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So THAT's what Tom Sizemore looks like naked...

post #1 of 27
8/19/05 at 10:55pm
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http://www.xxxtom.com/

Help a brother out movie fans. He's only got a million and change left!
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post #2 of 27
8/19/05 at 11:04pm
SIZE!!!!
Man, he really is going to be found dead in an apartment soon. Too bad.
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post #3 of 27
8/19/05 at 11:42pm
Wow, he looked like he was coked out of his head. I'm surprised he could maintain an erection.
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post #4 of 27
8/20/05 at 1:51am
Now I believe that there is a God, or a Devil who holds me in his favor.
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post #5 of 27
8/20/05 at 10:14am
"I didn't hit her, alright? I shit on her."

Fried gold.
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post #6 of 27
8/20/05 at 10:19am
Now I know what i look like when I fuck some chic...geez.
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post #7 of 27
8/20/05 at 10:37am
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post #8 of 27
8/20/05 at 1:43pm
I've heard that Sizemore is some kind of sex freak but this is crazy. Why is he doing this? I know he's having legal troubles but he can't be hard up for cash. He's made a ton of movies, big and small, in the last 5 years alone. I'd expect this kind of stuff from Corey Feldman or Vince Neil but not from a guy that's been in HEAT, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, and BLACK HAWK DOWN.
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post #9 of 27
8/20/05 at 2:55pm
coke is expensive!
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post #10 of 27
8/20/05 at 3:24pm
I can imagine Bob Crane's ghostly hands flying over a keyboard shouting:

"That's what I'm fuckin' talkin' bout"!
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post #11 of 27
8/20/05 at 10:40pm
Strange Days indeed.
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post #12 of 27
8/21/05 at 9:06am
I just wanna hear one of his whores say:

"I'm gonna destroy your wife, and eat your pole, and i cant... wait... to do it."
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post #13 of 27
8/21/05 at 3:38pm
For Tom, the action is the juice.
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post #14 of 27
8/21/05 at 3:52pm
I remember reading that Sizemore auditioned many times for the role that went to Steve Buscemi in RESERVOIR DOGS. Perhaps this new project is Sizemore's way to prove to the world that he is the true Mr. Pink.
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post #15 of 27
8/21/05 at 4:45pm
Tom is the perfect pornstar
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The SAVING PRIVATE RYAN star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse.

Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress."

A Los Angeles based urologist confirms, "Priapism is an abnormal, persistent, and painful erection that won't go down in spite of orgasm, and can be caused by alcohol or drug abuse."

Tucker claims Sizemore's addiction prompted the actor to rig video cameras up around his house, which for the past three years have documented his activities with a string of women he has lured back to his California pad. Three such tapes have been allegedly stolen and are expected to be released on the internet.
Sure they were stolen. Don't they all say that?
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post #16 of 27
8/22/05 at 3:15pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel

Sure they were stolen. Don't they all say that?
Yeah, that appears to be his signature on the websites main page.
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post #17 of 27
8/22/05 at 3:52pm
What a waste.

Here's a guy who's been in some of the best movies (Saving Private Ryan, Heat with smaller parts in many other classics like Point Break and True Romance) working with some of the most talented actors (Tom Hanks, Robert DeNiro) and directors (Spielberg, Mann). And he's extremely talented himself.

I don't think anyone will want to work with him once this blows up.

And where was this filmed? His apartment? My apartment was nicer than that shit hole.
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post #18 of 27
8/22/05 at 11:43pm
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Originally Posted by SPEEDRAZOR
I just wanna hear one of his whores say:

"I'm gonna destroy your wife, and eat your pole, and i cant... wait... to do it."
I was hoping you'd find you're way in here . . .
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post #19 of 27
8/23/05 at 7:38am
oh i came running! this is absolute gold, i havent seen any of the videos yet, although i really hope he spouts lines like "we're in business!" all the damn time.
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post #20 of 27
8/23/05 at 10:38am
Okay, now that is just damn weird. What the hell is wrong with him?
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post #21 of 27
8/23/05 at 11:50pm
You know when you reflect on this, it is actually something of a cinderella story.

Instead of a glass slipper, Tom is looking for the one who can soften his chubby.

So far, no Mrs. Right. But he'll keep trying.
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post #22 of 27
8/26/05 at 12:20pm
I fucked a bunch of girls there. That's what I'm supposed to do. You know why? Because it's rehab!
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post #23 of 27
9/9/05 at 7:56pm
Did anybody hear Sizemore on Howard Stern this morning? He phoned in from rehab and they were playing audio clips from his sex tape. It was a riot! Along with the usual grunts and groans you'd expect to hear Sizemore at one point starts to go off on the police because of his legal problems during the tape. He says something like "I hope 22 cops are killed this weekend and that they all have children!." Then one of the women on the tape tries to calm him down and tell him not to say that about the police and Sizemore shoots back with the classic line of "What you just said is a real dick-shortener."
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post #24 of 27
9/12/05 at 2:27am
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Instead of a glass slipper, Tom is looking for the one who can soften his chubby.

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Then one of the women on the tape tries to calm him down and tell him not to say that about the police and Sizemore shoots back with the classic line of "What you just said is a real dick-shortener."
Mission accomplished, it would seem.
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post #25 of 27
10/6/05 at 7:54am
You guys read the terms and conditions on the site? Looks like Tom will be starring with Eddie Murphy soon...

3. Sexual Content. THIS WEBSITE CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF NUDITY AND SEXUAL CONDUCT. YOU HEREBYACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT CONTENT CONTAINED IN THE WEBSITE MAY REFLECT EXPLICIT DEPICTIONS OF NUDITY AND HETEROSEXUAL, BI-SEXUAL, HOMOSEXUAL, AND TRANSSEXUAL SITUATIONS OF A SEXUAL NATURE, THAT YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH MATERIALS OF THIS KIND, AND THAT YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED BY SUCH MATERIALS. IF YOU ARE OR MAY BE SO OFFENDED, YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO REFRAIN FROM ACCESSING THE WEBSITE.
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post #26 of 27
10/6/05 at 10:38am
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Originally Posted by johnnycinco
You guys read the terms and conditions on the site? Looks like Tom will be starring with Eddie Murphy soon...

3. Sexual Content. THIS WEBSITE CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF NUDITY AND SEXUAL CONDUCT. YOU HEREBYACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT CONTENT CONTAINED IN THE WEBSITE MAY REFLECT EXPLICIT DEPICTIONS OF NUDITY AND HETEROSEXUAL, BI-SEXUAL, HOMOSEXUAL, AND TRANSSEXUAL SITUATIONS OF A SEXUAL NATURE, THAT YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH MATERIALS OF THIS KIND, AND THAT YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED BY SUCH MATERIALS. IF YOU ARE OR MAY BE SO OFFENDED, YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO REFRAIN FROM ACCESSING THE WEBSITE.

I would pay a weekly fee for a primetime detective show called SIZEMORE AND THE TRANNY.
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post #27 of 27
10/6/05 at 10:41am
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THE WEBSITE MAY REFLECT EXPLICIT DEPICTIONS OF NUDITY AND HETEROSEXUAL, BI-SEXUAL, HOMOSEXUAL, AND TRANSSEXUAL SITUATIONS OF A SEXUAL NATURE
You don't say.
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