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Grackles attack Houstonites.

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HOUSTON, Texas (AP) -- Like a scene from the horror movie "The Birds," large black grackles are swooping down on downtown Houston and attacking people's heads, hair and backs.

Authorities closed off a sidewalk after the aggressive birds, which can have 2-foot wingspans, flew out of magnolia trees Monday in front of the County Administration Building.

"They were just going crazy," said constable Wilbert Jue, who works at the building. "They were attacking everybody that walked by."

The grackles zeroed in on a lawyer who shooed a bird away before he tripped and injured his face, Jue said. The lawyer was treated for several cuts.

It appears that the birds are protecting their offspring. On Monday a young grackle had fallen out of its nest and adult birds attacked people who got too close, Jue said.

Another bird attacked a deputy county clerk.

"I hit him with a bottle," said Sylvia Velasquez. "The other birds came, and one attacked my blouse and on my back."

Two women came to help her after she fell to the ground, and the birds attacked them as well. The group escaped by running into the building.

"This is a very Hitchcock kind of story. Very Tippi Hedren," said downtown worker Laura Aranda Smith, referring to one of the stars of Alfred Hitchcock's move "The Birds."
THE MOVIES DIDN'T LIE!!!
post #2 of 8
Sounds to me like a grackle and a sidewalk will be getting sued very soon.
post #3 of 8
I don't really blame them. I've had the same impulse after spending too long in Houston.
post #4 of 8
I've been attacked by those damn birds while out for an evening run. One minute you're enjoying the sunset, the next it's Death From Above.

It's freaky.
post #5 of 8
Ah, but have you been shat on, like in High Anxiety?
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Originally Posted by echo666
Sounds to me like a grackle and a sidewalk will be getting sued very soon.
I bow to your superior word usage. To quote Ms. Hilton, "That was hot."
post #7 of 8
There used to be a bird like that (a Mocking bird I think) that had a nest of babies every year in a tree right next to where I used to work at the local car wash. Needless to say I got dive bombed often. No poop attacks though.
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When I was growing up, we had a chicken that used to attack me all the time. One day the dog killed, and ate most of him. I found a wing laying in the yard. He was actually a pretty cool chicken.
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