Actors that piss you right off

The "Movies That Make You Angry" thread seemed to find an audience, so here's a thread along the same lines:

What actor or actress irritates the hell out of you? The subject came up during work the other day, when a friend mentioned that he cannot, under any circumstances, tolerate Catherine Zeta-Jones. Personally, I don't like her cell phone commercials, or her turn in Ocean's 12, but there's no denying that she's one fine piece of ass (Michael Douglas' old wrinkly balls notwithstanding).

These would be thespians who make you squirm in your seat whenever they're on the screen. Actors who make good movies bad, and bad movies even worse. Maybe it's an actor who continues to earn major roles and critical acclaim, but you can't understand why. Maybe it's an actor the whole world dislikes, and you're jumping on the hate-fueled bandwagon with a belly full of hate-o-rade.

Anyway, I've got two that spring to mind.

Renee Zellweger - I just don't get it. America seems to stumbled into a love affair just because she got fat and played a wallflower. I think she's squinty-eyed and bland. She's not a particularly good actor, unless she's trying to be obnoxious and overrated. In that case, she deserves an Academy Award.

Sarah Jessica Parker - Sex and the City forever turned me against her, but those godforsaken Gap commercials sealed the deal. Plus, she looks like a horse-faced transvestite.

Ah, sweet vindication on the Zellweger thing. I though I was the only one.

Orlando Bloom was fine in The Lord of the Rings, but I guess that's just because he was only required to do cool CGI stunts. The only other thing I saw him in was Black Hawk Down, but he didn't bother me then either, because all he did was fall out of a helicopter and fuck himself up. I guess I need some examples.

I don't like Juliette Lewis either, and "semi-literate trailer park resident" sums it up better than I ever could. I also don't buy into the whole Mena Suvari thing either, as their heads make them both look kind of like fetuses.

My girlfriend can not stand Kirsten Dunst, but she doesn't bother me all that much. Sean Penn can go to hell, though. Affleck, too.

Can't agree with the Jack Black thing, as I'm a big fan of the D, but Robin Williams kills any movie he's in. Ironically, the only time I can stand him is when he's playing his new "serious" roles. The batshit antics he's known for make me leave the room. I caught the beginning of Mrs. Doubtfire the other day and almost heaved the TV out the window.

I've never really understood the Julia Roberts thing, at least not to the extent of the paychecks she pulls in. She may be somewhat talented (although she never takes challenging roles), but she's not even that good looking, and even if she was, no one is worth that kind of money.

As for Meg Ryan, I don't really have an opinion of her acting one way or another, but I've wanted to fuck her since I was 12.

Jennifer Garner has a nice body, but her muscular face makes her look like a Klingon.

Oh, and I also have never been able to stand Melanie Griffith. She comes across as either mentally challenged, or just the dumbest person on earth. Antonio Banderas must slap his forehead in frustration a lot.

Oh, here's one - Lily fucking Taylor. Grating, mousy and overrated. She deserved every minute of The Haunting.

I meant to add Stephen Baldwin and then I forgot. Has anyone watched the interviews on The Usual Suspects special edition? What an overstuffed pompous asshole. He talks shit about everyone, and then acts like he's on Inside the Actors' Studio, talking about his methods and experience. And yes, this is the same guy that was in Bio-Dome.