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post #1 of 7
6/1/05 at 3:12pm
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Written above the sanitary-paper toilet cover dispenser:

"Lobster bibs courtesy of Red Lobster"
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post #2 of 7
6/1/05 at 3:38pm
Sunrise Diner - Jim Thorpe, PA

"Spankin' heinies... how sweet it is."
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post #3 of 7
6/1/05 at 4:44pm
A couple of classics,
"Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit in little balls: Those who think they have great wit, eat those little balls of shit."
I remember that from when I was 12.

A friend of mine who lurks here alot used to work at a petsmart. Whilst taking care of business one day, he noted that someone had written "i love erica" on the stall door. He popped an "Am" in front of "erica" to make the grafitti patriotic. I always thought that was clever.
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post #4 of 7
6/1/05 at 6:12pm
My favorite:

I sit here and contemplate
Should I shit or masturbate
-Werbal (psst...I'm in the 3rd stall on the left)
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post #5 of 7
6/1/05 at 10:58pm
"If you smell it, why don't you flush it?"

-UPS, Edison NJ.
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post #6 of 7
6/2/05 at 5:22am
my personal Faveorate is

"If you can read this you have just pissed on your shoes"
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post #7 of 7
6/2/05 at 5:28am
Here in the Uk, some people seem to have bursts of inspiration. My own favourites...

Written above the Urinal - "The only joke here is the one in your hand"

And on the bottom of the stall door - "Beware the dreaded limbo dancer"
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