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post #51 of 77
7/9/05 at 2:37am
Thanks for the tips. The "Don't Be Creepy" part is the one I should work on. My female co-workers always seem chatty with me but are often bothered at my lack of pants.
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post #52 of 77
7/9/05 at 3:12am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
My female co-workers always seem chatty with me but are often bothered at my lack of pants.
Snobby bitches!
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post #53 of 77
7/10/05 at 2:26am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Thanks for the tips. The "Don't Be Creepy" part is the one I should work on. My female co-workers always seem chatty with me but are often bothered at my lack of pants.
I'm bothered by women who discriminate against the pants-deficient. Haven't they had their corporate diversity training?
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post #54 of 77
7/10/05 at 3:08am
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Originally Posted by theslik1
I'm bothered by women who discriminate against the pants-deficient. Haven't they had their corporate diversity training?

I thought most companies required pants (in the British sense). Unless you're in the porn industry, or Sharon Stone.

Personally, I'm for men wearing pants. Most of them can't hardly dress themselves with that basic uniform; give them the option of skirts and there would be many more fashion faux pas. Besides, most men I know have legs that just aren't worth viewing. In select cases, however, kilts are strongly recommended.
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post #55 of 77
7/10/05 at 9:33am
You're in luck.
I know a girl who used to do porn and here's what happens.

Normally she didn't eat for a LEAST 12 hours before filming. Takes an enema on the day of filming. "warms up" for a half hour or so off camera with finger, butt plug etc....normally she was relaxed enough that it'd just slide right in.....She said it was only uncomfortable for the first few thrusts....11 inches isn't that long if you take into the account of the digestive tract.....there are cases of people that have had 1 litre coke bottles up there arses that have to be surgically removed....I don't think any of them died....


I've had anal sex quite often and I've NEVER had a poop problem yet....It's like Diva says...if you don't eat for a few hours before, take an enema ( you can pick up large sirynges at the chemists which do the job pretty well...just warm water ) and use alot of lubrication and warm up your partner properly ( finger her until it loosens up ) then there should be no problem. My wife has her strongest orgasms during anal sex...
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post #56 of 77
7/10/05 at 1:29pm
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Originally Posted by slowpulse
yes, but unfortunately not when there are guys around, right? i think that's what molti was complaining about.
Nope. Guys, Gals, doesn't matter. No there's no such thing as "too much info" when it comes to NYers. Total strangers on the subway will tell you about their rectal exam, if you give them the chance. That's why I'm reading a book or listening to music to avoid all interaction with other people.
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post #57 of 77
7/10/05 at 1:47pm
Too many people to respond to, so I'll put them all in one post.

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Originally Posted by CountZero
Elasticity?

The average vagina unstretched is about the same volume as your little finger. Offhand I'd say that the caboose has a bit more volume to play with. It's just that the entry is a lot tighter.

Frankly, as far as anal is concerned, I'd think a woman would be more concerned about girth than length. For what it's worth however,it's all conjecture on my part as I've never given or received and I have no real inclination to do either.
The tight entry (as well ass the tightness within the rectum) is precisely what makes anal so appealing for men. It's like fucking a virgin. Your 11" cocks will be happy little fuckers.

Girth is definitely an issue. However, I personally like girth (for both vaginal and anal sex). It makes you feel "filled" for lack of a better word. There's nothing worse than not feeling your partner inside you (whether it be he's too small or she's too loose).

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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
Sound's like a little lady we know might have rode shotgun down the Hershey highway with some lucky dude.

I think anal sex is way overused in porn flicks, but the huge come-bubbleing fart that sometimes follows makes it all worth while.
I tried it with my ex many years ago. It was fun, but ultimately vaginal sex is more satisfying.

"Huge come bubbling fart" has now entered my lexicon.

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Originally Posted by Hazzer
You're in luck.
I know a girl who used to do porn and here's what happens.

