Whenever I see something as useless as this, I can't help think that there's at least one person toiling away in a factory, earning the money he or she buys food with, making these things. There were probably meetings about which of these designs is best, how much can we charge, what's the cheapest source for plastic eyes and brown felt, that last prototype was a little snug let's loosen it up a bit. Hasn't humanity got better things to do with its time?