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The Official "It Was Never Really Funny In The First Place" Thread

post #1 of 31
5/27/05 at 3:23pm
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From the makers of "coke flew out of my nose and hit the keyboard" comes: "I'll reply to your post and change your quote so it fits my point of view...and type...'fixed that for you.' Aren't I witty?"

Can we retire this one now, or do we wait until everyone's done it at least once?
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post #2 of 31
5/27/05 at 3:29pm
I've done it at least once, so I'm through with it. Back to penis and vagina jokes for me.
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post #3 of 31
5/27/05 at 3:29pm
That's just pants, Barbara.
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post #4 of 31
5/27/05 at 3:29pm
It'll be retired when people stop throwing up in their mouths a little.
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post #5 of 31
5/27/05 at 3:58pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by zeroplate
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Agreed.
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post #6 of 31
5/27/05 at 4:29pm
Will you please stop raping my childhood?
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post #7 of 31
5/27/05 at 6:27pm
Harry has a beer and rapes my childhood (which means cheeting on his hand), all the while screaming "PLANT!" and producing Ghost Town 2: Electric Boogaloo starring Hulk Hogan as Chuck-Luc Picard, who is, of course, the baddie.

Alright, did I miss anything? Are the talkbacks covered now?
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post #8 of 31
5/27/05 at 6:28pm
lollerblading
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post #9 of 31
5/27/05 at 6:36pm
OK, so does the fact that i've laughed a couple of times already mean that this thread has created a paradox that will destroy space/time?
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post #10 of 31
5/27/05 at 8:18pm
Dude, Electric Boogaloo never gets old.

The rest.. yeah.
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post #11 of 31
5/27/05 at 10:26pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug Graham
Harry has a beer and rapes my childhood (which means cheeting on his hand), all the while screaming "PLANT!" and producing Ghost Town 2: Electric Boogaloo starring Hulk Hogan as Chuck-Luc Picard, who is, of course, the baddie.

Alright, did I miss anything? Are the talkbacks covered now?
"Shields up, brother!!"
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post #12 of 31
5/27/05 at 11:21pm
Maybe I'm outing myself as utterly lame, but I usually get a kick out of "Fixed that for you", provided it's done with a modicum of wit.

It certainly beats the shit out of the many variations of the compliment "Coke, meet keyboard".

And I'm not sure if it's appropriate to this thread, but "Frist!" is as funny as anal haemorrhage.

Oh, and only a few folks have the skills to successfully create Something McSomething names. Everyone else should leave it alone.
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post #13 of 31
5/28/05 at 3:31pm
I must be hanging with the wrong crowd. I've never encountered "fixed that for you."

Must be the BOMB in my RIBCAGE!
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post #14 of 31
5/28/05 at 7:49pm
Hi, my name is Penis McHandjob.
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post #15 of 31
5/28/05 at 8:03pm
First!
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post #16 of 31
5/28/05 at 8:04pm
Uwe Boll. Maddox.
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post #17 of 31
5/28/05 at 8:10pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fett
Uwe Boll.
Jesus, yes.
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post #18 of 31
5/28/05 at 11:15pm
Pretending to be drunk and then posting, "Oh man, I'm so drunk!"

You know who you are.
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post #19 of 31
5/28/05 at 11:53pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviatedPrevert
"Shields up, brother!!"
A good Hulk Hogan always cracks me up!

Thanks for the laugh!
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post #20 of 31
5/28/05 at 11:56pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by tommy five-tone
Oh, and only a few folks have the skills to successfully create Something McSomething names. Everyone else should leave it alone.
...I agree. All time best was from Space Mutiny: Big McLargehuge. I don't know why, but that's funny.
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post #21 of 31
5/29/05 at 1:15am
Drunk posting...got old pretty quick when I realized I couldnt understand a word I had posted.
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post #22 of 31
5/30/05 at 9:39pm
PWNED!
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post #23 of 31
5/30/05 at 11:21pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
Fantastic Four looks awesome and I've seen Hall and Oates live twelve times
Fixed!
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post #24 of 31
5/30/05 at 11:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gist
Fixed!
You owe me a new keyboard. You made me laugh so hard I shot cocaine out of my nose all over it.

Plus you owe me some expensive drugs.
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post #25 of 31
5/30/05 at 11:47pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Black
Hi, my name is Penis McHandjob.
Squirmy McFleshcrank is better.
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post #26 of 31
6/23/05 at 4:28pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by billz
Squirmy McFleshcrank is better.
I'm Holden McGroin.
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post #27 of 31
6/24/05 at 11:53am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammerhead
I'm Holden McGroin.
I've always been a Joe Ilikeanalsexwithsheep fan myself. It's not quite as subtle, but still sends a message and a smile.
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post #28 of 31
6/24/05 at 12:22pm
Wow... just wow.
(Insert Name Here) is the goods.
(Insert Actor Here) has the chops.
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post #29 of 31
6/24/05 at 1:07pm
That was so [Insert previous date here].
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post #30 of 31
6/24/05 at 1:09pm
People who drop a spelling correction or proper grammar usage on those who may have not double checked what they typed. I think, for the most part, we all know that everyone is capable of proper spelling but we all make mistakes sometimes..

Man that is old!
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post #31 of 31
6/25/05 at 8:53am
Any Napoleon Dynamite quote.
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