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"Nerd Porn Auteur"

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Anyone on here heard of Ernie Cline ? He's got MP3s and transcripts of his spoken word pieces.

My favorite? Nerd Porn Auteur, because it's true, both from the prospective of said geek girl, and someone who loves geek girls.

Quote:
You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Suma cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.
post #2 of 3
Thank you that was great

and I'm sure Ernie thanks you to, especially next week when I buy that CD it was that funny
post #3 of 3
That was, indeed, genius.
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