Hey I hear the new Mummy film is underway, who gives a shit? Does anyone enjoy the first film like I do, and at least get a kick out of Mummy Return's crumminess?
The Mummy is cool in that its a bit like an old serial, with adventure and monsters and curses and shit, and I think its been treated a bit unfairly. Sure its brainless, but it makes no claims to be otherwise. And it has extras being eaten by scarabs and Patricia Velasquez in body paint and not speaking English. Thats gotta count for something...
The Mummy is cool in that its a bit like an old serial, with adventure and monsters and curses and shit, and I think its been treated a bit unfairly. Sure its brainless, but it makes no claims to be otherwise. And it has extras being eaten by scarabs and Patricia Velasquez in body paint and not speaking English. Thats gotta count for something...







And Brendan Fraser, it must be said, sports a MAGNIFICENT neck in the film. Honestly, that thing is of positively Lucasian proportions.