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post #1 of 111
4/15/05 at 12:44pm
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What do you reckon?

Some of my faves...

"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed..." (Four weddings and a funeral)

"Sometimes I plan shit!" (Most Wanted)

"When you kill someone, they die!" (Antitrust)

"I... am an FBI a-gent!" (Point Break)

"I need a Hard-top with a decent engine... and a big trunk" (Sin City, its the delivery more than the line)

"I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes, John. I'm gonna shoot you between the balls!" (Commando)

"You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. Frodo wouldn't have got very far without Sam." (The Two Towers)

"Day by day..." (First Blood)

"You made Mrs. March feel like she could see again. You made Ford believe he was part of something. You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket. " (The Postman)

There are far too many, I don't wanna spoil it for the rest of you. Go nuts!
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post #2 of 111
4/15/05 at 12:47pm
"... The blood bank!"
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post #3 of 111
4/15/05 at 12:51pm
“Out here – due process is a bullet” – John Wayne, The Green Berets
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post #4 of 111
4/15/05 at 12:53pm
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Originally Posted by Geoff Foster
“Out here – due process is a bullet” – John Wayne, The Green Berets
Hoo man. That's so offensive I don't know where to start.
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post #5 of 111
4/15/05 at 12:54pm
"Assimiliate this!"
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post #6 of 111
4/15/05 at 12:55pm
"And now.. Sub Zero.. is just.. PLAIN ZERO!" - The Running Man
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post #7 of 111
4/15/05 at 12:56pm
From Van Helsing,
19th Century European Vampire Woman:

"Too bad... so sad!"
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post #8 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:02pm
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Originally Posted by Agent Helix
"And now.. Sub Zero.. is just.. PLAIN ZERO!" - The Running Man
Greatest Movie Ever!!!
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post #9 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:09pm
"ziiooooooooon Hereee Meeeeeeeeeeeee"
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post #10 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:10pm
The thing about a toad being struck by lightning. And, no, it wasn't the delivery.
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post #11 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:16pm
"You should not drink and bake." - Raw Deal
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post #12 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:16pm
" I hate sand..."

a few lines later after i'm done rolling my eyes at the screen I hear

"and it gets EEHverywhere"

worst dialog and line delivery ever....
no argument
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post #13 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:16pm
"Yousa in big doo-doo dis time." - "Star Wars: Episode One - The Phantom Menace"

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning...the same thing that happens to everything else!" - "X-Men"

"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" - "Batman & Robin"

"Punch me, I bleed." - "Spider-Man 2"

"Fuck me?! No, you suck this!" - "Blade"
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post #14 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:19pm
here's another bad one,

"Neo, ... I beleive...."

Why? Why does that need to be said? What do you believe? Who the fuck are you any way?
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post #15 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:24pm
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Originally Posted by xbutterx
" I hate sand..."

a few lines later after i'm done rolling my eyes at the screen I hear

"and it gets EEHverywhere"
Don't forget about the now infamous, "Tell us NOOOOWWWWW!"
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post #16 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:30pm
1. "I want....what they want. What every guy who came over here...and spilled his guts...and gave everything he had...wants: (That part's not so bad). For our country to love us, as much as we...love it."

2. "Doc, you treat her like the President of the United States. The President of the United States." (I defy anyone to guess that flick.)

3. "I was just stopping by and thought you might like a flower." (Former wife of guy who made statement #2)
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post #17 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:30pm
Most of "The Day After Tomorrow" qualifies.
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post #18 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:34pm
Just look at my sig for one of the worst lines from a movie ever and I don't mean Jurassic Park. The Running Man is a haven for bad lines. Here's another.

"Uplinks on the ground. Uplinks underground. You guys don't shut up, I'm going to uplink your ass... you'll be on the ground!!"
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post #19 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:39pm
"Batman! I'm sending you to the COOLAH!!" Batman and Robin


EDIT: "Come on John, you've got one hour left, and the doc says you have a bum ticker." Sin City, compliments of Michael Madsen.
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post #20 of 111
4/15/05 at 1:46pm
"You like pain"
(Pirate gets hit in the head)
"Try wearing a corset"
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post #21 of 111
4/15/05 at 2:00pm
"Sure, I'll put down my gun, right on that mine!" - Bad Boys II
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post #22 of 111
4/15/05 at 2:14pm
"Creasy!" - little girl spinning in circle hugging her teddy bear five minutes after she meets "Creasy" to BEAT IT INTO OUR HEADS that she is happy. Man On Fire is a turd.
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post #23 of 111
4/15/05 at 2:15pm
"I like cows?" - Lex, Jurassic Park.

I win.
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post #24 of 111
4/15/05 at 2:18pm
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Originally Posted by David Oliver
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2. "Doc, you treat her like the President of the United States. The President of the United States." (I defy anyone to guess that flick.)
MARKED FOR DEATH, but Seagal was created for lines like that and the "Blood bank" line in HARD TO KILL. Think about all his dialogue in ON DEADLY GROUND, especially his speech at the end. Who else could have done that role with a straight face?

The worst line ever, and this has been brought up in another recent thread, is Brandon Lee's "Biggest dick on a man line" from SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO.

As for clumsy, Anakin has a line in ATTACK OF THE CLONES that I think was "I wish I could just wish away these feelings."
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post #25 of 111
4/15/05 at 2:34pm
I was wondering, what are Midichlorians?- TPM
I foresee you becoming a great Jedi Knight. - TPM
Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart.- AOTC
Only in your mind my very young Padawan- AOTC
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post #26 of 111
4/15/05 at 2:38pm
[QUOTE=Jonathan Parker]Just look at my sig for one of the worst lines from a movie ever[QUOTE]

Actually, I think you have the Arnold quote wrong (unless he used it in different movies):

http://www.hkfilm.net/multi/arnfist.wav

and here's the "biggest dick" line from Showdown in Little Tokyo

http://www.hkfilm.net/multi/show2.wav
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post #27 of 111
4/15/05 at 2:45pm
"I believe. . .in the United States. . .of America!" (The Postman - mostly for delivery and context)

Any line with the phrase "skin condition" in it from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.

"Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss."
"Thanks. Hey, you too." (Garden State)
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post #28 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:00pm
"I've never missed a drill!" or anything else from Armageddon.
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post #29 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:05pm
"OH-NO! It's boiling aciiiid!"


I win.
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post #30 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:11pm
another armageddon
"I've only gaot 5 words for you:
Damn glad to see ya, boy!"
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post #31 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by JuddL
"Sure, I'll put down my gun, right on that mine!" - Bad Boys II
HA! i thought i was the only one who noticed that.

I laughed so hard when i saw that because it was delivered exactly the way Homer Simpson would say something like "stupid LIKE A FOX!".

"I'll put down my gun RIGHT NEXT TO THE MIIINNEEE!"

It's terrible, but sure is funny. As over the top as the rest of the movie was!
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post #32 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:12pm
A few of you guys are picking some of the great lines in movie history. Specifically "I am an FBI agent!" - nothing on that movie belongs in a 'worst' list. The 'biggest dick on a man' line is also brilliant.
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post #33 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:14pm
"chicks dig the car"

"Don't wait up Alfred" "I'll cancel the Pizzas"
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post #34 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:22pm
This thread has convinced me that I need to watch Running Man again.

The corset line from POTC is the winner thus far, although the Postman line is absolutely hysterical.
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post #35 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:22pm
I don't know if it's the best or the worst, but it's "LET OFF SOME STEAM BENETT!!"

I think McBain was born out of that moment.
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post #36 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graynadian
I don't know if it's the best or the worst, but it's "LET OFF SOME STEAM BENETT!!"

I think McBain was born out of that moment.

I think it might be the best... at least one of Arnold's best.

BTW, i made a "Best Line" thread because i seem to be able to come up with more good ones than bad ones.
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post #37 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:31pm
"time to fled!"-Fled
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post #38 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:33pm
"so let me in the fucking house!"-Fear (mostly for the delivery).
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post #39 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:49pm
'i tied those knots! that's my specialty!'

'they called me mr. glass...'

'turkey time. gobble gobble.'
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post #40 of 111
4/15/05 at 3:58pm
Can I just say the entirety of Tomb Raider, and be done with it?
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post #41 of 111
4/15/05 at 4:01pm
ANY line Francis Ford Coppola wrote for Mia Farrow in The Great Gatsby, for her faux-British delivery and annoying lines..."Rich girls don't marry poor boys, JAY GATSBY!" stands out as the worst.

Great movie, but the suicide bomber at the beginning of To Live and Die in L.A. had a very corny presence ("I'm ready to die!").

Also, the "GAWD-dommit!" delivered by Cary Elwes towards the end of Saw.

And who can forget "Chill out!" from a certain Batman movie with a certain Austrian?
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post #42 of 111
4/15/05 at 4:03pm
[QUOTE=Neil Koch][QUOTE=Jonathan Parker]Just look at my sig for one of the worst lines from a movie ever
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Actually, I think you have the Arnold quote wrong (unless he used it in different movies):

http://www.hkfilm.net/multi/arnfist.wav

and here's the "biggest dick" line from Showdown in Little Tokyo

http://www.hkfilm.net/multi/show2.wav
It sounds like you don't have all the sample. Here is the quote on IMDB.

Running Man Quote
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post #43 of 111
4/15/05 at 4:06pm

Spiderman

"Those horrible yellow eyes!" - Aunt May

Sorry Sam.
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post #44 of 111
4/15/05 at 4:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Kubrick
"Those horrible yellow eyes!" - Aunt May

Sorry Sam.
"Can Spider-Man come out to play?"

That one's also astonishingly awful. The scene would've been better if it had just faded out while Goblin laughed on the other end of the phone.
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post #45 of 111
4/15/05 at 4:48pm
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Snootchie-bootchies.
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You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
I cringe everytime i hear Kevin Smith´s fans quote his films.
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post #46 of 111
4/15/05 at 5:09pm
You guys have got it all wrong. The worst line in the Postman is:

"Ride, Postman! Do you hear me?! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDE!"
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post #47 of 111
4/15/05 at 5:18pm
"Nailed 'em both" just after Murtaugh.....well nailed 'em both
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post #48 of 111
4/15/05 at 5:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by JuddL
"Sure, I'll put down my gun, right on that mine!" - Bad Boys II
That one gets my vote.
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post #49 of 111
4/15/05 at 5:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonathan Parker
"Nailed 'em both" just after Murtaugh.....well nailed 'em both
this should be in the "best movie line ever" thread
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post #50 of 111
4/15/05 at 8:35pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu
You guys have got it all wrong. The worst line in the Postman is:

"Ride, Postman! Do you hear me?! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDE!"
You have a good point there.

On the other hand, The Postman is so ripe with bad lines it deserves some kind of Home for Wayward Bad Lines designation.

"My name is Ford Lincoln Murcury."
"It is an honor to meet you, sir."

"He wants. . .a war? I'll give him. . .a war!"

"You the Postman? You're famous." (due mainly to Tom Petty's delivery)

And Kevin C. reciting the "once more into the breach, dear friends" speech while the camera adores his close-up as he rides the inter-state pulley to the final confrontation.
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