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CHUD's Top 100 Ahnold Lines

post #1 of 55
6/12/05 at 11:41pm
Thread Starter 
Ok, in this thread people suggested that instead of the AFI's top 100 quotes, we should have Ahnold's top 100 lines. Since this, by nature, would be 100 times more interesting than what the AFI's list will end up being, let's do it here. Post your best Ahnold lines. Top 100 to be revealed the same day as the AFI's list.. June 20th. If you want to repost the ones from the other thread, fine, but I'll already include them.

I'll start with this from Commando:

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right, Matrix! You did!"
"I LIED!"
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post #2 of 55
6/12/05 at 11:57pm
Personal favorites, both obvious and odd:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!"

"I live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"

"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."

"See you at the party, Richter!"

"Get to da choppa!"
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post #3 of 55
6/13/05 at 12:09am
"No it's not a tumor. It's not a tumor."

"I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do."

"Fuck you, asshole."

"Sarah Conner?"

"I love you too, sweetheart."
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post #4 of 55
6/13/05 at 12:26am
"Bennnny!!! SCREWWWWWW YOOOOOOOO!!
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post #5 of 55
6/13/05 at 12:28am
"Stick around."
my personal favorite
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post #6 of 55
6/13/05 at 12:46am
"Pumping is better then cumming."
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post #7 of 55
6/13/05 at 1:02am
Just because I want ERASER to have a few on the list:

"If you drop your gun now, I promise I won't kill you."

"You're luggage!"
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post #8 of 55
6/13/05 at 1:11am
best: why don't dey just call him gurl joowaj?
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post #9 of 55
6/13/05 at 1:14am
"Nice night for a valk."

"A FREEZE is coming!"

"Vhat da hell are you?"

"My men are not expendable. And I don't do dis verk."
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post #10 of 55
6/13/05 at 1:25am
"Vat killed de dinosaurs? DE ICE AGE!!!!!"
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post #11 of 55
6/13/05 at 1:51am
"Consider this a divorce!"

"I let him go."

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

"Yes, but they were all bad."
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post #12 of 55
6/13/05 at 4:31am
I could not sleep until tossing out a few from a film that does not get enough credit for its Arnoldisms.

"We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise."

"I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue."

"Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!"

And what may be his most underrated quote ever:

"Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock."

God bless you Jericho Cane! If not for you we'd all be swimming in the fires of hell.
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post #13 of 55
6/13/05 at 4:34am
"You're NOT sending ME to the COOLER!"
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post #14 of 55
6/13/05 at 4:45am
End of Days also has these to offer:

-"Maarge WHAT DA FUCK??"

-"Stop being such a POOSY!"


Kindergarten Cop:

-"Yah!! SAK(Zack) is da WINNUH!!"


Last Action Hero:

-"Help Mee! Get me outta here! MY GOD! DIS MAN'S NOT DED!!"


6th Day:

-Arnold #1- COOL!
-Arnold #2- Cool.

-"In de damn minivan...."
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post #15 of 55
6/13/05 at 6:55am
Can't sleep, partly because it's Monday morning and partly because I have these on the brain:

"Uplinks on the ground. Uplinks underground. You guys don't shut up, I'm going to uplink your ass... you'll be on the ground!"

"How bout' a light?"

Take that Jim Brown as Fireball!
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post #16 of 55
6/13/05 at 7:36am
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
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post #17 of 55
6/13/05 at 7:51am
"Sue me, dickhead!"

"Guy's a fucking asshole!"

"BLONDES"
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post #18 of 55
6/13/05 at 8:44am
"Killian! Here's your Subzero! Now....PLAIN Zero!"

"...I'm pregnant."

"Hey Claudius! You killed my father. BIG mistake."

And how did the thread get this far without....

"You are one ugly motherfucker."
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post #19 of 55
6/13/05 at 8:50am

For your consideration

Its all about delivery, obviously.

Commando:

"WRONG!" (Shotgun blast)

"Please don't wake my friend, he's dead tired."

"I'm ay-er sick."

"All that matters to me now is Chenny".

Total Recall:

"Come on baby, you know you're the woman of my treams"

"Look who's talking!"