Normally she didn't eat for a LEAST 12 hours before filming. Takes an enema on the day of filming. "warms up" for a half hour or so off camera with finger, butt plug etc....normally she was relaxed enough that it'd just slide right in.....She said it was only uncomfortable for the first few thrusts....11 inches isn't that long if you take into the account of the digestive tract.....there are cases of people that have had 1 litre coke bottles up there arses that have to be surgically removed....I don't think any of them died....


I've had anal sex quite often and I've NEVER had a poop problem yet....It's like Diva says...if you don't eat for a few hours before, take an enema ( you can pick up large sirynges at the chemists which do the job pretty well...just warm water ) and use alot of lubrication and warm up your partner properly ( finger her until it loosens up ) then there should be no problem. My wife has her strongest orgasms during anal sex...
Holy crap! That's some preparation. I can't say I ever took an enema. That seems like it would loosen up your stool and cause you to poop more, rather than less. Also, no matter how often ones has anal sex, it will feel uncomfortable in the beginning (for the girl). But it should not hurt. If it hurts, stop. Something's wrong.
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post #58 of 77
7/10/05 at 1:52pm
I was watching this show on the Discovery channel the other day, I think it was called "the Anatomy of Sex", and an interesting fact I learned is that the penis is relaxed when erect and tense when flaccid. It kind of seems counterintuitive. In addition, the smaller the penis when flaccid, the larger it gets when erect. So guy's don't fret when you see a low hung man. He's not gonna get any bigger when he's stimulated.
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post #59 of 77
7/13/05 at 2:21pm
I don't think there's any foolproof way to avoid the pooping situation. Just date girls with tight bladders. But eleven inches? If your penis is that big, shouldn't you be doing other things more helpful to humanity with it? Like perhaps tying it to some sort of pulley system to rescue tsunami victims? I've seen lex Stelle, for the record, and I think he might be bigger than 11".
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post #60 of 77
7/14/05 at 8:19am
He, when I said enema I meant a "good washing out"......Yeah, a complete enema would be a little too much =)
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post #61 of 77
7/17/05 at 8:29pm
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Originally Posted by JGButler
If the G-Spot is supposedly on the upper wall of the vagina, how does anal sex stimulate it moreso than vaginal? Not a snarky question but rather one out of curiosity as I've been looking for that damn g-spot for awhile now to no avail.
It's not that anal sex stimulates anything more than vaginal sex....I don't know why but once my man and I get started I get really turned on and very wet. Love anal sex.
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post #62 of 77
7/26/05 at 8:42am
If anyone is interested then just give your other half some Amyl Nitrate, then they'll have an ass like a Wizards Sleeve.
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post #63 of 77
7/26/05 at 8:49am
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Originally Posted by DrVenkman
...then they'll have an ass like a Wizards Sleeve.
Or like a Clown's Pocket.
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post #64 of 77
7/26/05 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by DrVenkman
ass like a Wizards Sleeve
Just had to quote that again.
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post #65 of 77
7/26/05 at 4:19pm
Thread Starter 
Thanks for all the replies Chewers.

But I think the thread started in Misc. Culture about the guy who died being fucked by a horse has expained it all, and more.

Ass-fucked by Lex Steele: Live

Ass-fucked by Mr. Ed, Hidalgo, Trigger, Silver, Shadowfax, or The Black Stallion: Fatality
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post #66 of 77
7/27/05 at 8:43am
I wish I had an 11inch cock...instead of this monster.
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post #67 of 77
7/27/05 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
Ass-fucked by Lex Steele: Live

I bet that was a great concert.....


BA-DUM CHING!
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post #68 of 77
7/27/05 at 5:40pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Embrodak
I bet that was a great concert.....


