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Michael Bay trashes MARCH OF THE PENGUINS

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Sounds like our Michael Bay.
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I'm in San Diego. Does anyone want me to punch a penguin on their behalf?
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Originally Posted by Diomedes
I'm in San Diego. Does anyone want me to punch a penguin on their behalf?
Punch the people coming out of the penguin exhibit.
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I miss the "real" Michael Bay, who would've peppered that article with references to Jaime Pressley's vagina and the like.
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For Christ's sake, there was not a single crane shot in the whole movie!
That's cuz it's a movie about fucking penguins, jackass.

Gratuitous Crane shot:

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It's funny because it's true.
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Forget the Penguins. I went for Morgan Freeman!

I personally boycotted The Island because Bay told Scarlett she couldnt go topless. That would have brought me to the theater a dozen or so times.
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Because of the movie, penguins will become the 'hot' pet this year.
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I personally hate penguins...mostly cause I had a nightmare a few years back in which I got jumped by a few hundred of them.
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Michael, Michael, Michael...Ya just got to roll with the punches, dude!

The public like penguins, you just need to up the ante...What I'm thinking is along the lines of....

"Penguins...ON A PLANE!!"...the irony will even draw in the art-house crowd.
Classic win-win situation!


Call me, let's do lunch.
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or he could make a movie like the one they showed on "Billy and Mandy", "Exploding Penguins 3: Total Annillation"!
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