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post #51 of 111
4/15/05 at 9:22pm
oh god how could i forget the two most laugh-inducing quotes ive ever heard in a theater. from the same movie, no less.

'you kill bugs good' & '... it sucked his brains out'
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post #52 of 111
4/15/05 at 9:33pm
This line has always puzzled me...it seems to be the best line; yet at the same time the worst line...

RAMIREZ
You're hit. You're bleedin',
man.

Blain looks briefly at the wound.

BLAIN
(spits)
Ain't got time to bleed.

Corny as fuck, yet cool as fuck at the same time? Awesome!
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post #53 of 111
4/16/05 at 12:56am
Worst Lines Ever:

"Stick Around." - Predator
"Let off some steam!" - Commando
"It All Makes Sense Now..." - AVP
"I'll take you to the bank - THE BLOOD BANK! (dum-dum-du-du-dum!)" - I know, but it's SOO GREAT.

Best Lines Ever: (Macho Edition)

"I've come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live
"Get away from her, you BITCH!" - Aliens
"Let's Rock!" - Aliens
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post #54 of 111
4/16/05 at 3:41am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayouradio
"Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss."
"Thanks. Hey, you too." (Garden State)
I think you missed the point of that movie.
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post #55 of 111
4/16/05 at 5:33am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric C
I think you missed the point of that movie.
Care to elaborate on that?
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post #56 of 111
4/16/05 at 6:18am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric C
I think you missed the point of that movie.
Oh, trust me I got the point. I got the point so clearly he might as well have outlined it in neon and danced it across the screen.

Instead he has them scream into the infinite abyss.

GET IT?
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post #57 of 111
4/16/05 at 11:06am
"I guess I was wrong. There was no danger after all." (Queue explosion) - AOTC

LAMELAMELAMELAME
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post #58 of 111
4/16/05 at 3:44pm
or try right after the AOTC explosion

"im sorry... i failed you" uhhh... no. you were a decoy. and you got killed instead of the senator. you did your job just fine.


while we're bashing Ahnulds (pure classic) lines, heres my fave:

You want to be a farmer? Heres a couple of ACRES! *kicks cop in the balls* - Last Action Hero

You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it! - Demolitian Man

See the light at the end of the tunnel? That's not Heaven, it's the C-Train! - Daredevil

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh.
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post #59 of 111
4/16/05 at 7:11pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by barbelithbomb
Can I just say the entirety of Tomb Raider, and be done with it?
Not with those tits. And yes, I realize they're mostly fake.
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post #60 of 111
4/16/05 at 7:13pm
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." - Dirty Dancing.

"It's time to kick ass." - Die Hard II
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post #61 of 111
4/16/05 at 7:55pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank Gordon
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." - Dirty Dancing.
WRONG!
Great line, bad movie.
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post #62 of 111
4/16/05 at 8:38pm
Aragorn: "What does your heart tell you?"

Come on PJ, your stealing dialogue from GEORGE LUCAS??!!

I'm also quite partial to "Attack those Federation starships quickly!" from AOTC, and "Shield generators been hit!!" from Phantom Menace, due to their highly crap, yet highly amusing nature.
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post #63 of 111
4/16/05 at 9:01pm
First of all, Arnold is the king of bad lines. There is absolutely no contesting lines like "You're fired", "Stick around", "How 'bout a light", and shit like that.

Here are some terrible lines that people haven't yet mentioned, though"

"Around the survivors, a perimeter create". - Yoda in Attack of the Clones.
"Yo man, can you breef?" - Ice Cube in Three Kings.
"The day we stop believing in democracy is the day we lose it." - the new Queen in Attack of the Clones.
"A diversion!" - Orlando Bloom in Return of the King.
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post #64 of 111
4/16/05 at 10:27pm
One that I've always liked is from Basic Instinct: "She's evil . . . she's brilliant!"
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post #65 of 111
4/17/05 at 12:13am
"He's dead. Been murdered. And someone is responsible." -- Plan 9 from Outer Space

"Houston is burning. Will history blame me.. or the bees?" -- Richard Widmark in The Swarm
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post #66 of 111
4/17/05 at 9:59am
I was always utterly confounded by the line:
"Stay alive, no matter what occurs"
in The Last of the Mohicans.
I mean...wow...what good advice.

