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Jacob Singer inches ever closer to the grave?

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Happy Birthday, old git!
post #2 of 29
Happy Birthday Jacob. Hope you get all the goodies you've ever wanted today
post #3 of 29
Happy Birthday, Jacob!
post #4 of 29
Happy birthday to one of my favorite chewers, EVAH.

Hope it's a great one, Jacob.
post #5 of 29
How terribly depressing to be 44 when we're only half a century away from mastering the human genome and achieving eternal life.

Enjoy your cake, Jacob!
post #6 of 29
Screw the cake. Enjoy the scotch. Happy Bday!
post #7 of 29
Happy birthday, you big mean person, you.
post #8 of 29
Here's to you!
post #9 of 29
Happy Birthday!
post #10 of 29
So that's why we've been having these nasty thunderstorms every night here in the ATL...the gods are trying assassinate Singer by lightning bolt.

Happy birthday to one of the few people on the boards that is older than me! Woo hoo!
post #11 of 29
Singer, have a great one, you bastard!

Also...age less.
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Hey, how did you get my driver's license photo, Whitehead?

Thanks everybody. Such a nice little treat to hit the boards and see this. You folks are the bee's knees.

Now get off my lawn.
post #13 of 29
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Hey, how did you get my driver's license photo, Whitehead?
Don't be coy. I have it on good authority that's one of your baby photos.
post #14 of 29
From one older gentleman to another, I bid thee Salutations on the day of your birth! Hopefully you get to run over some punk kids on your way to buy Viagra and 10 more cats for your house.
post #15 of 29
Inching closer to the grave? That guy has to have one foot in there by now. Happy Birthday, Singer!
post #16 of 29
As one of the fellow ancient ones on this board, I wish you happy birthday. Now go celebrate with low mileage teenage hookers and some KB.
post #17 of 29
Happy Birthday Jake...


Also, I think you're just about dead now, anyway. You're playing out your life right now in your mind as you've been dying on a slab somewhere in 'Nam.
post #18 of 29
Happy birthday to your old smelly wrinkly video gaming movie watching nut sack.
post #19 of 29
Happy Birfday, Jacob. Where the fuck is Flowery Branch anyways?
post #20 of 29
Give me your address and I'll send you some Metamucil.

Happy Birthday!
post #21 of 29
Hope you're having a good one, sir.

I got dibs on Singer's cryogenically frozen noggin, by the way.
post #22 of 29
Keep on dodging the reaper, old buddy!
post #23 of 29
Happy Birthday, Mr. Singer. May a hundred of Charlie's Angels crumple your bedding on a hundred consecutive days.
post #24 of 29
Damn, how did I not see this. Have a good one Singer, put some time in with your shiny new copy of Untold Legends, I think you'll dig it.
post #25 of 29
With age comes wisdom and maturity and you have both in spades. It's always a pleasure interacting with you here at CHUD and obviously I'm not the only one who thinks so.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACOB!
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Happy Birthday.
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From a groggy, gin-induced stupor I thank all of you this morning. Had a GREAT 44th, and you guys made it even greater. Thanks again.
post #28 of 29
Belated Happies to you, hope the hangover wears off fast !
post #29 of 29
Belated birthday props to Jacob!! Huzzah!
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