Arnold's Top 100 Movie Quotes: THE LIST

Ok, tonight's the AFI's top 100 lines. Face it - they suck. So, in this thread we discussed Arnold Schwarzenegger's top 100 lines. Here's the list. I'll release them throughout the night, call it counter-programming. Here's 100 through 66.


100. "Oh, cookies! I can't wait to toss them." - Julius Benedict, 'Twins'
99. "Someone you trust wants to talk to you."
"Who is it this time, my Mother?!" - Douglas Quaid, 'Total Recall'
98. "I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue." - Jericho Cane, 'End of Days'
97. "If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered." - Kalidor, 'Red Sonja'
96. "Why don't they just call him Girl George?" - John Matrix, 'Commando'
95. "My name is Julius and I'm your TWIN brother."
"Oh obviously! The moment I sat down I though I was looking into a mirror."
"We're not identical twins." - Julius Benedict, 'Twins'
94. "Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired." - Harry Tasker, 'True Lies'
93. "You've seen those movies where they say "Make my day." or "I'm your worst nightmare.", well listen to this one. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers!" - Jack Slater, 'Last Action Hero'
92. "I'm going to throw up all over you."
"Go ahead... won't show on this shirt." - Ben Richards, 'The Running Man'
91. "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" - Mr. Freeze, 'Batman and Robin'
90. "If you drop your gun now, I promise I won't kill you." - John Kruger, 'Eraser'
89. "That's for sleeping with my wife!" - Adam Gibson, 'The 6th Day'
88. "They're six year olds... how much trouble can they be?" - John Kimble, 'Kindergarten Cop'
87. "Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death." - Terminator, 'Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines'
86. "Surprise, I'm your new cellmate. And I've come to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter... has come at last." - Mr. Freeze, 'Batman and Robin'
85. "They even think I'm your girlfriend."
"Well we can straighten that out.. see this camera up there.. I can strangle you for the home audience." - Ben Richards, 'The Running Man'
84. "Capitalism!" - Ivan Danko, 'Red Heat'
83. "You're luggage!" - John Kruger, 'Eraser'
82. "How do you Soviets deal with stress?"
"Vodka" - Ivan Danko, 'Red Heat'
81. "Are these all your lunches? You mean you eat other peoples' lunches? STOP IT!!" - John Kimble, 'Kindergarten Cop'
80. "Leave anything for us?"
"Just bodies." - John Matrix, 'Commando'
79. "If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Dutch Schaeffer, 'Predator'
78. "Hey buddy you want a Turbo Man doll?"
"Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on YOUR lap." - Howard Langston, 'Jingle All The Way'
77. "When I die I will have to go before him. And he will ask me 'What is the riddle of steel?' And if I don't know he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me! That's Crom! Strong on his mountain!" - Conan, 'Conan the Barbarian'
76. "Killian! Here's your Subzero! Now....plain zero!" - Ben Richards, 'The Running Man'
75. "So the prince of darkness wants to conquer earth. He has to do it one hour before midnight. Is this eastern time?" - Jericho Cane, 'End of Days'
74. "I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do." - Terminator, 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'
73. "To be, or not to be."
"Not to be." - Jack Slater, 'Last Action Hero'
72. "We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it." - John Matrix, 'Commando'
71. "No more complaining. No more 'Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom'. Nothing! There is no bathroom!" - John Kimble, 'Kindergarten Cop'
70. "This isn't a plane, this is a canoe with wings!"
"Then get in and start paddling." - John Matrix, 'Commando'
69. "Benny!! Screw you!!" - Douglas Quaid, 'Total Recall'
68. "The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
"So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us inta a meat grinder." - Dutch Schaeffer, 'Predator'
67. "What happened?"
"They caught a train." - John Kruger, 'Eraser'
66. "So who are you man?"
"I'm the party pooper." - John Kimble, 'Kindergarten Cop'