BA-DUM CHING!
People in the front row got all sticky. No guitars or drums, only skin flutes.
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post #69 of 77
11/10/05 at 5:05pm
My fiancee and i are going to try anal sex. she was wondering if her pooper will be stretched out permanantly. I say probably not. I am not that big anyways, only about 7-8". I have been wondering about it though..,
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post #70 of 77
11/10/05 at 5:09pm
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Originally Posted by Danger D
My fiancee and i are going to try anal sex. she was wondering if her pooper will be stretched out permanantly. I say probably not. I am not that big anyways, only about 7-8". I have been wondering about it though..,
Behold, Danger D's first post. I so wish mine was as auspicious. Actually, it was. Cheers, Danger D!
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post #71 of 77
11/10/05 at 5:10pm
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Originally Posted by Danger D
My fiancee and i are going to try anal sex. she was wondering if her pooper will be stretched out permanantly. I say probably not. I am not that big anyways, only about 7-8". I have been wondering about it though..,
In diameter!?
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post #72 of 77
11/11/05 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
In diameter!?
No, I am about 7 or 8 inches in length. I have no idea what the diameter is. I would guess it is slighlty less than the diameter of a ping pong ball.

Does anal sex cause the anus to become distorted or anything?
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post #73 of 77
11/12/05 at 12:28pm
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Originally Posted by Danger D
Does anal sex cause the anus to become distorted or anything?

Just change the CONTRAST and BRIGHTNESS options afterwards, it should clear it right up.
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post #74 of 77
11/12/05 at 10:28pm
that was a serious question.
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post #75 of 77
11/13/05 at 12:29am
Physiologically speaking, it shouldn't, unless you tear the sphincter muscles. (Keep in mind that the anus is designed to temporarly dilate to a modest diameter to allow feces to pass.) Violence, lack of relaxation, or use of anything with an exceptionally large diameter could cause damage, but that should be pretty painful and obvious as it occurs. Consentual sex without any overly large sex aids shouldn't be a problem.

And as for the prior question about stimulation - the "g-spot" being on the "floor" of the vagina means that it is in the wall of the vagina that is against the rectum, meaning it can be stimulated from either side. Given the varying direction of the stimulation with various positions, some women find certain positions provide better stimulation than others. For men, the rectum is against the accessory sex glands (e.g. the prostate), and accessory sex gland massage is stimulatory.
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post #76 of 77
11/16/05 at 2:32pm
I'm surprised most of you have never tried anal sex with a woman before. Its actually a turn on for me. And besides there usually isn't poop just sitting there in the rectum just beyond the wall of the anus. Poo comes out of the lower intestine through the rectum and out the bunghole. Usually its pretty clean inside the rectum. I've had a lot of anal sex with girlfriends over the years, and there has never ever been a shit incident. Ever.
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post #77 of 77
11/16/05 at 2:55pm
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Originally Posted by Darkwish
I'm surprised most of you have never tried anal sex with a woman before. Its actually a turn on for me. And besides there usually isn't poop just sitting there in the rectum just beyond the wall of the anus. Poo comes out of the lower intestine through the rectum and out the bunghole. Usually its pretty clean inside the rectum. I've had a lot of anal sex with girlfriends over the years, and there has never ever been a shit incident. Ever.
Not a big fan of it, only odne it on request. I dont think women actually like it, merely the 'idea' of it. We all know that sex is very heavily a mental thing for thre girls.

There has been a 'shit' problem, and can occur due to loosening up the....ahem...'puckering ring'. Also I wouldnt try it if she has a dodgy tummy.

Besides...dont forget!!!....its buggery. Now i dont mind mentally or emotionally sodomising the ladies I enjoy, but I dont like it physically.

You gotta ask yourself why youre so bored of the original hole?

It also requires too much damn care:

'Ok, erm, slowly....ouch...too far!....slower, ok thats it, now keep doing that...NOT SO DEEP!....ok, ok, ok, thats good, thats good, thats good....'

'How is it?'

'Fuckin hurts'

At this point I have to stop, get out of the 'reverse cowgirl' (far and away the best way to do it for her), and finish the right way.

I guess what Im trying to say is...its too much like playing Buckaroo when Im in the mood for Hungry Hippos.......IMHO
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