Much has been said (often laughably so) about the various "weapons" that were featured in the film Constantine. One that stood out in my mind as particularly ludicrous was the shotgun with the cross hairs made out of....well....a cross. However, because I'm sure that the filmmakers were just having fun developing these weapons, I thought that it might be fun to come up with some of our own.
Here's a few I came up with:
The Holy Hand Grenade: (remember....Monty Python.....?)
The Holy Grilled Cheese Sandwich: (You know, the one with the virgin Mary on it....)
Please list your holy weapons here. I'm sure that the filmmakers will use many of them when they write the script for Constantine 2. After all, what could worse than the holy shotgun?
Here's a few I came up with:
The Holy Hand Grenade: (remember....Monty Python.....?)
The Holy Grilled Cheese Sandwich: (You know, the one with the virgin Mary on it....)
Please list your holy weapons here. I'm sure that the filmmakers will use many of them when they write the script for Constantine 2. After all, what could worse than the holy shotgun?
