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Yikes! When Chimps attack

post #1 of 8
3/4/05 at 4:16pm
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I saw this on the CNN site:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chi....ap/index.html


It's like the Rage infected monkeys from 28 days later. Here is a quote from the site about the victim's injuries, "St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian." Ouch!
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post #2 of 8
3/4/05 at 4:35pm
severed testicles? damn..

you gotta watch out for thug chimps...
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post #3 of 8
3/4/05 at 4:46pm
Damn dirty apes!

Aww, c'mon, you know someone was going to say it.
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post #4 of 8
3/4/05 at 4:48pm
He lost his balls!

Damn dirty apes!


I said it again.
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post #5 of 8
3/4/05 at 4:52pm
I grew up here in West Covina, CA, where Moe's owner lives. His chimp really means a lot to him, as his house is covered with signs for them to "bring back Moe" and such. He even had sign a sign that said to "honk for Moe," but so many people honked their horns that the city created an ordinance that you could be fined for honking in that area.

Those other chimps must have been pissed that they kept bringing Moe cakes, food and shit that they finally had enough. Brings new meaning to the phrase "Chopper, sic balls."
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post #6 of 8
3/4/05 at 4:56pm


THE MOVIES LIED!!!
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post #7 of 8
3/4/05 at 5:00pm
A friend said: " If i was a caged chimp and I had a chance to bite a human's nose and balls off ... I would take it."

Empathy.
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post #8 of 8
3/4/05 at 5:06pm
I blame Don Murphy.
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