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post #1 of 59
5/2/05 at 8:46am
Thread Starter 
I've noticed you guys are a bunch of talented fuckers with paint shop, and i wanna see you guys make some parody posters in glorious Nunziata style. The Dolph lundgren poster just pushed me over the edge to making one myself.

OK this is my first attempt ever, be nice, as i have no knowledge of Paint Shop Pro whatsoever.

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post #2 of 59
5/2/05 at 10:59am
Ashton's changed...


No seriously, nice first paintshopping!

...And DAMN YOU for resurrecting this old thread, you bastard! Now I'm going to have to prove to myself my old skills ain't dead.

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

(Hmmmmm...subject...subject...Oh, I know!)
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post #3 of 59
5/2/05 at 2:38pm
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Originally Posted by Graham
Ashton's changed...


No seriously, nice first paintshopping!

...And DAMN YOU for resurrecting this old thread, you bastard! Now I'm going to have to prove to myself my old skills ain't dead.

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

(Hmmmmm...subject...subject...Oh, I know!)
...so what are you going to do?
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post #4 of 59
5/2/05 at 6:00pm
I'm so VERY sorry...
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post #5 of 59
5/2/05 at 6:04pm
Apology barely accepted.
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post #6 of 59
5/2/05 at 6:15pm
Thread Starter 
Brilliant!
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post #7 of 59
5/2/05 at 7:40pm
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post #8 of 59
5/2/05 at 8:33pm
I wanted to start this thread a long time ago, so thanks. This was directly inspired by Nick's uncanny ability to work in obscure Star Wars references.

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post #9 of 59
5/3/05 at 5:44am
Thread Starter 
both excellent, i love the fake quotes on the rusmore 2 poster, and panic rune, exceptional.
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post #10 of 59
5/3/05 at 10:12am
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Originally Posted by Graham
Awesome, where´s Bukake Bob when you need him?
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post #11 of 59
5/3/05 at 10:54am
Some of my favourite creations from long ago...











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post #12 of 59
5/3/05 at 11:04am
I didn't make this one. A friend of mine did. But I'd watch this show in a heartbeat.

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post #13 of 59
5/3/05 at 1:11pm
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post #14 of 59
5/3/05 at 1:22pm
Dogtown and Oldboy - Genius!

I couldn't resist this one:

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post #15 of 59
5/3/05 at 7:56pm
For all the Carpenter fans here:



And a little known Western classic:

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post #16 of 59
5/3/05 at 8:58pm
May I ask for requests... or just bad movie puns?

I'll do my best.
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post #17 of 59
5/3/05 at 11:03pm
I've always wanted to see a poster for Aliens vs. Predator vs. .... EWOKS!!!!


Do it! I command you!


Actually, I've always wanted to make a fake trailer for this as well, with an Ewok doing a wicked back-flip, in slow motion, spear in hand. And other silly kung-fu shit. It makes me laugh quietly whenever I think of it. And pigmy aliens. You know, aliens that don't grow very big because they popped out of Ewoks. Stephen Sommers would direct because he loves him some pigmy creatures. Box Office Platinum!
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post #18 of 59
5/5/05 at 7:38am
Thread Starter 
keep them coming people! i'm currently trying to get my poster of VOIGHT CLUB made, its proving rather difficult!
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post #19 of 59
5/6/05 at 10:51am
Okay, where's my goddamned AvPvE poster?
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post #20 of 59
5/6/05 at 11:04am
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Originally Posted by Jubei
Okay, where's my goddamned AvPvE poster?
Cool your boots, man, this poster is valued at 6 quid...

"Whoever wins...Yub Nub..."

I'm also working on the triple-bill of "Wat Dreams May Come", "Wat Women Want " and "Wat Lies Beneath"...so it could take some time...
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post #21 of 59
5/6/05 at 11:14am
....and as for "Wat ever happened to Baby Jane?"...don't ask...
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post #22 of 59
5/6/05 at 11:21pm
I await... patiently. Actually, when you get it out there, I can't wait to show it to a friend of mine. We've had the whole AvPvE discussion a couple of times now. He'll shit when he sees this.
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post #23 of 59
5/19/05 at 10:29pm
Awesome work, everyone. It's threads like this that make me miss not being able to visit CHUD as much as I used to.

