or Connect
CHUD.com Community › Forums › THE CHEWERS › The Chewers Catch-All › I Smoke...
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

I Smoke...

post #1 of 25
Thread Starter 
There...

I've admitted my "problem"

Now, be a dear and guide me to smokers anonymous...
post #2 of 25
post #3 of 25
Did you want a cookie or something?
post #4 of 25
This thread is going to get so funny so fast...
post #5 of 25
Whenever you feel like you need a smoke, hold your breath for a really long time. That's even better than the Nicotine High, wich is just your blood vessels being constricted.
post #6 of 25
Yeah, but it doesn't look as cool...
post #7 of 25
Where is Copperlocke3 to help Jackass with his current addiction...?
post #8 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by Van Jones
Yeah, but it doesn't look as cool...
Do it while fucking a prostitute in the ass and holding a broadsword, then.
post #9 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
Do it while fucking a prostitute in the ass and holding a broadsword, then.

it might be the beer, but damn man....you owe me a new keyboard......
post #10 of 25
Jabba is worse than smoking.
post #11 of 25
I love smoking.

That's what makes quitting all the harder.
post #12 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geoff Foster
I love smoking.

That's what makes quitting all the harder.
I have the same problem. I just don't want to quit, but I know my stepkids would be happy if their mom & me did. She wants to quit but it's hard for her when I'm still puffing away.

If the kids would stop yelling at each other & fighting sometimes I might find it easier to stop, at least that's what I tell them !!

Funnily enough I told my wife last night that I was thinking of quitting. I need to get healthier, I'm still a year away from 40 but the body is falling apart on me ! I said it'd be just my luck to have the kids say in 5 years time " Damn, just when we really got used to having Ade around & realised he's a cool guy & he goes & pops it"

That wouldn't be nice. He says while finishing his smoke !!
post #13 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
Do it while fucking a prostitute in the ass and holding a broadsword, then.
I'm with Izzim. I'm not sure of the reason why, but this had me laughing like an idiot. I almost spilled my Bombay and tonic, bastard.
post #14 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
I'm with Izzim. I'm not sure of the reason why, but this had me laughing like an idiot. I almost spilled my Bombay and tonic, bastard.
I've learned to keep the beer well away from the keyboard while visiting the boards. Doesn't stop me from the occasional choking session though !
post #15 of 25
Thread Starter 
It's FUCKING HARD!!!

I feel as though I'll never have fun with my friends (Who smoke) because every time they light up, a piece of me dies inside, but I'm doing this for my parents. They have put up with it for awhile, but now they are tired of it...they want me to stop now. I don't want to disappoint them, which always makes me feel shitty...
post #16 of 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Pappas/Jabba
It amuses me that some seem to forget that whether or not you smoke, drink, or whatever, you're going to die. It is how you live your life that counts. Wasting energy on trying to live longer is about the dumbest thing I can imagine anyone doing. So, go, enjoy your life however you want to enjoy it, and tell those who keep saying "eat right" or "don't smoke" or "don't drink" or "don't do things that might harm you" to go fuck themselves, because they're going to die no matter what. I'd rather die happy at 65 than die miserable and alone at 90.

However, if you are one of those health nazis, and that is what makes you happy, I respect that. Just don't tell me how to live, ok? I don't tell you how to live, do I?
Shut up, fatty.
post #17 of 25
"Live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse."
post #18 of 25
'If I were good I could add years to my life but I'd rather add life to my years'
post #19 of 25
So smoking adds to the quality of life by making you stink, cough, feel and look like shit? Makes no sense.

Such a dirty, nasty habit.
post #20 of 25

Hurray for smoking

Smoking is great because all the coolest movie characters do it. Also, it streamlines your health by eventually robbing you of certain vital organs, like a lung or lips. RAWK!
post #21 of 25
Forget about the cancer! What smoking really does is rape your wallet.
post #22 of 25
And your mouth.
post #23 of 25
I can see that in an anti-smoking ad. "Cigarettes don't just rape your wallet...they rape your mouth.
post #24 of 25
I watched LICENCE TO KILL yesterday, and at the end there's this big ol' government health warning because 007 smokes in it.

Then he quit and made a stupid joke about it in TOMORROW NEVER DIES. Oh, that was quality writing.
post #25 of 25

I love smoking, I like menthol cigarettes. That's what makes quitting all the harder.

Some experts say menthol makes it easier to start smoking and harder to quit because its taste masks the harshness of tobacco.

Researcha say the difference was especially clear in women. They say it’s possible the menthol in cigarettes has an effect on the blood vessels that supply the brain in particular. Other study says: Menthol cigarettes are not riskier than regular cigarettes: http://www.cigarette-store.org/cigarettes-news/menthol-cigarettes-not-riskier-than-regular-cigarettes
What is this true?

 

New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: The Chewers Catch-All
CHUD.com Community › Forums › THE CHEWERS › The Chewers Catch-All › I Smoke...