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post #1 of 28
6/12/05 at 9:36pm
Thread Starter 
Many of us out there dislike our surnames (okay maybe just me) so if you were going to change your last name what would you have?

I get Skywalker, because Michael Joseph Skywalker has a nice ring to it I reckon. And when (if) I ever have a son/daughter I can always turn to him/her and say "and you, young Skywalker..". That would be AWESOME.

You can take this a seriously as you like, but if possible include your new name in the post so we can judge its suitability.
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post #2 of 28
6/12/05 at 10:43pm
My surname suddenly became very popular quite recently. People can finally fucking pronounce it. Thanks, Lindsay!

But, if I had to change it, I'd go with Bonesteel or maybe Pinkstaff.
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post #3 of 28
6/12/05 at 10:52pm
Shaft
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post #4 of 28
6/12/05 at 10:58pm
Porkenheimer
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post #5 of 28
6/12/05 at 10:59pm
Streebeck, as in Pep.
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post #6 of 28
6/12/05 at 11:23pm
i'd go for a completely new name altogether.
J. MoneybagsMcHorsecock
pretty much sums things up
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post #7 of 28
6/13/05 at 3:19am
Spielberg.
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post #8 of 28
6/13/05 at 8:57am
Steelbell. Jim Steelbell. Not that my name's Jim...

Always liked the name Terwilliker, as in Dr T of the 5000 fingers, but only if I became a flasher/pedo/both. Then it would serve the Dickensian purpose of giving some semblance of my personality, as well as being my nom d'identite.

There's a guy in my office who's name is Phil Roughly - no kidding! That name rocks. There's a few gals around that i'd like to Phil Roughly...
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post #9 of 28
6/13/05 at 5:23pm
Two of my friends' names are Mike Steel and Alex Chambers.

Steel and Chambers.

They should just open up a PI agency, (one dedicated to the delicous sport of taking it to the streets).
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post #10 of 28
6/13/05 at 6:29pm
My first name's Jon, and I've been trying to get my friends to call me Johnny Drama. So far, they aren't cooperating...
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post #11 of 28
6/13/05 at 8:30pm
Thread Starter 
Anybody interested in Dundelinger?

Steel and Chambers - thats fucking awesome.
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post #12 of 28
6/14/05 at 5:50am
Ive always liked my name, Savage is a pretty cool last name to have. Although I think to make it turly cool i need to get a Doctorate.
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post #13 of 28
6/14/05 at 6:35am
I only have to look at my relatives to get some good ideas
Ryder Bush and his son Rider Bush Jr. – no shit real names
There is also a Babe Bush
Or I could go with Popcorn Fields – again I’m serious (or same surname but with Squirrel or Turtle)

I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, “Yes, my name’s Todd. Todd Blankenship.” Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship.
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post #14 of 28
6/14/05 at 3:10pm
Werner Brandes would be sweet in a nerdy kinda way.

That way everytime I opened a door I could say "My name is Werner Brandes, my voice is my passport. Verify me."
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post #15 of 28
6/17/05 at 3:53am
Quote:
Originally Posted by moovyphreak
Streebeck, as in Pep.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hogan
Werner Brandes would be sweet in a nerdy kinda way.

That way everytime I opened a door I could say "My name is Werner Brandes, my voice is my passport. Verify me."
Both of these are complete awesome sauce. If I were to get a new name, I would want Thrustbone.

Jay Thrustbone has a nice ring to it...
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post #16 of 28
6/17/05 at 12:35pm
When I was born, I was given the name of Christian Graham. Then everyone convinced my mother to name me after my uncle Rick. So my name became Richard Graham.
Last year, my mother found out the man she thought was her father, wasn't. Her real father's last name was Pettit. So I should actually be called Richard Pettit. My father's name is Burkhardt, but he let when I was 2 years old, I haven't seen him since. So I could have been Richard Burkhardt, or Christian Burkhardt.
I have mentioned I'm from Missouri right? (Cue the Deliverance theme)
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post #17 of 28
6/17/05 at 1:11pm
Brad Painrocket has kind of a nice ring to it.
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post #18 of 28
6/18/05 at 8:11am
Murtaugh.
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post #19 of 28
6/18/05 at 8:27am
Thread Starter 
Just trying a few out here:

Michael J Knickerbocker

Michael J Valiant

Michael J Hasselhoff (did I spell that right?)

Michael J Baggins

Michael W Bush

Michael W S Anderson

Michael J Johansson (cos I'm gonna take her name when we get married)

Michael J Fudcrucker (my favourite)

Michael J Night Shyamalan

Michael J J Binks
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post #20 of 28
6/18/05 at 1:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviatedPrevert
Just trying a few out here:

Michael J Knickerbocker

Michael J Valiant

Michael J Hasselhoff (did I spell that right?)

Michael J Baggins

Michael W Bush

Michael W S Anderson

Michael J Johansson (cos I'm gonna take her name when we get married)

Michael J Fudcrucker (my favourite)

Michael J Night Shyamalan

Michael J J Binks
How about Michael J Skywalker?
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post #21 of 28
6/18/05 at 6:52pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Griffith
How about Michael J Skywalker?
Got that one. Up top. You think it suits me? Not too, er, geeky?

Michael J Verbinsky

Michael J Groening

Michael J Palpatine (Yeah!)

Michael J Kenobi (getting a bit silly now)

Michael J Watanabe

Michael J Clousseau (Facts, Hercule, facts!)

Michael J Dicaprio

Michael J Da Vinci Code

Michael J Calrissian

Michael J Celebrate the Love, Yub Nub!!
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post #22 of 28
6/20/05 at 8:23am
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviatedPrevert
Michael J Celebrate the Love, Yub Nub!!
That one might be a bit of a bitch when signing a credit card statement.
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post #23 of 28
6/22/05 at 8:35pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviatedPrevert
Got that one. Up top. You think it suits me? Not too, er, geeky?

Michael J Verbinsky

Michael J Groening

Michael J Palpatine (Yeah!)

Michael J Kenobi (getting a bit silly now)

Michael J Watanabe

Michael J Clousseau (Facts, Hercule, facts!)

Michael J Dicaprio

Michael J Da Vinci Code

Michael J Calrissian

Michael J Celebrate the Love, Yub Nub!!
How about....Michael J Sarah Conner?
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post #24 of 28
6/23/05 at 6:39pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Griffith
How about....Michael J Sarah Conner?

Michael J Asta La Vista!

Some more Star Wars ideas:

Michael J Sebulba (love that guy)

Michael J Sio Bibble

Michael J Panaka

Michael J Sifo-dyas! (Yes! It was ME!)

Michael J Tragic Tale of Darth Plageuis

Michael J NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Michael J Whats Daaa Situation Commander?

Michael J Lost The Will To Live
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post #25 of 28
6/25/05 at 6:04am
Michael J Get To Dah Choppahs.
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post #26 of 28
6/26/05 at 12:37pm
Briscoe.
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post #27 of 28
6/28/05 at 11:18am
I'd change my entire name to Vanderlai McCrookedeyes.
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post #28 of 28
6/28/05 at 12:16pm
"Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!"
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