Here's one I did back when I first started coming here

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post #24 of 59
5/19/05 at 10:56pm
Wow, still no AvPvE poster. I'm hurt, truly. Show your love for Jubei. Give me my poster. Somebody!

ObiJuan, yours rocks.
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post #25 of 59
5/28/05 at 11:37pm
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i LOVE i lobot.
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post #26 of 59
5/30/05 at 1:56pm
Here's one I just did... it's pretty obvious though, so it might have been done before...
LL
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post #27 of 59
5/30/05 at 4:07pm
Ok photoshoppers, here's what we need:

-A 'Man on Fire' poster featuring the Human Torch.
-'Snakes On A Plane' starring Samuel L. motherfuckin' Jackson
-'The Replacements' and 'The Replacement Killers' combined to form 'The Replacements' Killers.'

Get to it!
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post #28 of 59
5/31/05 at 2:36am
Here's another I threw together:



how do you get an image to show and not just a link?
LL
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post #29 of 59
5/31/05 at 5:06am
Old one from the old thread



Damn, I don't have photoshop anymore.............Nooooooooooo...........
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post #30 of 59
5/31/05 at 4:05pm
I like to keep my ideas simple...
LL
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post #31 of 59
6/1/05 at 12:05pm
The poster idea came from a movie called Josh and S.A.M., but I think the concept also stands good on its own:
LL
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post #32 of 59
6/1/05 at 2:30pm
Good ones Jedi....
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post #33 of 59
6/1/05 at 2:40pm
Ok, now I officially have way too much time on my hands...:
LL
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post #34 of 59
6/3/05 at 8:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedi Hitchhiker
The poster idea came from a movie called Josh and S.A.M., but I think the concept also stands good on its own:
Damn i'm going to have to find my copy of Photoshop that's laying around, that's some damn fine stuff you guys are producing [Dooku!]
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post #35 of 59
6/3/05 at 9:24pm
Thread Starter 
Are we there Fett = magical.
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post #36 of 59
6/4/05 at 2:47am
Someone please do a Clint Eastwood movie!

And the Are We There Fett? one is gold.
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post #37 of 59
6/4/05 at 3:40pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brendan
Someone please do a Clint Eastwood movie!
Here's one... (that's still in my little niche).

The rest of you out there, I know you've got skills too, so let's see 'em!
LL
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post #38 of 59
6/7/05 at 5:50am


I miss photoshop....
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post #39 of 59
7/3/05 at 3:02pm
Here are a few that I had done on another website.

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post #40 of 59
9/10/05 at 8:21pm
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post #41 of 59
9/11/05 at 1:50am
Thread Starter 
I love that this thread is back, and the contributions are great, only one i take offense to is the van damme one.
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post #42 of 59
10/15/05 at 8:29am
Great to find this thread again. It seems I suck at Photoshop, but you get the idea:



Edited to add another:

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post #43 of 59
10/17/05 at 6:51pm
Ah, my cheaply made piece:
LL
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post #44 of 59
10/18/05 at 5:53am
Who's the guy on the left? I'm guessing Paul Anderson?
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post #45 of 59
10/18/05 at 4:44pm
Yeah, that's Paul W.S. Anderson.

Another try:

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post #46 of 59
10/28/05 at 2:26pm
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post #47 of 59
11/1/05 at 1:18pm
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post #48 of 59
11/1/05 at 2:34pm
The tagline to Lando of the Dead made me laugh more than is probably appropriate.

And kudos to Snakes on a Plane and Self-Indulgent Feces.
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post #49 of 59
11/1/05 at 2:53pm
Snakes on a Plane and Bulletproof Monk got a good laugh out of me.
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post #50 of 59
11/2/05 at 5:30am
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Originally Posted by moovyphreak
Snakes on a Plane and Bulletproof Monk got a good laugh out of me.
I love Monk, and I would definitely go see that movie.
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