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post #1 of 21
2/25/05 at 9:02am
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Man, I think I finally get the idea why one should carry a gun at all times.


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=pizzafight.wmv
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post #2 of 21
2/25/05 at 10:04am
i heard about this on glen beck (am radio) .. a guest host was ragging one of the guys in that video for not doing anything ...

dunno what i'd do.. but that guy was huge... unless u had a chair, or bat.. or clear shot to his nuts... i don't think you could have taken him down...


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7013612/
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post #3 of 21
2/25/05 at 10:54am
"Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone."
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post #4 of 21
2/25/05 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman
"Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone."
This is true. But failing that equals a train accident.
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post #5 of 21
2/25/05 at 2:20pm
Great sig line there Nino.

Too bad the audio didn't work, because I wonder what started all the shit in the first place.

That was a pretty big dude. All those guys would have had to jump on him to get him to stop.
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post #6 of 21
2/25/05 at 2:40pm
That other link above has more details on the incident (the fat chick cut in line), and also mentions that that asshole got four years in jail for assault, and his girlfriend is up on charges as well.
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post #7 of 21
2/25/05 at 2:52pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman
"Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone."
Heh. You realize that it takes some skill to shatter someone's knee. You gotta hit it just right. You got a better chance of kicking the guy in the nuts. Besides, running from a fight you think you will lose may be the best thing to do.
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post #8 of 21
2/25/05 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
Heh. You realize that it takes some skill to shatter someone's knee. You gotta hit it just right. You got a better chance of kicking the guy in the nuts. Besides, running from a fight you think you will lose may be the best thing to do.
I just know that I shouldn't hire Jeff Gilooly to orchestrate it.

Actually, I was just not missing an opportunity to plug a Road House quote into a thread.
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post #9 of 21
2/25/05 at 4:44pm
i just gotta say damn! why do people gotta be so ghetto!
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post #10 of 21
2/25/05 at 6:48pm
That plays out almost like a stereotype, the loud, aggressive black woman starts the whole fucking thing and her husband finishes it, I don't think the guy on the phone even saw it coming. She actually starts on the phone guy and her husband steps in. That poor guy really got fucking nailed. There was no way the phone guy was going to get the upper hand on the black, it was in too small an area and he got caught off guard by a massive hit from the right.
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post #11 of 21
2/25/05 at 6:56pm
That idiots in prison thinking " I did this for a girl and a pizza? " heh.
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post #12 of 21
2/25/05 at 7:27pm
I'm inclined to agree, considering she started it by hitting that phone guy for no reason. Maybe it's one of those masochistic relationships where she starts fights just so her husband can beat the shit out of someone.
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post #13 of 21
2/25/05 at 8:49pm
From what I understand, she cut in line and he called her on it, she then spit in his face and her husband was trying to wash it off with his fists.
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post #14 of 21
2/26/05 at 4:39am
Must've missed that bit, I just thought he happened to be in the line of fire.
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post #15 of 21
3/3/05 at 2:50am
Is it me, or did the big dude take the Unfortunate Bastard's cell phone before leaving the pizza place? That's how it appears in the video, anyway.
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post #16 of 21
3/3/05 at 6:19am
This is just about the dumbest thing to get upset over. You are waiting in line for a pizza, you get pissy and cut in line, spit in the manager's face, then have your boyfried hit the guy that you cut in front of. I hope they send her stupid ass to jail too. With a fucking attitude like that, she'll fit in great there.
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post #17 of 21
3/3/05 at 7:01pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
Heh. You realize that it takes some skill to shatter someone's knee. You gotta hit it just right. You got a better chance of kicking the guy in the nuts.
You've got an even better chance of getting behind him and strangling him.
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post #18 of 21
3/3/05 at 10:51pm
What bothers me more than anything is that no one did anything at all to help that guy getting attacked. The dipshit attacking him wasn't so big he could have stopped three guys from holding him in place until the cops came. I really like to hope that if I ever witness anything like that I have the balls to help the poor guy out. Or at least beat the shit out of that loud mouth cunt who started the whole thing. Although without sound, I can't be sure what was happening. Maybe the guy at the counter was calling for the next person in line and that guy on the phone was too busy talking to move forward so she went and he got mad and called her the N word. But I doubt it.
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post #19 of 21
3/10/05 at 5:21am
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Originally Posted by thomas.galvin
You've got an even better chance of getting behind him and strangling him.
You'd have to pull that move that Wesley did on Andre the Giant in the Princess Bride, just hang onto from behind, arms around his neck and hope to bring the beast down. But then you've have his behemoth bitch girlfriend swatting at you too probably. That would tough to contend with.
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post #20 of 21
3/10/05 at 12:25pm
I'm not sure I've ever seen a more appropriate moment for a stun gun or mace, or both.
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post #21 of 21
3/10/05 at 1:18pm
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Originally Posted by sweaterbydarwin
I'm not sure I've ever seen a more appropriate moment for a stun gun or mace, or both.
I don't know, he seemed to doing a pretty good job of beating the crap out of the guy without a stun gun or mace......oh, you mean the other guy should have had it.........yeah. I don't know, that might be like hitting a rhino with a dart, might just piss him off.
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