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post #1 of 21
5/6/05 at 3:15pm
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Behold: Edward Penishands!



I caught this film on cable late one night, it´s a porn parody of Edward Scissorhands, but instead of scissors he´s got huge penises as hands, GAH!

There seems to be a lot of these sort of porn movies that are parodies of wellknown Hollywood hits.
Are you familiar with any of them?
Ron Jeremy is supposed to star in a Texas Dildo Massacre film, gotta check that one out!
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post #2 of 21
5/6/05 at 8:55pm
the only porn parody I had any interest in seeing was one of Being John Malkovich.
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post #3 of 21
5/6/05 at 9:36pm
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Originally Posted by johnnycinco
the only porn parody I had any interest in seeing was one of Being John Malkovich.
http://store.triplex-adultdvd.com/bewijuasdvd.html
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post #4 of 21
5/6/05 at 10:25pm
I've heard of:

The Sapornos.
The Adventures of Buttman and Throbbin.
Glad-he-ate-her
Star Whores
E.T The Extra Testicle
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post #5 of 21
5/7/05 at 4:42am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
I've heard of:

The Sapornos.
The Adventures of Buttman and Throbbin.
Glad-he-ate-her
Star Whores
E.T The Extra Testicle
What about "Who screwed Jessica Rabbit?" That was classic, I too have seen Edward Penishands, back in the early 90's. I think it warped my psyche. :-)
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post #6 of 21
5/7/05 at 8:13am
The best one I've seen is called Sex Trek, pretty damn funny, greats sets, effects, and costumes(for a porn), and hot women(one of which is painted green).
My friend had one called the Metrix(which we all referred to as the MEATrix, better title), but stay away from it. Although there's a few good laughs it's pretty terrible.
I've also heard there's a Forrest Hump and Saturday Night Beaver(great fucking title).
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post #7 of 21
5/7/05 at 11:37am
I've seen Buttman and Throbbin. Their enemy is the Poker. There are on screen captions like the old show, but it says stuff like "SPOOGE!".
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post #8 of 21
5/7/05 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by Hanzo Steel
I've seen Buttman and Throbbin. Their enemy is the Poker. There are on screen captions like the old show, but it says stuff like "SPOOGE!".
Isn´t that a John Holmes film?
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post #9 of 21
5/7/05 at 2:32pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny

I believe there was another one that was a direct lift, BEING RON JEREMY, but I'm not sure if it was hardcore or not.
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post #10 of 21
5/8/05 at 3:26am
Not seen them, but I know they exist:
A Clockwork Orgy
The Penetrator (and I think there's a P2)

I always thought the best title ever was Mr. Holland's Anus.
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post #11 of 21
5/8/05 at 11:40am
There's a gay porno called Shaving Ryan's Privates, and I know I've heard of about a dozen others, but they escape me now.
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post #12 of 21
5/8/05 at 12:00pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
I believe there was another one that was a direct lift, BEING RON JEREMY, but I'm not sure if it was hardcore or not.

wasn't a direct lift and was barely porno. It was an offshoot of his "comedy" career. He made it himself to help with the touring of his standup career, they showed it at the comedy festival here in Montreal.

Lust in Space
Jurassic Pork
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post #13 of 21
5/9/05 at 1:35am
No love for The Osporns? It features a beautiful Tawny Roberts before she done gone and got titty and lip implants.
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post #14 of 21
5/9/05 at 5:23pm
You people need to see "Backside to the Future"...an 80s porn parody classic (well, maybe not classic). It has a theme song to the tune of "Power Of Love" and even had a Delorean (with "awesome" special effects). Beware though, it has a weird subject matter - incest. Woman in her 40s or something goes back in time and ends up having sex with her 20 year old self, her dad, her mom, etc...


Then there is also "Robofox" which might have been a take off of Terminator, Robocop...mousy girl becomes "superbabe" and screws people to get revenge...naturally screws first and then kills, which is mighty nice of her when you think about it.

And if you want some serious intrigue and action, you must rent the "Jane Bond" movies...she's so badass she can rip of your Mr. Happy by squeezing her thighs together. Wow.
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post #15 of 21
6/6/05 at 5:16pm
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The Ozporns!
This is just plain disturbing.Who on earth would wanna see a Ozzy Osbourne-lookalike have sex on film.
Not me.
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post #16 of 21
6/6/05 at 5:42pm
"On Golden Blonde"...another 80's classic.
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post #17 of 21
6/6/05 at 5:49pm
The best injoke of Night Court was the porn parodies that would come up in court cases, most often read by Dan Fielding. I still remember Thigh Anxiety and The Empire Gets Lucky.
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post #18 of 21
4/19/11 at 12:52pm

 

Never expected BLACK SNAKE BONED!

 

 

BlackSnakeBoned.jpg

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post #19 of 21
4/19/11 at 4:01pm

For the record, the Daft Punk sound-alike score for "Pron" is kind of awesome. Weirdly, the film seems like a remake of the original "Tron" though it's clear they're inspired by "Tron: Legacy." Also, the lead guy doesn't do a Jeff Bridges impersonation, but he rattles off a bunch of Big Lebowski lines. Yeah, it was terrible.

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post #20 of 21
8/10/11 at 8:00pm

Currently watching the big budget Spider-Man porno. The first scene is Robbie Robertson and Betty Brant. Raimi, you really dropped the ball on something here.

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post #21 of 21
8/16/11 at 3:08pm

Good Will Humping.  No idea if it's any good, but the title is aces.

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