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If dragons drove Jaguars, this dragon would drive one.

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This fine specimen is unlike any other piece we have seen. Look at the picture and be impressed. Note the majesty of this grand player. Mr. Dragon has his stuff together as he prepares to hurl a magical crystal ball at a soon-to-be-no-more opponent. If dragons drove Jaguars, this dragon would drive one. As it is, he gets around town by flying to his many social engagements. Mr. Dragon is a lady's man, with an ego as big as Texas. Like going on a date with super model, Mr. Dragon is expensive, but worth it. Measuring a massive seven and one half inches tall, and in perfect condition, this fine treasure will be carefully wrapped before being shipped. Unconditional thirty day money back guarantee. Enjoy.
from here: http://www.glitterings.com/dragon_P34.html

This is a retailer of nicknacks, rings, etc. Check out the other descriptions on other items.
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I like this one...



Please look at the picture and be delighted. That is a genuine Swarovski crystal heart our romantic friend is carrying. If your desire is to win a heart of your own, then giving this affectionate creature is sure to do the trick. Dragon humbly offers this heart to the person of your choosing. He is a slave for love, as are we all. Measuring two and one half inches high, and in perfect condition, this fine treasure will be carefully wrapped before being shipped. Unconditional thirty day money back guarantee. Enjoy.
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Wasn't this a recent Penny Arcade comic?
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It was posted in the discussion.
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