(Staccato) "Consider-id-a-divorce" (My personal favourite)

Predator:

"Stick around"

"You're one ugly motherfucker!"

The Running Man:

"He had to split"

The Sixth Day:

Arnie: "I might be back."
Pet Shop Guy: "You'll be back."

True Lies:

Arnie: "You remember my hand cuffs?"
Creepy Torture Guy:"Yeeessss"
Arnie: "I picked dem"
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post #20 of 55
6/13/05 at 9:25am
Recall:
"If im not me, den who da hell am I?"

Red heat
"Capitilism"
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post #21 of 55
6/13/05 at 10:25am
Thread Starter 
A few more, just so some films get represented:

Twins:

"What the hell did you do to him?!"
"I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy."

Jingle All The Way:

"Hey buddy you want a Turbo Man doll?"
"Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on YOUR lap."

Collateral Damage:

"What's the difference between you and I?"
"The difference is, I'm just gonna kill you."

T3:

"You gotta be shitting me!"
"No. I am not shitting you."

Ugh. Well, I guess we all know by now this list is going to be 80s heavy...
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post #22 of 55
6/13/05 at 11:19am
T2:

"I promise not to kill anyone."

"This is the vehicle's top speed."

T2-3D:

"John, stop helping me."

"He was my college roommate."
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post #23 of 55
6/13/05 at 11:39am
My favorite Arnold delivery -

"Fuck you asshole!" (click)

"Fuck you, asshole!"
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post #24 of 55
6/13/05 at 12:41pm
From Total Recall:

AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
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post #25 of 55
6/13/05 at 12:45pm
True Lies: "You're Fired!"

"Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired."

"First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that chisel and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck."

T2: I can't believe nobody has mentioned " I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

"I need a Vaction"

Finally some quotes from Red Heat which I think is one of the most overlooked Arnie movies. I actually Really like that movie.

"I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk!"

"Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head. "

"How do you Soviets deal with stress?"
"Vodka"

"Do you know Miranda?"
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post #26 of 55
6/13/05 at 12:54pm
(Last Action Hero)

To be, or not to be.

Not to be.


-and-

(T3)

Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death.
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post #27 of 55
6/13/05 at 3:01pm
"When I die I will have to go before him. And he will ask me 'What is the riddle of steel?' And if I don't know he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me! That's Crom! Strong on his mountain!"

"Crom laughs at your Four Winds."

"Snakes?! DID YOU SAY SNAKES?!"

"Come on Cohaagen. You got what you want. Give dees peeple ay-er!"

"What the FUCK did I do wrong!"

"Get your ass to Maas."
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post #28 of 55
6/13/05 at 3:18pm
Raw Deal-
"Honey, you shouldn't drink and bake."

Conan The Destroyer-
"Lot on your knife..burp!... I mean, not on your life."

"Enough talk!"
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post #29 of 55
6/13/05 at 3:35pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
"Get your ass to Maas."
For everyone's viewing and listening pleasure. . .
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post #30 of 55
6/13/05 at 5:38pm
Can't believe this one hasn't gotten love, Last Action Hero: "You vant to be a farhma? Earz a couple of achers!"
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post #31 of 55
6/13/05 at 6:10pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
Can't believe this one hasn't gotten love, Last Action Hero: "You vant to be a farhma? Earz a couple of achers!"
Winner.
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post #32 of 55
6/13/05 at 8:38pm
From T3:

"Ain-gah is more yooz-full than dees-pay-er."
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post #33 of 55
6/14/05 at 6:27pm
True Lies:

"Stop....cheering...me...up!"
"What we're you thinking? I mean I had the guy... Look at me when I talk to you!"

T2:

"He'll live."
"Hasta la vieesta baby."
"Chill-out deekwaad."

Predator:

"The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
"So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us inta a meat grinder."

Pumping Iron:

"Milk is for babies. I drink beer."
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post #34 of 55
6/14/05 at 8:09pm

one more

We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it
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post #35 of 55
6/14/05 at 10:23pm
Thread Starter 
Nice.. the total for those of you playing at home is 92 quotes and counting. I know there's more out there, hell the Running Man has 10 more alone.

