The random Vin Diesel fact generator - Page 2

Vin Diesel can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch...

Vin Diesel is credited with the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold" when he physically manifested the idea of revenge into a dinner plate, froze it, and then beat his enemy to death with it.

The concept for the Super Mario Bros. series (including the "Mario Bros." game) was actually invented by Vin Diesel. He did not have to jump on anything (simply walking was sufficient to pound anything in his way into a pancake), but he did regularly destroy overhanging bricks with his head. This is theorized to be the cause of his baldness.

-Vin Diesel injected cookie-batter into his bowels, and then took a crap. Hence, Pocky sticks were born.

-Upon seeing Vin Diesel's groin, one is transported to 16th century Prussia.

-Congress gave Vin Diesel final say on pulling the plug on Terri Shiavo. He decided to do it because plug pulling is more extreme than tube feeding

-Vin Diesel's favorite candy bar isn't a candy bar at all - it's Willy Wonka's Laffy Taffy!

-Vin Diesel once had Parkinsons disease but he shook it off.

-Vin Diesel's screams can be heard in space.

-Vin Diesel is actually Luke's father.

-Vin Diesel only wears clothing made from endangered species and lives solely off the meat of baby seals.

-Vin Diesel used to be on the Pro Bowlers Tour, he was later kicked off for bowling a 400 game.

-Vin Diesel was the inspiration for the character of the Sonic the Hedgehog villain, Dr. Robotnik.

-Vin Diesel has secretly been every Pope the last 350 years, with the exception of Pope John Paul II (who was actually John Cusack).

-Vin Diesel's middle name is Vin Diesel.

-Vin Diesel PREFERS fingers in his chili.

-Never expose Vin Diesel to sunlight. Never get Vin Diesel wet. And never, ever, feed Vin Diesel after midnight.

-Vin Diesel only drinks a combination of turpentine and cigarette tar in order to grow hair on his chest. Unfortunately, this method is ineffective for head hair.

-Vin Diesel created both Mac and PC. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are just hand puppets he uses. The whole thing is just to entertain him as he wistfully wishes for a much simpler time of pirate dinosaurs and flying pyramids manned by busty Nympho Amazonians.

-Vin Diesel can talk into glass jars and close them, then open them to hear his own voice.

-Vin Diesel actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame.

-Vin Diesel’s nipples are made of titanium, and produce a substance similar to pigs milk in it’s genetic structure. Despite this, it is highly explosive.

-Vin Diesel moonlights as a Shirpa on the weekends for rich British explorers.

-Vin Diesel taught Ken Jennings everything he knows, then banged his wife.

-When Vin Diesel dies, he will return to the life stream and stop Meteor.

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If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives".

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

Vin Diesel was the first person to walk up to a cow and say, "Whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze them, I'm drinking."

Vin Diesel doesn't need to combine any powers to summon Captain Planet

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

When Vin Diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Those really are some good ones. Nice find Darth. Are you still continually visiting this site?

Absolutely fantastic.

My two favorites:

Vin Diesel's middle name is Vin Diesel.


When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

bWAHAHAHAHHAAH.

"By using Vin's abdominal muscles, one can convert anything to the metric system."

Vin did a GEICO commercial in which he can be seen smiling and drinking a strawberry smoothie. The voice-over then says, "In the time it takes to sodomize and murder a family of four, you can save 15% or more on your car insurance



I'll never be able to watch a Geico commercial with a straight face again.

Vin Diesel is not in fact bald. He awakes every morning with a head of Fabio-like hair, shaves it with his working light saber, and donates it to cancer patients.

A new fact - I'm new

24 would only have lasted 10 minutes with Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel did the voiceover for the Big Bang (live)



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We strongly support Vin Diesel for French presidency in 2007.

+what you see on tv about our suburbs is strongly exagerated.

New fact

When Vin Diesel farts, millions of people smell it as an aphrodisiac.

Vin Diesel actually sold Jesus Christ for thirty bucks, mainly for fun but also because he had forgot his american express.

Vin Diesel is, in snoopy, the tree that eats kite. And the he swallows the string, and the kid who's holding it.
Never wondered what happened to Charlie Brown?

A fact

Vin Diesel created and built the Eiffel Tower at the age of 3. Then he killed Mr Eiffel, his family and his livestock because this man claimed the tower was his idea.

To Timo

We could say "kasse contre kasse" means "fight".

New Fact

Vin Diesel can fly into water, swim on the ground, run in the air.

Vin is more than you are. And will ever be.

When Vin Diesel have sex, all women have orgasms. Twice.

Vin.

Vin.
For you.
For tommorow.

Fact

Vin Diesel saw the hidden side of the moon with his ears.

Vin Diesel is the 17th colossi, in Shadow of the Colossus, you can't beat him or damage him in any way.

et mais t pas marrant toi!
vin va niquer ta mère!

si tu parles français, je parlais de la mère de qqun d'autre! Celle de Steven Seagall par exemple.

When Vin Diesel sneezes, the world catches a cold!

God is Vin spelled backward.

Vin doesn't have sex. He is sex.

A true fact

Vin Diesel never commited one murder, even in his dreams.

Vin Diesel was actually the 5th beatles.
He quitted because he didn't wanted to eat John Lennon.

Vin Diesel had sex with JK Rowling.
Then, she became wealthy and had a child whose name is Harry Potter.

Vin Diesel is the most famous man on earth.
Everybody speaks about him, here's another example.

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?t=265133

huh?