Have any of you all read any of these reviews before? Some funny shit. Obviously not NSFW:
Horrors of Porn
"Hang on flapjacks, let me do a couple lines out of your asscrack and we can finish up this shitbird."
"In a casting decision that would best be described as "miserable" or "crazed" the director has placed a frizzy haired sadsack that looks like she should have a Wal-Mart nametag in a "hot" three way scene with some sort of equestrian crossbreed between a shovel, a quarter horse, and a Hot Topic flyer. Horseface and Wal-Mart Greeter briefly discuss the fortune telling business they are nebulously related to and then set about the business of awkwardly double teaming some unfortunate guy who wandered onto the set drunk and was handed a script."
Horrors of Porn
"Hang on flapjacks, let me do a couple lines out of your asscrack and we can finish up this shitbird."
"In a casting decision that would best be described as "miserable" or "crazed" the director has placed a frizzy haired sadsack that looks like she should have a Wal-Mart nametag in a "hot" three way scene with some sort of equestrian crossbreed between a shovel, a quarter horse, and a Hot Topic flyer. Horseface and Wal-Mart Greeter briefly discuss the fortune telling business they are nebulously related to and then set about the business of awkwardly double teaming some unfortunate guy who wandered onto the set drunk and was handed a script."
