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Could you fuck this?

post #1 of 17
5/10/05 at 9:45pm
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http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp

http://www.realdoll.com/image/annamae/annamae006.jpg

http://www.realdoll.com/image/annamae/annamae010.jpg

http://www.realdoll.com/Image/kaori/kaori003.jpg

I'm sure everyone and their mother has seen these things by now, and I'm not even half-expecting an open admission, but of all the things I've done, and am not afraid to do, fucking a silicone mate and *not* killing myself in the morning is at the piss end of my list.
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post #2 of 17
5/10/05 at 11:27pm
I remember Dr. McNamara from "Nip/Tuck" seemed to be having some fun with the Kimber Doll.

Just think of the things you could do to it though...
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post #3 of 17
5/11/05 at 12:01am
Ok, Anna Mae scares me...bet it sells well in Japan.



Kaori, on the other hand, made me look twice. They actually did a good job on making her look real.

Charlie....I needed a good laugh.
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post #4 of 17
5/11/05 at 12:26am
From the Gallery page:

http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp
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SheMale Realdoll



<FONT face=Arial><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT size=2>We can add a penis to any of our Realdoll models. We have sold several of these special dolls as custom orders. Choice of penis size from our selection of sizes can be added. The vagina of the doll can either be eliminated or remain intact depending on the customer's wishes. The cost ranges from $500 - $1,000.
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post #5 of 17
5/11/05 at 1:02am
Who wants to rape plastic?
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post #6 of 17
5/11/05 at 2:59am
They all creep me out, but that pink-haired one with the huge eyes is the worst.
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post #7 of 17
5/11/05 at 4:30am
Ok so the one with the pink hair is a little weird but then again we are talking about fucking mannequins so weird is pretty relative. Then I saw the Kaori doll and I realized that I could fuck one of these things, even the anime one. It’s not like it would be a new low for me or anything, it is kind of like an advanced form of masturbation and as a twenty four year old virgin I do that a lot. Hell it would almost be a step up for me or at the least it would be a workout for more than just my forearm.
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post #8 of 17
5/11/05 at 4:38am
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Originally Posted by Graynadian
Who wants to rape plastic?
Hugh Hefner
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post #9 of 17
5/11/05 at 4:52am
Did anyone see LOVE OBJECT? That got me interested in looking these up online... but watching in repulsion, rather than interest.
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post #10 of 17
5/11/05 at 2:57pm
I'm wonder if they make any of these to look like celebrities yet? I'm sure if money were no object to someone they could get a Britney Spears doll, Salma Hayek doll, whatever. They make wax sculptures for the museums, so this shouldn't be to hard. Someone could also get a life-cast from a special effects company and use it to make a doll.
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post #11 of 17
5/11/05 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
I'm wonder if they make any of these to look like celebrities yet? I'm sure if money were no object to someone they could get a Britney Spears doll, Salma Hayek doll, whatever. They make wax sculptures for the museums, so this shouldn't be to hard. Someone could also get a life-cast from a special effects company and use it to make a doll.
Sign me up for a Hayek doll.

http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=5189

There. Now that's something I think men can unequivocally enjoy.
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post #12 of 17
5/11/05 at 5:19pm
To answer the question: I would never give up the real thing, but yeah I'd fuck one.
I would also have to test drive before I'd plunk down $2000+. Maybe they could send a sample through the mail like they do the Temper-Pedic mattress.
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post #13 of 17
5/12/05 at 11:22am
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
Could you fuck this?
Could I?!
I'm getting doll-head as we speak!
Bwahahahaha!!!
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post #14 of 17
5/12/05 at 12:47pm
I usually find cheap teddy bears to cut holes in and bang away. I'm on my third Winnie-the-Pooh this year.
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post #15 of 17
5/12/05 at 2:00pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
I usually find cheap teddy bears to cut holes in and bang away. I'm on my third Winnie-the-Pooh this year.


Courtesy of Something Positive, one of the funniest webcomics out there. And based in Boston.
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post #16 of 17
5/13/05 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
I usually find cheap teddy bears to cut holes in and bang away. I'm on my third Winnie-the-Pooh this year.
^^BTW, I was just kidding about that whole teddy bear thing.^^
I'm serious.
No, really.
I don't do that.
Anymore.
Well, since yesterday.
I can quit anytime I want.
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post #17 of 17
5/14/05 at 2:34am
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I can quit anytime I want.
That's what they said about masturbation in general. Then Salma Hayek comes along and...well...I don't think it worked out.
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