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http://www.cfgoa.org/us/bulletin/#IS8945b



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| On January 3rd, 2005, several members of a volunteer group, cleaning beaches in Sitka, Alaska, came across what appeared to be the partial remains of a human. The remains turned out to be an entire human torso, buried from the neck-down by beach sand/silt and assorted debris. A tentacle/claw appendage was visible, extending out of the corpse's mouth. The remains were exposed during a low tide--during high tide, the remains would have been completely submerged. This turned out to be stroke of luck for the medical examiners, as it prevented the remains from being attacked by birds, and helped slow decomposition. Why the remains weren't fed upon by sea creatures has yet to be discovered. The attached photo documentation is from the camera of one of the beach-cleanup volunteers. Under examination by the Sitka County coroner, the corpse was determined to be that of a missing fisherman. Dental records identified the remains as Gunther ******* [name deleted], who, along with his ship and crew of 7, had disappeared at sea a month prior. The corpse exhibited wounds similar to those seen in the body examined by the Bethel County coroner (InSit Report IS3667d, summarized above)-chiefly, a massive rupture of the abdominal region and a severe head wound, where a clawed appendage was found lodged within the victim's brain. |
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| Recent local reports have filtered back through our analysts, all documenting the recent trend of near-coastal fishermen pulling up strange new sea-creatures in their catches. The fishermen, operating in the Bering Sea, as well as down to the Pacific ocean, have named the creatures "Niarkrok Isortoq." The Inuit words mean, roughly, "foul-head." In this case, the connotation is meant to suggest bad in the head, based on rumors of the creatures being found within the skulls of several recently deceased fishermen (See IS5844c and IS3667d for corroborating reports). These "Niarkrok Isortoq" are undoubtedly the creatures identified by the OAT as an exocell. |






