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Amir! Sufiya! We're leaving for the airport RIGHT NOW!

post #1 of 23
8/18/05 at 4:15pm
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post #2 of 23
8/18/05 at 5:15pm
wow...
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post #3 of 23
8/18/05 at 5:37pm

Hmm....

Great!

With this comic strip out there the Christian Extremists can get as much attention as the Islamic ones. Because we all know they were feeling left out.

Thank goodness, because i thought the Bible freaks were way underrepresented in the religous hype running around lately.
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post #4 of 23
8/19/05 at 8:03am
...There are no words...
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post #5 of 23
8/19/05 at 8:07am
Why does Grandpa look like Nick Fury?
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post #6 of 23
8/19/05 at 8:10am
It's neat that everything the Muslims believe is a lie, and yet the story of Jesus is God's honest truth. That is some funny shit right there.
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post #7 of 23
8/19/05 at 10:19am
She never got into the bits when Jesus took the one ring to Mordor and defeated Sauron for good.

Or when Jesus and his squad of disciples blew up the Death Star! That's important stuff!
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post #8 of 23
8/19/05 at 10:21am
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The 'Johnny Quest Villian'-looking Angry Muslim compels me:

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post #9 of 23
8/19/05 at 10:35am
Is it true that to become a Muslim you just have to say some magic words? Words that, apparently, consist of "Lala la la la lalalala"?

Because I think I may have turned myself Muslim while singing in the shower this morning.
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post #10 of 23
8/19/05 at 11:33am
"Mohammed said Adam was 90 feet tall!"

"That's bullshit!"

"But Jesus rose from the grave 3 days after his death and went to Heaven!"

"Wow! Now THAT I believe!"
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post #11 of 23
8/19/05 at 11:36am
By hate and racisim Christ compels you.
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post #12 of 23
8/19/05 at 11:49am
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Edited to add source link for the few people who don't recognize the face I used:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
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post #13 of 23
8/19/05 at 3:20pm
Does this scare me?No,because I am a muslim.Everything in that comic is utter bullshi+.If you wan't to know about Islam you can ask me but it is a sin for me to talk about it unless you ask me(proselytizing
is a sin).Thats why so much B.S gets spread around.Lots of stupid scared Christians coming to the realization that Islam is rapidly becoming the worlds largest religon and makes alot more sense to the downtrodden and minorities where racism is a grave sin.

Haddith(rumored sayings of the prophet) is complete nonsense.Ever play the rumor or telephone game?Where you get a line of people and send a whipered message down the line and by the time it has reached the end the message is completly different.I wipe my a s s with hadith.

As a christian do you believe in nonsense like the whale swallowing Jonah and Noah geting every animal on the ark?Do you stone adulterers?I too also take even the Koran with a grain of salt.
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post #14 of 23
8/19/05 at 3:32pm
Now as to the whole pedophile thing.I don't remember how the story went but he married a 16(not 9) year old girl with the intention of feeding and clothing her.She was a homeless orphan as a result of war which Muhammad((may peace be upon him) felt sorry for and took her in.Its hard for me to explain to people of western cultures the nature of marriage in arab culture.Marraige has very little to do with love and sex in Arab culture believe it or not.It has more to do with status,money and security.A married woman has security and being married to the prophet is the greatest security one can imagine.

This was an act of charity and Fundies scared out of their minds are trying to dig up the most unbelieveable B.S.If I had to dig up bad things about Christianity I would not have to look very hard at all and I would not need to makeup anything.

As to Adam being 50 foot tall?What the fuk?You got to try harder than that fundies!Thats the first time I have ever heard such a thing,LOL!Would be kind of cool though....
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post #15 of 23
8/19/05 at 6:31pm
I'd find the Chick Tracts funny, but odds are pretty good there are some morons who actually believe them.
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post #16 of 23
8/21/05 at 7:37am
I love Jack Chick. He's completely batshit insane. His Dungeons and Dragons tract is still my favourite though.
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post #17 of 23
8/21/05 at 12:27pm
Grandpa looks more like Hal Holbrook as Snake Plissken
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post #18 of 23
8/21/05 at 1:15pm
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Originally Posted by Dan Whitehead
Is it true that to become a Muslim you just have to say some magic words? Words that, apparently, consist of "Lala la la la lalalala"?

Because I think I may have turned myself Muslim while singing in the shower this morning.
It can't be as easy as that. Even Captain Marvel has to say more than that when he says "SHAZAM!", and he's stronger than Superman!!!

Unless Chick is saying Muslims are stronger than Captain Marvel.

Which would be really cool.
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post #19 of 23
8/21/05 at 1:45pm
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Originally Posted by Ludwig

Unless Chick is saying Muslims are stronger than Captain Marvel.
Depends on the brand of deodorant.
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post #20 of 23
8/24/05 at 10:42pm
Apparently Mulims are ph-balanced to get you the Heaven better than Christians.

Ok, I'm Christian and this is a pretty messed up comic. I think the people who use these are turning away more people than they are gaining.
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post #21 of 23
8/26/05 at 7:37pm
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
"Mohammed said Adam was 90 feet tall!"

"That's bullshit!"

"But Jesus rose from the grave 3 days after his death and went to Heaven!"

"Wow! Now THAT I believe!"
Werbal, this is genius. I had several people laughing with this at work.
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post #22 of 23
9/10/05 at 1:42am
whoever made that comic is a complete moron, im christian and i believe in religious tolerance, the dude who wrote that comic is once again as i said a complete moron. wouldnt it suck if some muslim dude made something like that but makin fun of christians
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post #23 of 23
9/11/05 at 5:05am
I find it weird that the wife would tell them to leave for the airport immediately after that little girl yells 'STOP' almost as if she was saying 'the jig is up, let's get the hell out of here' then again, that strip was conceived by someone who clearly has issues, so what the hell do I know.
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