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post #1 of 10
6/9/05 at 7:50pm
Thread Starter 
So, I'm at work and a buddy of mine tells me a joke he made up:

"What do you call Michael Jackson's childhood?"

"A Little White Lie"

He thinks it's funny...I personally don't get it. It doesn't make sense. However I do see potential in the punchline. I think with the right setup that punchline could make for a hilarious Michael Jackson joke. And while I know MJ jokes aren't on the pinnacle of topical humor, I was just wondering if my fellow Humorous Chewers could help fix the joke.

Let the humor ensue.
post #2 of 10
6/9/05 at 8:07pm
I'm afraid the only way to fix it, is to stop telling Michael Jackson jokes.
post #3 of 10
6/9/05 at 8:12pm
Thread Starter 
Ah - perhaps the best advice, indeed.
post #4 of 10
6/9/05 at 8:17pm
Wouldn't 'A little black lie' do it? A pun and a punchline in one.
post #5 of 10
6/9/05 at 11:44pm
If he's found innocent, then perhaps I can see how "A little white lie" could be used as a joke punchline. You'll just have to wait.
post #6 of 10
6/29/06 at 2:21pm
A near-death experience tunnel. Black with a little bit of white at the end.
post #7 of 10
6/29/06 at 2:26pm
You should have punched him in the face.
post #8 of 10
6/29/06 at 2:27pm
Thread Starter 
I'm not sure why this throwaway thread from over a year ago was the one in which the guy decided to make his first post.
post #9 of 10
6/29/06 at 2:27pm
My favorite MJ joke:

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Highlight for answer: One walks on the moon... and the other fucks little boys.
post #10 of 10
6/29/06 at 2:33pm
Since this thread is bumped maybe you guys can help me find a punchline for for this set-up:

Why did Eric Clapton's son fall out of a 53rd story window?
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