I think the worse devliered line is:
"Is the castle far?"
-Bram Stokers Dracula. Keanu...Still the Man

The Penis line from that Dolph/Brandon Lee hunk of tits has to be the worse ever spoken and recorded onto a medium reproductable by human beings though, really.
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post #67 of 111
4/17/05 at 3:09pm
I was watching NAVY SEALS yesterday morning (there's a sentence I never thought I'd write past age 16). That movie is the motherlode of bad lines. At the end, one of the guys who wasn't Sheen or Biehn actually says "Eat this" before firing a Stinger missle.
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post #68 of 111
4/17/05 at 5:34pm
from Attack of the Clones:"This party's over!"
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post #69 of 111
4/17/05 at 7:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by thejumbo
Worst Lines Ever:

"Stick Around." - Predator
Oh come on! This is one of the greatest lines ever, man.
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post #70 of 111
4/18/05 at 12:54pm
"....not for me.....NOT...FOR MEEEE!!!!"

The one sour moment in an otherwise awesome movie.
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post #71 of 111
4/18/05 at 1:39pm
I consider all of Arnold's lines the best, simply because I could not imagine anyone else pulling off cheesy lines like that and still looking cool. Again, I'm an Arnold fan so I'm biased. but the "couple of ACRES!" line is the best one ever....
Find other greats here: http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79874
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post #72 of 111
4/18/05 at 2:19pm
I can't remember the exact quote, but I cringe everytime I hear it.

"I like it here. Everything is soft. Not like at home. I hate sand. It get's everywhere."
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post #73 of 111
4/18/05 at 2:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by xbutterx
I consider all of Arnold's lines the best, simply because I could not imagine anyone else pulling off cheesy lines like that and still looking cool. Again, I'm an Arnold fan so I'm biased. but the "couple of ACRES!" line is the best one ever....
Find other greats here: http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79874
Agrred. Ah-nuld one liners are anything but bad.
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post #74 of 111
4/18/05 at 2:29pm
I saw LXG a few weeks ago (and no, it was not by choice, was just being nice). That movie had some ripe ones, but the following is one of the most horrid things I have ever heard in a film:

"I am . . .The Phantom . . . and you are the League . . .of Extroooooooorrrdinary Gentlemen. . ."

He sounds like the kid in the wheelchair from Malcolm in the Middle, and is dressed like the guy with the gold mask from Flash Gordon. God help us all who have witnessed that.
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post #75 of 111
4/18/05 at 2:45pm
"WE MUST GET THE STARSHIPS BACK INTO SPACE"

- Nemoidian guy near the end of AotC.....
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post #76 of 111
4/20/05 at 11:04am
"They think we're... crud."

"I'm gonna show you God exists!"
No. I win.
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post #77 of 111
4/20/05 at 11:05am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva

"I like it here. Everything is soft. Not like at home. I hate sand. It get's everywhere."

He sure held a grudge against sand, considering that he hadn't been back to Tatooine in like 11 years.
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post #78 of 111
4/21/05 at 6:52am
Much as i like the film i cant belive no one has thought of

"Your going to die and old....old woman, warm..... in your bed. Not here......not THIS NIGHT!!!!"

Leo not just king of the world but king of bad lines - Titanic
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post #79 of 111
4/21/05 at 9:10am
In Gangs of New York when Leo sees Cameron Diaz for the first time he says:
"now there goes a prim looking star gazer"
I couldnt finish my popcorn because it was so soaked in puke.
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post #80 of 111
5/26/07 at 10:59am
Spider-Man

"You're the one who's out,Gobby...out of your mind."
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post #81 of 111
5/26/07 at 12:49pm
At World's End:

Elizabeth: "This is madness!"

