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Crocodile kills 83 people!

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7127983/?GT1=6305


KAMPALA, Uganda - A 16-foot-long (5-meter-long) crocodile said to have eaten more than 80 people has been caught alive in Uganda and transferred to a sanctuary, officials said Tuesday.

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The giant beast — weighing about a ton — was captured by wildlife experts who spent three nights camping in the bush before locating their target.

Residents told local media the crocodile killed 83 people over the last two decades, mostly fishermen plying their trade on Lake Victoria off the shores of Bugiri district.

“Much as the residents of Luganga wanted to kill the reptile after our rangers had captured it, it is our responsibility to protect it by removing it from that area and keeping it in a safe place,” Uganda Wildlife Authority spokeswoman Lillian Nsubuga told Reuters.

The beast — reportedly more than 60 years old — was trapped using ropes and transported by pickup truck to the Buwama crocodile farm, west of the capital, Kampala.

The state-owned New Vision newspaper said it “roared” as it was released into a holding ground at the farm Monday.

Crocodiles sometimes attack and kill villagers collecting water or fishing in Lake Victoria, Africa’s biggest lake.
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Croc's are really nasty. Really interesting but dangerous creatures.

Weirdly I was just watching Headline News the other day and they showed this tribe in Ghana that gets along perfectly with these massive croc's. I guess they made some kind of pact with the Croc's (as their legend has it) and so no one is attacked. They'd throw live chickens in their mouths. A few people even sat on them. It was quite a sight.

These saltwater Croc's can get up to 20+ feet and eat all kinds of prey.
post #3 of 17
Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.
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Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.
Into radioactive sewers?
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Crikey!
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Into radioactive sewers?
Splinter's work is never done.
post #7 of 17
83 people? Good work, Mayor Vaughn.
post #8 of 17
Looks like they ignored that particular problem until it swam up and bit 80 people on the ass.
post #9 of 17
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*

"Flowers ma'am."

"Uhh... I didn't order any flowers."

"Delivery... uh... ma'am."

"I'm not expecting any delivery. Hey, wait... you're that clever Croc, aren't you?"

"No, ma'am. Just have a delivery for Miss Havendorfenburger... son."

"Who?"

"Miss Hossenburgendorfer... bach."

"Oh, alright." (opens door)

"AAAAHAHHHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"


God I hope someone gets this...
post #10 of 17
The Land Shark skit is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?
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Looks like they ignored that particular problem until it swam up and bit 80 people on the ass.
Thank you, Werbal. You brightened my day.
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You're sick!
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You're sick!
Yeah, but it's gotten me this far, so I'm not changing.
post #14 of 17
Okay, I know it hasn't been great, but the latter years of Tobe Hooper's career haven't been THAT bad.
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God I hope someone gets this...
post #16 of 17
Damn. I thought this thread was going to be about Paul Hogan's AK-47 spree.



Yeah, I got nothin.
post #17 of 17
This would have made a great Crocodile Hunter episode.
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