I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
Something about this picture makes me laugh uncontrollably. Maybe it's because Carrie Fisher has turned into a hunchback and Spielberg is trying to punch her. Maybe it's because Harrison looks exactly like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Or maybe it's because George's expression suggests that his penis just fell off. It's hard telling.
As a mob of angry fanboys approach them, George Lucas and Carrie Fischer react in fear, knowing that their time has finally come. Spielberg and Ford, however, are ecstatic as they realize that as soon as Lucas is out of the picture, they can finally get Frank Darabont's Indy IV script made.
The four Hollywood legends (well, 3 and Carrie Fisher) show off each of their new plastic surgeries after the celebration:
Lucas shows off his chin amputation
Carrie, her brand new hunchback\moustache implant
Harrison, his new street-caricature style nose
and finally Spielberg, with his forehead extension
In an unfortunate mix-up, Spielberg's fist was also attached to Carrie Fisher's shoulder.
tap, tap, hey dad, you know what would be sweet is like, if Indy had a teengae son, you know, about my age, that'd be sweet, don't you think, is that in the script, huh, dad...dad? Oh sweet jesus, it's the slave leia cosplayers!
Following Michaels's example, the 'new-look' Billy Dee Williams shows his new face at the Neverland 'Hall of Mirrors'; Steve and Harrison stand straight-faced as he probes Lucas about the promised Lando Calrissian spin-off TV show...