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post #1 of 13
3/27/05 at 1:31am
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OH MY GOD!!!! What a piece of crap! Not even Bruce Campbell could save it. *shudders as my head explodes*
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post #2 of 13
3/27/05 at 1:33am
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Originally Posted by Beautiful Nightmare
OH MY GOD!!!! What a piece of crap! Not even Bruce Campbell could save it. *shudders as my head explodes*
Don't you mean, * shudders as your head is bitten off by a cgi effect * ?

I mean, it was made by Sci Fi. How high were your expectations? Mine were below the knees and it hit the spot.
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post #3 of 13
3/27/05 at 2:22am
Shoots dude in chest with arrow.

Bruce: "You're suffering from terminal stupidity."

So Bruce is gonna be heading over to the offices of Sci-fi channel anytime now, crossbow in hand.

I barely recognized Rene' O'conner. Man, has she let herself go since Xena. I'd still do her though!
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post #4 of 13
3/27/05 at 12:12pm
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Originally Posted by tcjsavannah
Don't you mean, * shudders as your head is bitten off by a cgi effect * ?

I mean, it was made by Sci Fi. How high were your expectations? Mine were below the knees and it hit the spot.
Oh they weren't high at all, that's why it made it so bad. It didn't even meet those snake belly expectations.
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post #5 of 13
3/27/05 at 2:07pm
I sorta caught this from about halfway through, and yes...it sucked. Can someone please explain to me the rationale about how nobody had ever killed one of those aliens before? I'm fairly sure I could take one in a fistfight, after seeing how easy they went down...
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post #6 of 13
3/27/05 at 7:34pm
Weren't those the insectoids from Star Trek?
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post #7 of 13
3/27/05 at 9:36pm
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Originally Posted by The LD
I sorta caught this from about halfway through, and yes...it sucked. Can someone please explain to me the rationale about how nobody had ever killed one of those aliens before? I'm fairly sure I could take one in a fistfight, after seeing how easy they went down...
I don't know. Makes ya wonder though. I mean the bugs had been on earth for 20 years and nobody had ever tried to take one out? Something just doesn't seem right with that....unless of course, they're trying to say that people on earth wouldn't even try to fight for their freedom and we all know that's not true, we fight at the drop of a hat.
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post #8 of 13
3/28/05 at 4:27am
Bruce is aging pretty well, anyway. It's a shame that Becker makes movies like that, but still manages to be kind of pompous.
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post #9 of 13
3/28/05 at 12:37pm
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Originally Posted by Beautiful Nightmare
I don't know. Makes ya wonder though. I mean the bugs had been on earth for 20 years and nobody had ever tried to take one out? Something just doesn't seem right with that....unless of course, they're trying to say that people on earth wouldn't even try to fight for their freedom and we all know that's not true, we fight at the drop of a hat.
They did say that they neutron bombed the place.
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post #10 of 13
3/28/05 at 8:04pm
Too bad that the Sci Fi channel cancelled MST3K a few years ago.
Their original movies would have furnished a endless amount of fodder for that show.
With the exception of the FarScape film, their original movies have pretty much been shit lately, and well deserve their reputation.
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post #11 of 13
3/28/05 at 8:09pm
I think they had a little bit of foresight.

Oh and Alien Apocalips could have been ten times better if they didn't rush these movies through. The budget could have been the same and if they spent a little more time with the writing and the editing, it could have rocked.
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post #12 of 13
3/28/05 at 9:05pm
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Originally Posted by dudalb
Too bad that the Sci Fi channel cancelled MST3K a few years ago.
Their original movies would have furnished a endless amount of fodder for that show.
That would be a sweet-as-hell double feature.

"Coming up tonight on SciFi. At 8:00 p.m., Stephen Baldwin stars in 'Locusts vs. Frogs: Plague Wars.'

At 10:00 p.m., revisit the film on Mystery Science Theater 3000..."

I'd sign up for that.
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post #13 of 13
3/29/05 at 12:52am
Man oh man, this was terrible. It breaks my heart that Campbell can be so good in BUBBA HO-TEP, then have to settle for crap like this. There's hope for anyone who sits in front of a keyboard and types a script, it appears.
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