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Chewer Humor needed to complete a joke

post #1 of 14
4/13/05 at 11:46pm
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Ok. A friend of mine asked me this to see what one liners I could come up with for it, but I'm at a loss. Here's the setup:

"Spider-Man crashes through a window into a bathroom containing a very beautiful, and very naked, woman. After picking himself up, he looks at her and says:"

[Insert Chewer Humor here]
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post #2 of 14
4/14/05 at 12:12am
It's not your fault you can't come up with any one liners. That's a really, really weak setup. Any punchline that could come out of this would just be a cheap rimshot/groan joke.
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post #3 of 14
4/14/05 at 12:18am

eg:

"Nice place you've got there."
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post #4 of 14
4/14/05 at 12:41am
"Can I use your phone, miss? I tried to use the payphone down the street but I'm out of SPIDER-CENTS."
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post #5 of 14
4/14/05 at 12:45am
"hi - I'm from the WEB-DATING service you ordered."
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post #6 of 14
4/14/05 at 12:47am
"They call me Great Responsibility ... 'cause I come with great power!"
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post #7 of 14
4/14/05 at 12:48am
You should all be ASHAMED of yourselves.
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post #8 of 14
4/14/05 at 12:57am
"Nice pair of hobgoblins you got there, Doctor Octopussy!"
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post #9 of 14
4/14/05 at 5:02am
1) "Woah, Spider-Sense tingling!"

or

2) "Thank god for my organic web shooters!"

or

3) "No time for the old 'in-and-out' love, I'm just here to check the meter."
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post #10 of 14
4/14/05 at 7:13am
"Jonah?"
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post #11 of 14
4/14/05 at 7:22am
"I knew it was a good idea to get Bay for number 3".
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post #12 of 14
4/14/05 at 10:04am
"I'm KRAVEN for some of that!"


God, I suck.
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post #13 of 14
4/14/05 at 10:06am
Yes.

Yes you do.
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post #14 of 14
4/14/05 at 10:09am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daimajin

3) "No time for the old 'in-and-out' love, I'm just here to check the meter."
We have a winner!
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