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post #1 of 18
Thread Starter 
So I wasn't really sure where to put this but I thought it was funny so here it is. I come home from work and stick my head into my stepbrother’s room to ask him what’s up. He just looks at me and points…at this.




This is the conversation that took place as well
Me: What'd you do?!?!
Him: I stabbed my Xbox.
Me: Well, yeah...but why? There's not a game in there is there?
Him: No I was trying to watch a DVD.
Me: Is it in there?
Him: No I took it out, in fact I ripped out the entire tray.
Me: Well what fucking movie were you trying to watch?!
Him(and this is the best part): Taxi

NOTE: You might can tell from the pictures that the sword sticking in the Xbox is actually a reverse blade katana, which is funny in and of itself (too much anime)
post #2 of 18
That's pretty great. And that must be a good katana if it can support the weight of the X-Box in midair.
post #3 of 18
That's hilarious!
post #4 of 18
I guess tidiness isn't one of the many principles of Bushido.
post #5 of 18
The stars on the ceiling are a nice touch.
post #6 of 18
Reverse blade katana!? Dude, thats Rurouni Kenshin's sword! Pretty cool. And anything revolving around the destruction of an Xbox is good in my book.
post #7 of 18
Anger management issues?
post #8 of 18
Who ever says video games resort to violence
post #9 of 18
Jezz I thought I was bad about abusing my property. ( I throw a few my controllers to ground very hard where they fuck up. And I kick the shit out of my car door to the window broke.)
post #10 of 18
If only your brother had realized that his medication was right next to the XBOX on the floor.
post #11 of 18
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream
Who ever says video games resort to violence
Indeed. Indeed.
post #12 of 18
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Junior
I guess tidiness isn't one of the many principles of Bushido.
Fucking quote of the day man, I was showing someone the pictures and checking the thread at the same time and I started to bust out laughing. When asked what I was laughing about I couldn’t tell them it was that funny, in fact…

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Originally Posted by kittyinjammies
The stars on the ceiling are a nice touch.
Yeah that used to be a little girls room and they left that stuff up, he used to bitch about it (but not do anything about it) but now he copes because he used the stars to run his surround sound wires.

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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl is the Universe
Anger management issues?
Yeah didn’t you notice the punching bag in his room (I guess the one outside is too far away)?

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Originally Posted by G-Thug
Jezz I thought I was bad about abusing my property. ( I throw a few my controllers to ground very hard where they fuck up. And I kick the shit out of my car door to the window broke.)
Yes he too suffers from this affliction, I think the count is around 3 controllers at this point; the scary thing is he has my Halo edition controller right now. Plus this is not the first console to befall his wrath.

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Originally Posted by Farmer Vincent's fritters
If only your brother had realized that his medication was right next to the XBOX on the floor.
Actually funny in the fact that yes that is indeed his medicine on the ground, you see he “suffers” from ADHD and the last couple of days he has had the flu and has been in bed. Well with no desire to get out of bed or anywhere to go he hadn’t taken his meds in those days. This happened on the first day that he felt better but still didn’t go to work so no medicine. Hence the multiple stab wounds.



He has already bought another Xbox and is actually on live right now though. The sword is still stuck in the Xbox right now to, it is sitting in almost the same spot. Oh another interesting thing that I don’t think you can tell from the pic is in the first pic with him in it. Just above his left shoulder on the wall is a Kenshin figure, I had a better pic where you could see it but I lost it.
post #13 of 18
What a pussy stab. He's barely cracked the casing. I was hoping for a cross section of the console, Samurai Jack style. You know, the one where the slash is made, a moment passes, and the severed halves slowly slide apart.
post #14 of 18
Quote:
Yes he too suffers from this affliction, I think the count is around 3 controllers at this point; the scary thing is he has my Halo edition controller right now. Plus this is not the first console to befall his wrath.

My Halo controller was one of the controllers I fuck up.
post #15 of 18
Why do you let him have a sword?
post #16 of 18
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream
Who ever says video games resort to violence

It’s not really that the VIDEO GAME resorted to violence. I don’t think that Halo got jealous and told him to stab the Xbox for cheating on it, if that is what you are saying. Even if I don’t make fun of your syntax I would still chalk this episode up to mental instability instead of the influence that a game exerted upon him. I’m not saying that simulated violence doesn’t affect some people but my stepbrother actually just has a predisposition toward aggressive treatment of electronic equipment. Shanking an Xbox is an extreme example but again I say that this is not the first console nor electronic device that has come to blows with him. (in the past I think he just hit or kicked it…or threw)
post #17 of 18
I just think it's cool that he lives in Austin and is a Sooner's fan. I figured if there was any OK team a Texan was going to love it would be OSU.
post #18 of 18
Thread Starter 
Yeah, actually we both are. However we are transplants from Oklahoma.
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