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post #1 of 9
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Location: Kicking and Screaming World Premeire at Universal Citywalk

Target: Will Ferrell
Line: "Dorothy Mantooth was a SAINT!"
Confused glance received: Yes.

Target: Robert Duvall
Line: Duvall has earned respect. No heckling.

Target: William Mapother (Ethan Rom from Lost)
Line: "Hey, it's you. Ethan guy! Ethan guy!"
Incredibly nasty look received at this: Yes
Also a scowl? Yes. Also a scowl. More of a sneer, really.
Follow-up line: "If I was Charlie, I'd shoot you right now."
Number of security guards who overheard this follow-up: None.

Ha ha. I win.
post #2 of 9
Oh, Slater in LA. What crazy hijinks shall ensue?
post #3 of 9
So you're one of those guys, huh?
post #4 of 9
How was the film?

Also, I really hate that theater.
post #5 of 9
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Originally Posted by Slater
Location: Kicking and Screaming World Premeire at Universal Citywalk

Target: Will Ferrell
Line: "Dorothy Mantooth was a SAINT!"
Confused glance received: Yes.
That's spectacular. If I saw Ferrell I'd imagine I'd do something similar. I'd like to politely greet him and tell him how much I appreciate his peculiar sense of humor, but I'm sure that would immediately degenerate into "HEY FERRELL, COME GET A TASTE!".
post #6 of 9
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Originally Posted by Yando
How was the film?
If I had to guess: fucking awful.

But that's just a guess, as I wasn't invited to the premiere or anything like that. I was just walking past on my way to the Universal theme park and I saw a bunch of people screaming. Since that's generally something I enjoy, I joined in. Turned out we were screaming for Ferrell. And Mapother. But mostly Ferrell.
post #7 of 9
I would have used more cowbell. But he probably gets that every three seconds on a daily basis.
post #8 of 9
More cowbell you say?

post #9 of 9
And here I was thinking only Walken references warranted cowbell.
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