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post #1 of 27
7/28/05 at 10:20am
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post #2 of 27
7/28/05 at 10:22am
first hollow man joke gets banned.
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post #3 of 27
7/28/05 at 10:48am
Nicolas Cage turn-on's: Having his head be used for a gun-rest and biting into imaginary cheeseburgers...at the same time.
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post #4 of 27
7/28/05 at 11:01am
I heard the motivation for that scene was the threat of him having to sit through Con-Air....
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post #5 of 27
7/28/05 at 11:06am
"When I said 'Fuck you Jobu,' I MEANT 'Fuck you Jobu'!"
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post #6 of 27
7/28/05 at 11:08am
One of Cage's many on-set quirks was that he refused to begin filming any scene without first belting out "My Heart Will Go On" with accompanying heavy fire.
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post #7 of 27
7/28/05 at 11:10am
"Yo, dis here be the AK-47 Assault Rifle man. Makes a dishnizzle sound when it be fired. 'member it, homes."
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post #8 of 27
7/28/05 at 11:12am
"Lisa Marie? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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post #9 of 27
7/28/05 at 11:17am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Helix
One of Cage's many on-set quirks was that he refused to begin filming any scene without first belting out "My Heart Will Go On" with accompanying heavy fire.
Gold.
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post #10 of 27
7/28/05 at 11:28am
Nicolas Cage goes to extreme measures to get his comic book collection back.
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post #11 of 27
7/28/05 at 1:56pm
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Cage prepares for his highly-controversial role in Nelson Mandela: The Prison Years.
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post #12 of 27
7/28/05 at 3:01pm
After being turned down for roles in Superman and Spider-Man, Cage resorted to extreme measures to ensure he'd play a comic book superhero in Ghost Rider.
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post #13 of 27
7/28/05 at 3:42pm
demands FUNNY caption?
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post #14 of 27
7/28/05 at 3:52pm
Cage's acting proven to be 30% more lethal than bullets.
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post #15 of 27
7/28/05 at 4:23pm
A bullet to the head was the only merciful way to dispatch what was left of Cage's artistic integrity.
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post #16 of 27
7/28/05 at 4:44pm
"Can't you freaks see? HE'S DOING HIS CHOCOLATE MOUSSE IMPRESSION!"
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post #17 of 27
7/28/05 at 5:21pm
I don't know about a caption but if I had the cash I'd take on Djimon Honsu as a bodyguard also.
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post #18 of 27
7/28/05 at 5:28pm
Epcot Center's take on Africa proved to be both politically incorrect and lethal to the park's visitors, much to the disappointment of Roy Disney.
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post #19 of 27
7/28/05 at 5:56pm
The People's Liberation Front had a very traumatic interpretation of "redistribution of wealth"
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post #20 of 27
7/28/05 at 7:45pm
Army Guy: "When you absolutely, positively, gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute."
Nick Cage: "I just brought my pepper spray...DAMMIT!"
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post #21 of 27
7/30/05 at 4:21pm
"Why couldn't you have just put the bunny back in the box"?
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post #22 of 27
7/31/05 at 12:00am
STELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA
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post #23 of 27
7/31/05 at 12:41am
"When I said fire my assistant I meant SACK HIM you idiot!!"
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post #24 of 27
8/1/05 at 8:46pm
"Hounsou knew the consequences of letting Darryl Revok on set, and came prepared. Cage, on the other hand, just...wouldn't....fucking...listen."
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post #25 of 27
8/1/05 at 11:18pm
Nicolas Cage couldn't complete his field test for the Malawi National Guard because he failed to vomit up his assault rifle on command.
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post #26 of 27
8/30/05 at 9:46pm
Cage: "Nooooooooo!!!!"

Shooter's thoughts: (Damn! That Lisa Kudrow sure can jump!)

Cage: "I do! You're supposed to say 'I DO!' "
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post #27 of 27
8/30/05 at 11:35pm
Think of the children....not my car....uh...similar screaming rant...etc....etc...

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