Okay, so Bay and the Platinum Dunes dudes have made it official: they're putting a new spin on that '80s Hauer of Power classic THE HITCHER. They haven't disclosed too many details other than hint that the C. Thomas Howell might be played by a woman. Going by their remakes of TEXAS CHAINSAW and AMITYVILLE HORROR, it doesn't look like this updated version is going to rock anyone's world...so before it hits our screens, maybe we should make lemonade out of this lemon of a situation by formulating the best possible cast and crew.
So here goes (and please note, this isn't my 100% dream team - just an attempt to make the MTV-friendly Platinum Dunes version a little easier on the eye and ear)...
John Ryder: KIEFER SUTHERLAND
Jem (geddit? Not Jim...Jem! Ah, I slay me) Halsey: JESSICA BIEL (she seems to be the name cropping up most often in connection with the remake)
Nash: IAN SOMERHALDER
Captain Esteridge: MICHAEL BIEHN
Directed by WOLF CREEK's Greg McLean. Screenplay by (who else?) Scott Kosar.
Anyone? Anyone?
So here goes (and please note, this isn't my 100% dream team - just an attempt to make the MTV-friendly Platinum Dunes version a little easier on the eye and ear)...
John Ryder: KIEFER SUTHERLAND
Jem (geddit? Not Jim...Jem! Ah, I slay me) Halsey: JESSICA BIEL (she seems to be the name cropping up most often in connection with the remake)
Nash: IAN SOMERHALDER
Captain Esteridge: MICHAEL BIEHN
Directed by WOLF CREEK's Greg McLean. Screenplay by (who else?) Scott Kosar.
Anyone? Anyone?








