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Your cherry-popping celebrity look-alike.

post #1 of 68
8/12/05 at 3:33am
Thread Starter 
Easy. Pick a celebrity that closely resembles the person you lost your virginity to. Be honest.

Me: Julia Ormond.
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post #2 of 68
8/12/05 at 4:05am
Me: Jennifer Jason Leigh (circa Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
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post #3 of 68
8/12/05 at 5:36am
Janeane Garofolo, circa Romy & Michelle.
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post #4 of 68
8/12/05 at 6:22am
Rachel Weisz. Only not quite as attractive
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post #5 of 68
8/12/05 at 10:19am
Annie Potts, circa Ghostbusters (with that geeky-cute look)
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post #6 of 68
8/12/05 at 11:26am
Avril Lavigne. But not with the terrible personality. Or stupid trends. Or horrid musical career.

Just looks only. And luckily, I'm still with her.
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post #7 of 68
8/12/05 at 11:28am
Christina Ricci, circa Sleepy Hollow.
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post #8 of 68
8/12/05 at 1:13pm
Melissa Joan Hart.

The big eyebrowed version.
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post #9 of 68
8/12/05 at 1:47pm
Kristen Johnson from 3rd Rock From the Sun

Only shorter
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post #10 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:10pm
Lack of Rosie O'Donnell and Heather Matarazzo in this thread: surprising.
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post #11 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:13pm
Rosario Dawson. But darker. And nerdier. And less likely to bite someone's throat out.
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post #12 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:14pm
Rutger Hauer.
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post #13 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:15pm
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Originally Posted by TheJuniorMint
Janeane Garofolo, circa Romy & Michelle.
Mine too man, she was half Irish and half Phillipino, but she was hotter than Garofolo.

p.s. It was great, all 20 or so times of it.
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post #14 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:21pm
Linda Blair, but a brunette and sans pea soup.
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post #15 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:24pm
Joe Flaherty.
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post #16 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:27pm
Adrian Brody, circa Summer of Sam
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post #17 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:29pm
Mary Worth.
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post #18 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Mary Worth.
Lucky man.
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post #19 of 68
8/12/05 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
Rutger Hauer.
Blade Runner era or was it around the time of Blind Fury?
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post #20 of 68
8/12/05 at 3:45pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
Rutger Hauer.
I heard his "tears in the rain" speech was for some long lost man-love.

Now devin just has sex-dreams of electric sheep.
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post #21 of 68
8/12/05 at 5:16pm
Luci Lu, but ugly (hey, she offered)
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post #22 of 68
8/12/05 at 5:34pm
an earlier version of Britney Spears. before she got all whored out. oh yeah, add about 20 lbs, then you have about the right picture.
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post #23 of 68
8/12/05 at 6:36pm
Lea Thompson, circa Red Dawn, but with red hair.

And fewer bullet holes.
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post #24 of 68
8/12/05 at 11:38pm
Shannon Elizabeth.

Or Meryl Streep, circa The Deer Hunter, and with breasts.
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post #25 of 68
8/13/05 at 12:30am
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Originally Posted by g-dude
Shannon Elizabeth.

Or Meryl Streep, circa The Deer Hunter, and with breasts.
I thought she looked more like Judy Greer (Arrested Development, The Village, Elizabethtown)
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post #26 of 68
8/13/05 at 12:55am
You goddamned lying nerds.
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post #27 of 68
8/13/05 at 2:10am
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Originally Posted by Slater
You goddamned lying nerds.
Takes one to know one, Slater.
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post #28 of 68
8/13/05 at 2:18am
I never imagined all your dads and uncles were so feminine.
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post #29 of 68
8/13/05 at 2:58am
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Originally Posted by devincf
I never imagined all your dads and uncles were so feminine.
I'm still trying to understand your passion for the Rutger Hauer lookalike. Was it a joke or a brief look inside your tortured psyche?

