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post #51 of 65
6/27/07 at 4:40pm
"So, he's got his sandwich in one hand, and the fuckin' head in the other."

Just walk up to some people and say that randomly. Then laugh your ass off.
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post #52 of 65
6/27/07 at 8:05pm
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"So, he's got his sandwich in one hand, and the fuckin' head in the other."
"That's Bill Parker, y'understand!"
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post #53 of 65
6/27/07 at 9:57pm
"Who are you? Jimmy Olson? Cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?"
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post #54 of 65
6/28/07 at 12:07am
David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds gay I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

"Oh, Seth, please, You have a tiny penis..."
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post #55 of 65
6/28/07 at 7:56am
Most of The Last Boy Scout.

"Do you want to get kicked off the planet?"
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post #56 of 65
6/28/07 at 8:14am
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Originally Posted by Lukas
David and Cal Playing a video Game]
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.

I have a huge soft spot for most of the lines in "Grosse Pointe Blank":

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I just killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?' "

"Dr. Oatman, please pick up, pick up! It's Martin Blank! I, I'm standing where my, uh, living room was and it's not here because my house is gone and it's an Ultimart! You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there."
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post #57 of 65
6/28/07 at 11:00am
"San Dimas High School Football rules!"
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post #58 of 65
6/28/07 at 11:12am
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!"

Thread over.
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post #59 of 65
6/28/07 at 11:44am
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark
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"Bitches leave."
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post #60 of 65
7/1/07 at 8:16am
"I'm Batman."
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post #61 of 65
7/2/07 at 5:45pm
"And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
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post #62 of 65
7/2/07 at 6:51pm
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Originally Posted by Switch
Most of The Last Boy Scout.

"Do you want to get kicked off the planet?"
"I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember."
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post #63 of 65
7/3/07 at 7:31pm
From Behind the Mask: Rise of Leslie Vernon-

"Paradise Lost. Found it!"
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post #64 of 65
7/3/07 at 9:51pm
"Don't worry, little brother. There are more!"
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post #65 of 65
7/5/07 at 10:11am
Here's a recent goodie from Ocean's Thirteen which I caught Monday:

"Don't change the facial structure."
"I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states."
"Yeah, well, what about the other 34?"
"..."
"24. 22."

That one had me grabbing my sides.

Edit: Not really a "line", is it? Sorry 'bout that.
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