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post #1 of 16
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Nick might remember this from the regular guys in the morning.


Tell someone to F.U.C.K OFF in this thread.

Tell someone to F.U.C.K OFF in general. This is ment to be a venting thread on everyday life things that might piss you off. DON"T POST UNLESS YOU ARE TELLING SOMEONE TO F.U.C.K OFF!!!!!!

Example:

I want to throw out a big F.U.C.K. YOU!!!!! To all the white trailer trash pieces of sh.i.t that still have their Christmas lights up. Get your f.u.cking lazy (dollar store buying) ass up and take them down!!!!!!
post #2 of 16
F.U.C.K. my neighbors across the street. They freakin play Tejano music so loud it shakes my house every day and I have a one year old and a pregnant wife at home who want me to do something about it. F.U.C.K you neighbors, loud ass radio having bastards.
post #3 of 16
F.U.C.K. You to that one particular Sales Guy who doesn't know how to respect the boundaries of the departments. Not to mention respect the fact that I'm a Department Head and I OUTRANK HIM! Stay the fuck out of my department, jackass!

(oh, and incidentally, is there a significance in typing it F.U.C.K instead of just regular "fuck?" Just curious)
post #4 of 16
I think he's trying to avoid non-existant profanity filters.
post #5 of 16
F.U.C.K. Hollywood Anorexia.

R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan
post #6 of 16
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Originally Posted by Daryl Zero
I think he's trying to avoid non-existant profanity filters.
I was amused by this as well. Or perhaps he believes that Shit is actually an acronym for Ship High In Transit, thus s.h.i.t. is correct...and if so, well played to Mr. Parrothead, well played.
post #7 of 16
F.U.C.K me? F.U.C.K you! F.U.C.K you and this whole city and everyone in it. F.U.C.K the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. F.U.C.K the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! F.U.C.K the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. F.U.C.K the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? F.U.C.K the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! F.U.C.K the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! F.U.C.K the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! F.U.C.K the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dominicans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. F.U.C.K the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. F.U.C.K the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! F.U.C.K the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! F.U.C.K the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! F.U.C.K the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. F.U.C.K the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, F.U.C.K JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! F.U.C.K Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

p.s.

i think this is a pointless thread. "F.U.C.K" it too!
post #8 of 16
Quote:
Originally Posted by gl2899
F.U.C.K me? F.U.C.K you! F.U.C.K you and this whole city and everyone in it. F.U.C.K the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. F.U.C.K the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! F.U.C.K the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. F.U.C.K the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? F.U.C.K the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! F.U.C.K the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! F.U.C.K the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! F.U.C.K the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dominicans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. F.U.C.K the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. F.U.C.K the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! F.U.C.K the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! F.U.C.K the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! F.U.C.K the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. F.U.C.K the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, F.U.C.K JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! F.U.C.K Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

p.s.

i think this is a pointless thread. "F.U.C.K" it too!
Fuck you for posting all that shit then saying it was worthless. Own your rage, use it as a weapon. Don't demean its power. Oh wait you're worthless too. Fuck you, Fred Durst. :-)
post #9 of 16
Quote:
Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Fuck you, Fred Durst. :-)
Actually, Monty Brogan.
post #10 of 16
Fuck Donald Rumsfeld. And not just because I vehemently disagree with everything that comes out of his mouth; I've dealt with that before. It's the fact that he's a smarmy, smug dick when he says it. It's this whole attitude he gives off in press conferences, as if he's thinking "Who are you press people to be asking ME questions?". Fuck him with a broom handle.
post #11 of 16
one with splinters.......
post #12 of 16
Fuck you to Tim Hudson for existing (and to make it worse he is a Brave).
post #13 of 16
Worst thread ever? I vote yes.
post #14 of 16
That's 46 F.U.C.K.'s in this F.U.C.K.ed up rhyme!

Kill this thread.
post #15 of 16
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody!
Fuck y'all if you doubt me!
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell these people something they dont know about me....
post #16 of 16
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPEEDRAZOR
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody!
Fuck y'all if you doubt me!
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell these people something they dont know about me....
Wow, an 8 mile reference. Just WOW.
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