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Jack Thompson, Mass Debater

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Shrill gameophobic lawsuit-maker Jack Thompson in pitiful email squabble with internet cartoon site!

http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

Classy!
post #2 of 9
"Get a name and a life"

Shecky Greene is reincarnated before he died.
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"I'll e-mail YOU then accuse you of e-mailing ME!"

Hilarious.
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Video Game interview with Tim Buckley, of Ctrl-Alt-Del webcomic:
The voice of sanity.

Exact same interview with the aforementioned Jack Thompson:
Gaze into the voice of stupidity.

This is the best part of the Thompson interview:

Quote:
"Does age or sex play a factor in violent, aggressive behavior?"

"Sure, the sex and violence centers of the brain overlay one another, which is why the increasing mix of sex and violence is troubling. Armies have been known to go on rape rampages after battles because the violence stimulates sexual aggression. How lovely that GTA weds sex and violence in the same game. We are training a generation of teens to combine sex with violence, just what America needs."
I would tell him to "read the question, jackass!", but I'm afraid he might sue me.
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He's the greatest lawyer in the world! "I'm out of order? You're out of order! YOU emailed ME! I hate YOU JUDGE!"
post #6 of 9
More greatness from, to paraphrase Mel Brooks, "the leading asshole in the country"

MP3

Long interview, but, important since this is the first time anybody rational's been able to grab this guy's ear for more than a minute. Nevertheless, skip to the 20 minute mark, which is kinda where things get interesting.

Highlights:
Asked about the lawsuit from the 85 year old grandmother who's suing Rockstar over GTA's content. His argument is that GTA was rated as one thing when it was actually another. As in, it was rated M when it was really AO. The common sense question: Why would you have bought your young grandson a game with EITHER ONE of those ratings???

He gets into the inevitable controversy over Bully. And yeah, he's right. Rockstar might as well paint a giant bullseye on their rooftop for when this game gets released. But I just love how Thompson brings up the fact that the game is being pre-ordered on websites already as being dangerous. Now, I could be wrong about this....but I don't think all that many underage innocent kids own Visa, Mastercard, or Discover. Could it be that the game is actually being bought by ::gasp:: full grown adults??? Possibly even by the kids' parents?

By the way, he goes into this self-righteous bit later about it being foolish to release a game in this day and age where schoolkids are beating each other up. And he's late to that party. I remember playing a game once where Middle and High School kids were beating the hell out of each other afterschool, using not only their fists but, baseball bats, knives, swords...it was horrible. And what made it worse, the TEACHERS were in on it. The gym teacher made his kids do sit ups, only to beat them with a cane when they screwed up. God bless men like Jack Thompson who are alert and aware, making sure another game like Rival Schools is never released.

And right after that, around the 31 minute mark, the interviewer breaks the calm facade. That sigh is priceless.
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Originally Posted by Crow
By the way, he goes into this self-righteous bit later about it being foolish to release a game in this day and age where schoolkids are beating each other up. And he's late to that party. I remember playing a game once where Middle and High School kids were beating the hell out of each other afterschool, using not only their fists but, baseball bats, knives, swords...it was horrible. And what made it worse, the TEACHERS were in on it. The gym teacher made his kids do sit ups, only to beat them with a cane when they screwed up. God bless men like Jack Thompson who are alert and aware, making sure another game like Rival Schools is never released.
Atlas Games had 'em beat about ten years ago.
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I say this with all honestly:

ANYONE THAT DOES NOT LIKE THE GAME 'RIVAL SCHOOLS' SHOULD BE BEATEN SEVERELY.

That is all.
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Batsu !!!
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