"I think I'm going to throw up."
"Go ahead.. won't show up on this shirt."

I'm thinking of posting a word .doc file with all the quotes on Friday, and asking people to send me their top 20 over the weekend. I'll tabulate the votes and we'll come up with the 100.
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post #36 of 55
6/14/05 at 11:50pm
I just sort of scrolled down but I didn't yet see a line that isn't all that funny but worked great in the context of the film:

"Come with me if you want to live."

It's not from a film but way back Arnold did a top 10 Letterman list of his rejected one liners. The #1 spot has always stuck with me. "Time to make the donuts YOU BASTARD!"

Of course there could also be a top 100 list of Arnold political quotes, my favorite has to be "I have inhaled, exhaled everything."
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post #37 of 55
6/16/05 at 1:00pm
"Let off some steam Bennett......"
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post #38 of 55
6/16/05 at 1:28pm
"Whad are yoo dooeeng? De building is on fie-yah!"

"No moah complaining. No moah 'Mr. Kimble, I have to go de bathroom'. Nothing! Deyeah is no bathroom!"

"Weah going to play a wonderful game called..."Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

"Are dese owal yeh lunchez? You mean you eat other peoples' lunchez? STOP IT!"

"DE BRIDGE IS OOOOWWWUUUTTT!"
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post #39 of 55
6/16/05 at 3:23pm
The quotes from Pumping Iron aren't exactly correct:

Quote:
Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.
Quote:
It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
Quote:
You make too much noise! Has to be very quiet in here, like in a Church!
Quote:
I don't have any weak points. I had weak points three years ago, but my main thing in mind is, my goal always was, to even out everything to the point... that everything is perfect. Which means if I want to increase one muscle a half inch, the rest of the body has to increase. I would never make one muscle increase or decrease, because everything fits together now, and all I have to do is get my posing routine down more perfect, which is almost impossible to do, you know. It's perfect already.
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post #40 of 55
6/16/05 at 11:47pm
Hercules: Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?

Jehnna: I suppose nothing hurts you.
Conan: Only pain.

Kalidor: If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered.

Matrix: Fly or die.

Damon Killian: You bastard! Drop dead!
Ben Richards: I don't do requests.
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post #41 of 55
6/17/05 at 1:06am
Danny Madigan: You think you're funny, don't you?
Jack Slater: I know I am. I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger.
Danny Madigan: Schwarzenegger!
Jack Slater: Gesundheit.
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post #42 of 55
6/17/05 at 1:52am
"I'll be back" Obviously #1 on the list
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post #43 of 55
6/17/05 at 2:47am
This thread is the best thing on the internet.
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post #44 of 55
6/17/05 at 4:16am
"Oh, cookies! I can't wait to toss them."

Meh. The only two good things about 'Twins' were Kelly Preston and Heather Graham in the flashback.
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post #45 of 55
6/17/05 at 4:52pm
Thread Starter 
Ok, as promised, here's the file with what has been compiled so far. I also found a pretty good Arnie one-liner tribute site and chucked a few of the better ones from them on there.

So look at the file, and either PM or email with your top 20 quotes.
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post #46 of 55
6/18/05 at 3:50pm
This list cannot be complete without:

"AH'M not a pervert!"
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post #47 of 55
6/19/05 at 1:06am
Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?

Detective John Kimble: I'm the party pooper.

Flight Attendant: Is your wife okay, sir?
Detective John Kimble: Compared to what?

Joseph: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!
Detective John Kimble: Thanks for the tip.

Danny Madigan: How'd you know someone was in there?
Jack Slater: There's always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
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post #48 of 55
7/12/07 at 1:57am
Last Action Hero:

"Iced dat guy....cone a phrase."

"Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like rearranging my sock drawers? And two, how exactly you gonna snap your fingers after I rip off both your thumbs?"

"Oh, I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce."
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post #49 of 55
7/12/07 at 2:24am
Twins:

"Take out da papers and da trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen fluur
You ain't gonna rock and roll no muur
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Excuse me. I just have never
heard this kind of music befoure."
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post #50 of 55
7/12/07 at 3:38pm
Batman and Robin:

"Adam... and EEEEVIL"
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