Tastiest bird ever to appear on Star Trek

Feeling vaguely bored, so...


Sherry Jackson, TOS, "What are Little Girls Made of?":

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There was also that model from the car adverts. Dark eyes, chestnut hair. Driving along, her man says to her, "Darling, I'm leaving you," or something like that.

In ST, she played some kind of Irish woman from some encampment which had to be transported on the ship to somewhere else. Solar flares..."Up the Long Ladder," yet another lousy TNG ep. There's this batch of people from Ireland who are about to get fried by solar flares, and then on a hunch they go rescue the rest of the people from their ship, who are all clones, and they need fresh clone juice, so they steal clone juice from Riker and Pulaski and...um, don't ask.

Famke Janssen was hot in "The Perfect Mate" on TNG.

Tasha Yar's sister...you can definitely see her camel's toe, plus nice rump, too:

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Definitely an old-skool Trekker meself, too. (Ironically, it happens that a Star Trek NOVEL -- Federation -- beats the living shit out of most anything done on film during the last 20-odd years...go figure. The Reeves-Stevenses totally nailed the inner voices of TOS characters in that one.)

Sherry....ahhh, Sherry. And Leslie. Forgot about luscious Leslie. Not even a Greek god could contain thee.

All hail costume macher Bill Theiss.

As for that Irish chick, just another diversionary woman passenger who hooks up with Riker to make you forget he was probably a raving homosexual in real life.

The brilliance of "Mudd's Women" is the way that you go wow, and then you go totally off them later on. Whenever I think of this episode, I mostly remember how the women went rough. I don't like women with bold heads.

Yvonne Craig was hot.

The two Spock books (which were actually later referenced in places on Enterprise this past season) were penned by Josepha Sherman and Susan Shwartz, but those two novels totally killed. Great stuff. The Reeves-Stevens wrote the equally bitchin' Prime Directive hardcover (Kirk and the Enterprise accidentally trigger a nuclear holocaust on a world) and collaborated with Shatner on The Ashes of Eden and The Return series. Federation came out about a month before Generations, but contained advance information from it.

They know Star Trek better than anyone else living; scant wonder Manny Coto ran right out and locked them down as series story editors last year once the Berman/Braga handcuffs were removed. "Continuity porn," my ass.

One read, and you'll know why Federation owns not only you, but also your friends, your pets, your house, your car, and your entire tribe going back to the plains of Persia.



Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd).

Mädchen Amick in that one TNG episode.

Caithlin Dar (Cynthia Gouw), or the Klingon fitness babe from ST V.

I should point out that Barbara Luna playing Marlena Moreau in "Mirror, Mirror" was the prototypical Eva Longoria of the ST universe: a desperate "housewife" to a maniacal womanizer, scheming for power and riches.



...We ALL bow to will of the Intendent, though. Even Flaming Mariposa Riker.

Chase Masterson. What gets me is the way so many of these women seem to go from DD to C size between episodes? Is there a hidden air valve? (Great, classy lady, very cool, and a heck of a singer, though.)

Made Mischa Barton go back on the cock this past year; that mouth won't be a problem.

The cool thing about Jittlov's film is that it was made on about two-thirds the budget normally spent on one episode of any Trek show from 1991 onward. Worth renting, worth buying a copy, if you can find the "good cut," not the one SGE re-marketed. (Mike in about a million different behind-the-camera functions, D.P. Russ Carpenter, music by John Massari, lotsa production work by Devin Chierighino.)



(You want to see a REALLY scary prediction? Get out your tape/laserdisc of Wizard of Speed and Time, and look at the name of the theater near the end, the place that's running "Mud Wrestlers from Mars.")