CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Humor › A Daily Joke
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

A Daily Joke

post #1 of 10
7/6/05 at 7:22pm
Thread Starter 
"A friend of mine did the most amazing thing.
He caught a bullet in his teeth. He's dead, of course, but it was
amazing."
Reply
post #2 of 10
7/6/05 at 7:24pm
Thread Starter 
"We use mistletoe as an excuse to kiss strangers during the holidays.
Haven't people ever heard of chloroform?"
Reply
post #3 of 10
7/7/05 at 12:08pm
Aren't you the person that was against humor for uneducated dolts?
Reply
post #4 of 10
7/7/05 at 5:28pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
Aren't you the person that was against humor for uneducated dolts?


Yes, but I'm all for humor for EDUCATED dolts!
Reply
post #5 of 10
7/7/05 at 5:31pm
Thread Starter 
"I swam 400 laps today. And it wasn't easy. Half the time the shower
curtain was in the way."
Reply
post #6 of 10
7/7/05 at 5:35pm
Well, at least we've found a replacement for Jabba's unique brand of anti-humor now.
Reply
post #7 of 10
7/7/05 at 5:53pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
Well, at least we've found a replacement for Jabba's unique brand of anti-humor now.
Now that deserves a rim-shot!

I hate this thread already.
Reply
post #8 of 10
7/7/05 at 5:55pm
I should stay out of this thread. If anti-humor particles come into contact with traditional humor particles, it could cause a chain reaction, destroying the entire internet.
Reply
post #9 of 10
7/7/05 at 5:57pm
These are the hardest to stay out of though...you almost want him to keep going. It's fascinating to watch.
Reply
post #10 of 10
7/11/05 at 5:11am
take my wife... please.

this humour is better verbalised, as it works best in rapid succession, with vocal stylings and facial expressions. for example: the late, great Tommy Cooper.
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Humor
CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Humor › A Daily Joke