Sparrow: "This is politics!"
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post #82 of 111
5/26/07 at 1:54pm
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the greatest repository of greatest/worst lines ever in cinema, Roadhouse.

Some of the lines are are so awful that they're brilliant, but this one is so awful that it goes straight through brilliance and out into mind-blowingly bad:

"Pain don't hurt."

I think that one's impossible to beat. It's like a zen koan or something.
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post #83 of 111
5/26/07 at 3:24pm
"That's right keep on walking ,cheese dick."- Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.

I mean what the fuck?
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post #84 of 111
5/27/07 at 1:56am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad_Lohan
"Can Spider-Man come out to play?"

That one's also astonishingly awful. The scene would've been better if it had just faded out while Goblin laughed on the other end of the phone.
I always read that line as a "Warriors" homage. Also, always seemed creepy to me. I'm in favor of this line.
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post #85 of 111
5/27/07 at 8:22am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Strange
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the greatest repository of greatest/worst lines ever in cinema, Roadhouse.

Some of the lines are are so awful that they're brilliant, but this one is so awful that it goes straight through brilliance and out into mind-blowingly bad:

"Pain don't hurt."

I think that one's impossible to beat. It's like a zen koan or something.

That would be unbeatable IF nobody had ever said "I used to fuck guys like you in prison."
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post #86 of 111
5/27/07 at 9:45am
"Acid eats metal..." Hey, thanks for the science lesson, DANTE'S PEAK!
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post #87 of 111
6/9/07 at 7:39pm
"Well, yeah, it is a good thing, cos' this is like finding Moses' DVD collection."

- Alien vs. Predator
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post #88 of 111
6/9/07 at 8:22pm
"I love you." "Ditto". -- Ghost

"You can be my wingman anytime." -- Top Gun

"You had me at hello" -- Jerry McGuire

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." -- Notting Hill

"Arrrrggggaaahhhh" -- any movie starring Ah-nold
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post #89 of 111
6/9/07 at 9:01pm
"Kill him good" -Sin City
"Miho. You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God." -Sin City...more of a problem with delivery
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post #90 of 111
6/10/07 at 11:59am
Quote:
Originally Posted by AxeMurderer108

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh.
This one's certainly a contender.

I also nominate:

All of Troll 2, particularly "what're you trying to do? Turn me into a homosexual?"

"There's madness all around us!"
"Worse than madness, darkness!"
-Dungeon Siege trailer.
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post #91 of 111
6/10/07 at 1:15pm
"You've grown too, grown more beautiful I mean." - EpII
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post #92 of 111
6/10/07 at 6:27pm
"Good...Bad....I'm the guy with the gun." - Army of Darkness Director's Cut, why they used that line I still have no clue.
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post #93 of 111
6/11/07 at 1:00am
Sometimes they didn't. I grew up with "I aint that good"
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post #94 of 111
6/11/07 at 1:27am
Directors Cut actually used "I ain't that good" which is a shit line, especially compared to "Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the Gun", which is great.
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post #95 of 111
6/11/07 at 2:56am
Behold!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
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post #96 of 111
6/11/07 at 4:06am
I knew that one would show up. It really is hilariously terrible.

In the television edit, didn't they change that line to "take you home and watch 'I Love Lucy'?"
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post #97 of 111
6/11/07 at 6:07am
"Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really somethin'!"
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post #98 of 111
6/11/07 at 7:37am
If I'm remembering this correctly:

...
Travolta: Don't worry, she's in good hands
Guy: Who are you, Allstate?
Travolta: Yeah, you want disability?
.....

Though actually, I loved that.
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post #99 of 111
6/11/07 at 4:58pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Directors Cut actually used "I ain't that good" which is a shit line, especially compared to "Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the Gun", which is great.
I meant the "I ain't that good", line. I was on no sleep when wrote that and got screwed up. The "Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun", is probably the best line in AoD. Mistake on my part.
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post #100 of 111
6/11/07 at 6:25pm
"Requesting the permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."
-Armageddon


And I like you Fichter...I really do.
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