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caption this - Batman style

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You know, Spiderman and I share more than just villians. Hey, wait ... you're not Mary Jane.
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"It puts the lotion in the basket."
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Remind me not to get that Escher guy to design the Bat Cave again.
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You're right - Herbal Essences does make your hair seem healthier and more shiny.
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"With the rest of the band piled neatly in a dumpster out back, Batman's secret crusade against Creed was about to come to a glorious end."
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"Hey Bats - what if I'm hanging from the ceiling and you're standing on the floor? That would be awesome. Man, this is some good blow."
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Batman quickly disposed of Hugh Jackman, effectively stopping production on Steven Sommers' Van Helsing II: Van With A Vengeance.
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Christian Bale as Batman, takes a moment of pause to realize just what happened to Val Kilmer after his turn at the bat.
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Batman immediately regretted making his entire suit out of Velcro.
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"I haven't been this uncomfortable on a film shoot since I made VELVET GOLDMINE."
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"I am the night! I am the Batma...ooh, is that CNN? Did they announce the Michael Jackson verdict yet?"
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It wasn't so much the suit, or the fighting prowess, or the imposing figure that made criminals fear Batman. It was his penchant for nibbling their earlobes that did it.
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Batman: "Meet me at the the Gotham Park rest stop at midnight, bring lube...and a domino mask."

Thug: "*Sniff* *Sniff* Wait...is that Drakkar?"

Batman: "Why yes it is."
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"It's ok, Spawn is holding my legs."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tcjsavannah
Remind me not to get that Escher guy to design the Bat Cave again.
Nice. You win.
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"Hey buddy, did you see that dragon movie I was in? Me neither."
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"Crazy Glue on the Batpole. Good one."
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"Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons. "


I totally copy/pasted.
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Sadly, test audiences just didn't find Batman's upside-down kiss scene as sexy as the one in Spider-Man.
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"Of all the food I can eat upside down, Jell-O is my favorite."
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"Man...all the blood is rushing to my head....I feel like it's about to expl...damnit.....I just shat myself. Do you know how hard it is to get this fucking suit off?!"
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"This scares the hell out of my cats."
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As bad as Jonny thought he had it right now, Inverted Batman was nothing compared to the fury of Backwards Green Lantern.
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"Who are you?"
"I'm Batman."

I WIN
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We have all been SHAMED.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
"Who are you?"
"I'm Batman."

I WIN
Loser.
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"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
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"I see London, I see France, if you look up you'll see I'm not wearing underpants."
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"Ra's Al Ghul? More like Ra's Al Fool! Am I right pal?"
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Batman: "I can take you higher Mr. Stapp."
Scott: "Higher? To a place with golden streets?"
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"Ahem...um..hi, there. This is really embarrassing but I ...seem to have gotten my...erm...Batarang stuck in my zipper. Could you maybe, if you're not busy, gimme a hand? No? Could you call Dick Grayson? No wait, come back! Zatanna, what about Zatanna...?"
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Shouldn't your cape be all over me or something?
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