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Got a Mouse in the House

post #1 of 17
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So I'm going downstairs to grab some pop and I see something moving on the floor. It's a cute little mouse that scurries into the closet. I yell up stairs to my dad to back me up and I grab a plastic bag so I can catch the little bugger. My dad comes down the stairs in his socks and briefs. My dad is a little over 6ft. tall, a little over 300lbs., and a lot bald. He peaks around the corner and asks me where the mouse is. Between laughs I point to the closet. My dad promptly grabs an umbrella and starts stabbing at the floor. Meanwhile upstairs, my mom has barricaded herself in my parents room. Back down stairs I tell my dad not to hurt the mouse, I'll catch it myself but he's still stabing the floor. Finally I move the mouse hunter out of the way and I start checking the shoes. No luck, the little guy got past us into the laundry room.

Basically it ends with us finding a hole in the wall which we plug up and no sign of the mouse. Just wanted to share the story while it's fresh.
post #2 of 17
I love how revealing of a person's personality a mouse or insect can be (your dad and I have the same idea; try to look busy at a safe distance). I also appreciate your non-lethal tactics (I myself use little catch-and-release box traps, they're pretty effective).
post #3 of 17
I've got a cat, so the mouse thing is pretty much taken care of. The problem starts when you're walking around the house in your socks and you feel something squishy underfoot. Squishy and crunchy. Not pleasant I can tell you.
post #4 of 17
I also have a mouse.(in a cage).
Cute!
post #5 of 17
I don't have a problem with mice, and I'm in favour of non-lethal traps.

However, if I ever catch a mosquito or giant fucking spider in my room it's dead. If I find a harmless looking spider I might be generous enough to release it outside but that's as far as I go.
post #6 of 17
phoenix6296, you are Crispin Glover. Your dad is R. Lee Ermey.
post #7 of 17
Randolph, your mouse looks hungover and disgruntled. Did he attack the camera moments after that picture was taken?
post #8 of 17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by billylove
phoenix6296, you are Crispin Glover. Your dad is R. Lee Ermey.

Are you trying to imply that I'm Willard? Beacuse if you are I'll send my furry little children after you and they will promptly chew off your balls.
post #9 of 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by phoenix6296
Are you trying to imply that I'm Willard? Beacuse if you are I'll send my furry little children after you and they will promptly chew off your balls.
Maybe I am, maybe I ain't...
post #10 of 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Randolph, your mouse looks hungover and disgruntled.
Everytime i open the door to the cage my moouse thinks he´s gonna get fed, but this time he got a camera in his face, so he´s kinda disappointed.

Quote:
Did he attack the camera moments after that picture was taken
Yes.
post #11 of 17
I demand to see the picture of Randolph's mouse! Guffaw!!
post #12 of 17
Sure, he attacked the camera, and yet despite all his rage...
post #13 of 17
If I don't see this picture soon, everyone in this thread gets electronic herpes.
post #14 of 17
Does this work for you?
post #15 of 17
aawsoome
post #16 of 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by phoenix6296
Are you trying to imply that I'm Willard? Beacuse if you are I'll send my furry little children after you and they will promptly chew off your balls.
Who the f*** is Socrates, Phoenix?!?!?
post #17 of 17
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AgentShaolin
Who the f*** is Socrates, Phoenix?!?!?
What?
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