Lines 65-36

65. "When I said you should screw yourself. I didn't mean it literally." - Adam Gibson, 'The 6th Day'
64. "I suppose nothing hurts you."
"Only pain." - Conan, 'Conan the Destroyer'
63. "Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head. " - Ivan Danko, 'Red Heat'
62. "It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'Pumping Iron'
61. "If revenge is a dish best cold... then put on your Sunday's finest, it's time to feast!" - Mr. Freeze, 'Batman and Robin'
60. "We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise." - Jericho Cane, 'End of Days'
59. "Come with me if you want to live." - Terminator, 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'
58. "What's the difference between you and I?"
"The difference is, I'm just gonna kill you." - Gordy Brewer, 'Collateral Damage'
57. "What the hell are you?" - Dutch Schaeffer, 'Commando'
56. "You're not sending me to the Cooler!" - Mr. Freeze, 'Batman and Robin'
55. "You gotta be shitting me!"
"No. I am not shitting you." - Terminator, 'Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines'
54. "You gotta be shitting me!"
"No. I am not shitting you." - Ivan Danko, 'Red Heat'
53. "Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline." - John Kimble, 'Kindergarten Cop'
52. "You think you're funny, don't you?"
"I know I am. I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger."
"Schwarzenegger!"
"Gesundheit." - Jack Slater, 'Last Action Hero'
51. "Hey Claudius! You killed my father. Big mistake." - Jack Slater, 'Last Action Hero'
50. "Snakes?! DID YOU SAY SNAKES?!" - Conan, 'Conan the Barbarian'
49. "Don't break radio silence until they see me."
"How will I know?"
"Because all fucking hell is going to break loose." - John Matrix, 'Commando'
48. "The bridge is out!!!" - Harry Tasker, 'True Lies'
47. "They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day." - Jericho Cane, 'End of Days'
46. "Uplinks on the ground. Uplinks underground. You guys don't shut up, I'm going to uplink your ass... you'll be on the ground!" - Ben Richards, 'The Running Man'
45. "Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?" - Hercules, 'Hercules in New York'
44. "Fuck YOU, asshole!" - John Matrix, 'Commando'
43. "First I will turn Gotham into an icy graveyard. Then I will pull Batman's heart from his body and feel it freeze in my hand." - Mr. Freeze, 'Batman and Robin'
42. "Come on Cohagen. You got what you want. Give these people air!!" - Douglas Quaid, 'Total Recall'
41. "What happened to Buzzsaw?"
"Ahhh.. he had to split." - Ben Richards, 'The Running Man'
40. "Don't disturb my friend... he's dead tired." - John Matrix, 'Commando'
39. "Crom. I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought and why we died. No, all that matter's is that two stood against many. That's what is important. Battle pleases you Crom. Grant me one request, grant me REVENGE. And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" - Conan, 'Conan the Barbarian'
38. "Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock." - Jericho Cane, 'End of Days'
37. "A freeze is coming!" - Mr. Freeze, 'Batman and Robin'
36. "Let off some steam, Bennett!" - John Matrix, 'Commando'

Yeah, well, they are at the back end. And I noticed that as his movies got later, they really tried to find the one-liners, as opposed to earlier flicks where they just 'happened'..

35 through 11

35. "You'd let me die here?"
"No. That's the last thing that will happen to you. First, the air's gonna heat up in here to 451 degrees. than your pass will explode like a Roman candle, your socks will ignite, and your fingernails will melt." - Gordy Brewer, 'Collateral Damage'
34. "You should clone yourself while your still alive."
"So I can understand your unique perspective?"
"No. So you can go fuck yourself!" - Adam Gibson, 'The 6th Day'
33. "I love you too, sweetheart." (In Sarah's mom's voice) - Terminator, 'The Terminator'
32. "You scared mutha fucka! This green beret is going to kick your ass!"
"I eat green berets for breakfast...and I am very hungry!" - John Matrix, 'Commando'
31. "Chill-out dickwad." - Terminator, 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'
30. "Honey, you shouldn't drink and bake." - Mark Kaminsky, 'Raw Deal'
29. "Iced that guy!" - Jack Slater, 'Last Action Hero'
28. "Where's Sully?"
"I let him go." - John Matrix, 'Commando'
27. "Nice night for a walk." - Terminator, 'The Terminator'
26. "I'm pregnant." - Dr. Alex Hesse, 'Junior'
25. "What have you been feeding this thing?"
"Blondes!" - Douglas Quaid, 'Total Recall'
24. "Stick around!" - Dutch Schaeffer, 'Predator'
23. "What the hell did you do to him?!"
"I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy." - Julius Benedict, 'Twins'
22. "You bastard! Drop dead!"
"I don't do requests." - Ben Richards, 'The Running Man'
21. "It's called the Miranda act.. it says you can't even touch his ass."
"I do not want to touch his ass.. I want to make him talk!" - Ivan Danko, 'Red Heat'
20. "You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!" - Jack Slater, 'Last Action Hero'
19. "First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that chisel and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck." - Harry Tasker, 'True Lies'
18. "Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'Pumping Iron'
17. "I promise not to kill anyone." / "He'll live." - Terminator, 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'
16. "Get to the chopper!!" - Dutch Schaeffer, 'Predator'
15. "Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" - Conan, 'Conan the Barbarian'
14. "Consider this a divorce!" - Douglas Quaid, 'Total Recall'
13. "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle." - Terminator, 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'
12. "No, it's not a tumor. It's not a tumor!" - John Kimble, 'Kindergarten Cop'
11. "Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!!" - Jericho Cane, 'End of Days'

And the top 10. I admit, a couple in here are personal choices. And to me, the #1 is indisputable, if only because Arnie put it in in some form in every movie after The Terminator.

10. "Get your ass to Mars." - Douglas Quaid, 'Total Recall'
9. "Fuck you, asshole." - Terminator, 'The Terminator'
8. "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right, Matrix! You did!"
"I LIED!" - John Matrix, 'Commando'
7. "Hasta la vista, baby." - Terminator, 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day'
6. "You are one ugly motherfucker." - Dutch Schaeffer, 'Predator'
5. "See you at the party, Richter!" - Douglas Quaid, 'Total Recall'
4. "I live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!" - Ben Richards, 'The Running Man'
3. "Are you Sarah Conner?" - Terminator, 'The Terminator'
2. "Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yes, but they were all bad!" - Harry Tasker, 'True Lies'
1. "I'll be back." - Terminator, 'The Terminator' (& Various)

Nice. You just can't get rid of him, even when he's overstayed his welcome.

The cut that was three months ago, same as this list.