hours ago and it jeebed me the heck out. You know why it's creepier than any bug? It's MOIST. I think that's why. Bleeeeech.
post #9 of 16
That thing is positively Lovecraftian. Awesome.
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They need to make a horror movie featuring this animal!
Yeah, that thing would be perfect in a Japanese hentai film.
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I think Hungarian or Kazakhstanian Hentai would be more appropriate.
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Tha's no ord'nary rabbit! Look a th' bones!
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I've seen one of these guys. They're blind and totally small. They'd be cute if it weren't for their family-shattering freakishness.
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I'm kind of amazed that this thing seems so alien to everybody. It's just a mole.
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I associate tentacles with water-based animals. The fact that this mole has tentacles coming out of its face is fucking disturbing.
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