You're a fascinating person, Mr. Faraci.
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post #30 of 68
8/13/05 at 3:41am
Was that a joke, or are you just stupid?
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post #31 of 68
8/13/05 at 4:49am
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Originally Posted by Domingo
Was that a joke, or are you just stupid?
It was a joke, Domingo.
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post #32 of 68
8/13/05 at 4:51am
I'm sorry about that, I mistook you for stupid.
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post #33 of 68
8/13/05 at 5:01am
Rita Hayworth, plus like 10 lbs and crazy red hair (natural, not dyed)
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post #34 of 68
8/13/05 at 5:10am
It's fun to go through this thread and add "ONLY SO FUCKING HUGE" to the end of every post.
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post #35 of 68
8/13/05 at 7:04am
Mine: Judd Hirsch, only with less eyebrows, more girl parts and many, many more emotional problems.
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post #36 of 68
8/13/05 at 11:13am
like Angelina Jolie only not
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post #37 of 68
8/15/05 at 2:07pm
Like Keifer Sutherland but a lot shorter, skinnier and geekier.

He was awfully sweet, though.
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post #38 of 68
8/15/05 at 3:16pm
Estelle Getty...actually, it WAS Estelle Getty. But she was a lot younger, about Golden Girls era. She was really hot at the time, and could have had any man she wished...

but she chose me.
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post #39 of 68
8/16/05 at 8:41am
Roseanne Barr....
It was my 18th Birthday & a friend set me up with a Phone Sex Call for a joke....
I should have knew I was in trouble when she invited me over....
But I was 18....
and it was my birthday!
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post #40 of 68
8/16/05 at 9:46am
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Originally Posted by Slater
It's fun to go through this thread and add "ONLY SO FUCKING HUGE" to the end of every post.
Funny, that. Mine is Georgina Lempin .
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post #41 of 68
8/16/05 at 12:22pm
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Originally Posted by kittyinjammies
Like Keifer Sutherland but a lot shorter, skinnier and geekier.

He was awfully sweet, though.
You know, the longer I ponder this, the more it occurs to me that a shorter, skinnier, geekier Keifer Sutherland is like Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles.
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post #42 of 68
8/16/05 at 2:02pm
A cuter version of Lucy Lawless, sans the Xena battle cry but with a Romanian accent.

Still, it cannot be compared to Rutger Hauer.
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post #43 of 68
8/16/05 at 6:28pm
I can't remember what she looks like. I was so freaked out in the first place all I could concentrate on was not blowing my wad in 2 minutes. I was on vacation at the time in Denmark and she was the maid. Swear to god.
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post #44 of 68
8/16/05 at 11:57pm
What no one mentions George Lucas, considering he raped many a childhood in his day?

Stick to your guns, ya hosers.
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post #45 of 68
8/19/05 at 8:13pm
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Originally Posted by NadaTodd
an earlier version of Britney Spears. before she got all whored out. oh yeah, add about 20 lbs, then you have about the right picture.
Mine was like Britney AFTER she got whored out, with at least an xtra 20 pounds, big '80s hair, and braces (we were 15). Oh, yeah, and she was about 3 inches taller than me.
I still get a boner when I smell Poison perfume, even though it sorta makes me wanna puke, too.

-AiV
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post #46 of 68
8/19/05 at 9:06pm
I would have to say a white version of Queen Latifa (circa Chicago cut scences). She had all the right curves going on and even though she was big, she knew how to look all SexxA like. I Love Big women, and big women Love me.

Can I get a AMEN?
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post #47 of 68
8/21/05 at 8:08pm
kate winslet. everyone agrees, she looks exactly like her.
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post #48 of 68
8/22/05 at 8:41pm
Tori Amos with Meg Ryan's hair and body.

I think.

Mostly Meg Ryan.
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post #49 of 68
8/22/05 at 9:13pm
Linda Blair circa Exorcist 2. Add maybe 5 pounds.
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post #50 of 68
8/23/05 at 2:04pm
I guess, somewhere between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Reese Witherspoon, neither of whom do anything for me, but hey, this girl was kinda cute. ONLY SO FUCKING HUGE! Nah...
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